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Old 05-11-2002, 04:10 AM   #1
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From the June, 2002 Issue of Car Craft Magazine:

TOP 10 LIST

Things Every Car Guy Owns, Besides a Car:

1) At least 100 Hot Wheels.
2) At least a dozen T-shirts from car shows. All torn and greasy.
3) At least seven wheels of which no two are the same size and design.
4) A hubcap for a car he wished he owned, but not the car itself.
5) A ton of back issues of car magazines to which he never refers.
6) An abiding faith that the next part he buys will actually fit.
7) A truck.
8) A connecting rod or piston used as a paperweight (or ashtray).
9) At least five half-assembled, never-to-be-completed model-car kits.
10) A knowledge of what citrus hand cleaner tastes like.
I laughed out loud at a couple of those (#6 & #10), so I thought it was worth sharing.

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Old 05-11-2002, 05:40 AM   #2
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2) & 9)

I fit those two things on the list da best
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Old 05-11-2002, 09:52 AM   #3
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hahahahah! I just woke up....those are too funny! I've got #1,2,5,6 and 10 nailed!!!!! hahahahahah ! Thanks, I needed that! TNT
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Old 05-11-2002, 05:28 PM   #4
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pkrwud did you buy a joke book, or what, heheh, cya
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Old 05-11-2002, 06:47 PM   #5
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All except #4 & 7 are true for me!
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Old 05-11-2002, 06:59 PM   #6
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I'm guilty of #2 i always get at least 1 shirt from any car show i go to and keep the old greasy ones to do yard work or oil changes.

also #6 could be : an abiding hope that the next part you add to your car will make it faster!

i used to be guilty of #5 but got rid of them and i'm slowly working on it again.



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Old 05-11-2002, 10:52 PM   #7
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Thumbs up Speaking of magazines...

I've got a stack of MOTOR TRENDS that a client of mine gave me(a box FULL) dating back from 1953!!!!!! I have yet to go thru them all. But I've thumbed thru them! They have COOL STUFF! Alot of post worthy info and ads!
Also another client of mine just moved and gave me 2 boxes FULL of Hot Rod and Motor Trends from the '70's!!!!! Those I CANT WAIT to go thru! hehehee!
If I could ever stay off my pc long enough, maybe I could!
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Old 05-13-2002, 07:35 AM   #8
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I guess 7 out of 10 ain't bad


Maybe I need to work harder on that...
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Old 05-13-2002, 07:41 AM   #9
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I got #1, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #9, and #10 down pat. What does this mean???-lol
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