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10-12-2002, 10:30 AM | #1 |
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Got a Joke for ya
SOUTHERN TERRORIST ADVISORY, ATLANTA
The govenor of Alabama, South Caroline, Arkansas, Georgia and Miss. announced today that they have made a disturbing discovery in their states, apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda terrorist's have become romantically envolved with local redneck girls. The result is not pretty and they now have the sad task of reporting the creation of the new sectior of human race: ISLAMABULLAS. So far only a smattering of actual births have been reported, but Pat Robertson's Christian Coalation is hard at work trying to isolate and seal them off. To date the coalation has identified the folling children: MOHAMMED BILLY BOB ABBA BUBA MOHAMMED JETHRO BIN THINKIN BOUDIT FORREST GUMP BUBBA RUBBA DUB DUBBA BUBBA BOBBIE JOE BUBBA AMGOOD ATAT BETTY JEAN HASBEEN BADGIRL LINDA SUE BIN THER DUNDAT Not surprisingly, the coalition believe they seem all to have the sprung from one couple: MOHAMMED WHOOZYADDY & YOUMAMMA BIN LOVIN OK don't flame me, I finally had a joke I could post...Odie |
10-12-2002, 10:48 AM | #2 |
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ROFLMAO!!!
Thanks Odie, I needed that! Take care, ~Chris
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10-12-2002, 11:48 AM | #3 |
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lmao, that was good. needed a good laugh this morning
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10-12-2002, 02:02 PM | #4 |
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LMAO!!!
Thanks Odie, put a smile on my face. |
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