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PKRWUD 05-11-2002 04:10 AM
Joke of the Day (?)
 
Quote:
From the June, 2002 Issue of Car Craft Magazine:

TOP 10 LIST

Things Every Car Guy Owns, Besides a Car:

1) At least 100 Hot Wheels.
2) At least a dozen T-shirts from car shows. All torn and greasy.
3) At least seven wheels of which no two are the same size and design.
4) A hubcap for a car he wished he owned, but not the car itself.
5) A ton of back issues of car magazines to which he never refers.
6) An abiding faith that the next part he buys will actually fit.
7) A truck.
8) A connecting rod or piston used as a paperweight (or ashtray).
9) At least five half-assembled, never-to-be-completed model-car kits.
10) A knowledge of what citrus hand cleaner tastes like.
I laughed out loud at a couple of those (#6 & #10), so I thought it was worth sharing.

Take care,
-Chris

05-11-2002 05:40 AM
2) & 9)

I fit those two things on the list da best :D

Topless In Texas 05-11-2002 09:52 AM
HOW FUNNY!!!
 
hahahahah! I just woke up....those are too funny! I've got #1,2,5,6 and 10 nailed!!!!! hahahahahah ! Thanks, I needed that! :) TNT

Crazy Horse GT 05-11-2002 05:28 PM
pkrwud did you buy a joke book, or what, heheh, cya :D :D

82 GT 05-11-2002 06:47 PM
All except #4 & 7 are true for me!

lx mike 05-11-2002 06:59 PM
I'm guilty of #2 i always get at least 1 shirt from any car show i go to and keep the old greasy ones to do yard work or oil changes.

also #6 could be : an abiding hope that the next part you add to your car will make it faster! :o

i used to be guilty of #5 but got rid of them and i'm slowly working on it again. :D



topless and 82 gt: :eek: :eek:

Topless In Texas 05-11-2002 10:52 PM
Speaking of magazines...
 
I've got a stack of MOTOR TRENDS that a client of mine gave me(a box FULL) dating back from 1953!!!!!! I have yet to go thru them all. But I've thumbed thru them! They have COOL STUFF! Alot of post worthy info and ads! :cool:
Also another client of mine just moved and gave me 2 boxes FULL of Hot Rod and Motor Trends from the '70's!!!!! Those I CANT WAIT to go thru! hehehee!
If I could ever stay off my pc long enough, maybe I could! :rolleyes:

cyberstang5.0 05-13-2002 07:35 AM
I guess 7 out of 10 ain't bad :rolleyes:


Maybe I need to work harder on that...:D

mustangman65_79 05-13-2002 07:41 AM
I got #1, #3, #4, #5, #6, #7, #9, and #10 down pat. What does this mean???-lol


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