Second Joke of the Day

jj_jonathon · 08-17-2002, 11:50 AM

The last one about Arabs reminded me of this joke

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President Bush & Colin Powell walk into a bar to have a drink. The bartender looks over and can't believe the President and Colin Powell are in his bar. He walks over and says, "Mr. President what are you and Colin Powell doing in my bar?" The President replies, "why we are planning World War III." The bartender asks, "what are you planning for WWIII?" Pres. Bush replies, "we are going to kill 500,000 Arabs and one blonde woman with bigs tits." The bartender exclaims, "why are you going to kill a blonde woman with big tits?" Pres. Bush then turns to Colin Powell and says, "see I told you nobody would care about the Arabs."

LX5liter · 08-17-2002, 11:55 AM

Good one!!

PKRWUD · 08-17-2002, 12:05 PM

LOL!!

Take care,
~Chris

Shelby428cj · 08-17-2002, 03:11 PM

LOL haahaa!!!!!!

Rev · 08-17-2002, 04:06 PM

I'm glad to know that our esteemed leaders at least have their priorities straight.

Rev

The Deuce · 08-17-2002, 04:25 PM

Only 500,000? That seems a little low.

Rev · 08-17-2002, 04:29 PM

It's all relative Deuce. The 500,000 question all depends on how big the boobies are. LOL.

Rev

PKRWUD · 08-17-2002, 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rev
It's all relative Deuce. The 500,000 question all depends on how big the boobies are. LOL.

Rev

500,000=C Cup

Take care,
~Chris

jj_jonathon · 08-18-2002, 03:11 AM

that poor big breasted woman

*sigh*

PKRWUD · 08-18-2002, 03:40 AM

750,000=D Cup

Take care,
~Chris

jj_jonathon · 08-18-2002, 03:43 AM

wonder how many we could get for that "car alarm" that was posted....

PKRWUD · 08-18-2002, 03:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jj_jonathon
wonder how many we could get for that "car alarm" that was posted....

???

jj_jonathon · 08-18-2002, 03:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PKRWUD

???

took way to long to find that thread...i thought youd remember something this bad....

http://forums.mustangworks.com/showt...threadid=27226

so how many ya think? 2,000,000?...prolly just send her over and she'll kill em all...

PKRWUD · 08-18-2002, 04:44 AM

Oh my God. I didn't need to see that.

2,000,000? No no no no no. I'm afraid that one tips the scales in the opposite direction. We'd be lucky to get 1 for her.

Scary.

Take care,
~Chris

1969Mach1 · 08-18-2002, 10:28 AM

hahah...lol great joke...
Just as I was getting over that car security . . . . there is just something very wrong with that system.

§am.

jj_jonathon · 08-18-2002, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by PKRWUD
Oh my God. I didn't need to see that.

2,000,000? No no no no no. I'm afraid that one tips the scales in the opposite direction. We'd be lucky to get 1 for her.

Scary.

Take care,
~Chris

well they do have odd standards for women over in the middle east....considering they like them all wrapped up, unshaven, and ungroomed...

...

rustang girl · 08-19-2002, 05:41 AM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I SOOOOOOO did NOT want to see that!

How can people let them selves get that big. How can they thing THAT is sexy. AHHHHH!!!!! Yuck!!! EEEEWWWWW!!!!

08-17-2002, 11:50 AM	#1
jj_jonathon Trisket Join Date: May 2002 Location: University of Florida, FL Posts: ½ Posts: 1,560	Second Joke of the Day The last one about Arabs reminded me of this joke ------------------------------------------------------------------ President Bush & Colin Powell walk into a bar to have a drink. The bartender looks over and can't believe the President and Colin Powell are in his bar. He walks over and says, "Mr. President what are you and Colin Powell doing in my bar?" The President replies, "why we are planning World War III." The bartender asks, "what are you planning for WWIII?" Pres. Bush replies, "we are going to kill 500,000 Arabs and one blonde woman with bigs tits." The bartender exclaims, "why are you going to kill a blonde woman with big tits?" Pres. Bush then turns to Colin Powell and says, "see I told you nobody would care about the Arabs." __________________ University of Florida - Physics Major My 02GT vert Media Center Pics BBK Underdrive Pulleys \| K&N FIPK (Gen II) \| Bullet Grille \| Mach 1 Chin Spoiler \| UPR Interior Parts \| XM Radio \| Audiobahn Subs Ricer Hater's Club Member #1/2 (30) http://www.ricehatersclub.com/

08-17-2002, 11:55 AM	#2
LX5liter dude5l Join Date: May 2001 Location: Grande Prairie, Alberta, Canada Posts: 603	Good one!! __________________ Good luck! Brad R. 1992 L.X. 5.0 coupe MODS: A few little bolt ons New Best time ...11.60 @ 128 mph @ 2000+ ft altitude. Rice Haters Club member #39 Users rides #2542

08-17-2002, 12:05 PM	#3
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	LOL!! Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

08-17-2002, 03:11 PM	#4
Shelby428cj Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 510	LOL haahaa!!!!!! __________________ Karen Wells, Moderator The Mustang Works Magazine http://www.mustangworks.com 1969 Mustang (Project Rice Eater) 1999 Silver Mustang Saleen S281 (SQ car for stereo contests) SQ Goddess My Stereo Bro "tireburner163"

08-17-2002, 04:06 PM	#5
Rev Registered Member Join Date: Nov 1998 Location: Houston, Tx. Posts: 3,887	Priorities I'm glad to know that our esteemed leaders at least have their priorities straight. Rev __________________ '66 Coupe, 306, 350-375 HP, C-4, 13.07 e.t., 104.8 mph, 1/4 mi. O.B.C. #2 '66 coupe

08-17-2002, 04:25 PM	#6
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	Only 500,000? That seems a little low. __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

08-17-2002, 04:29 PM	#7
Rev Registered Member Join Date: Nov 1998 Location: Houston, Tx. Posts: 3,887	Relative? It's all relative Deuce. The 500,000 question all depends on how big the boobies are. LOL. Rev __________________ '66 Coupe, 306, 350-375 HP, C-4, 13.07 e.t., 104.8 mph, 1/4 mi. O.B.C. #2 '66 coupe

08-18-2002, 03:11 AM	#9
jj_jonathon Trisket Join Date: May 2002 Location: University of Florida, FL Posts: ½ Posts: 1,560	that poor big breasted woman sigh __________________ University of Florida - Physics Major My 02GT vert Media Center Pics BBK Underdrive Pulleys \| K&N FIPK (Gen II) \| Bullet Grille \| Mach 1 Chin Spoiler \| UPR Interior Parts \| XM Radio \| Audiobahn Subs Ricer Hater's Club Member #1/2 (30) http://www.ricehatersclub.com/

08-18-2002, 03:40 AM	#10
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	750,000=D Cup Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

08-18-2002, 03:43 AM	#11
jj_jonathon Trisket Join Date: May 2002 Location: University of Florida, FL Posts: ½ Posts: 1,560	wonder how many we could get for that "car alarm" that was posted.... __________________ University of Florida - Physics Major My 02GT vert Media Center Pics BBK Underdrive Pulleys \| K&N FIPK (Gen II) \| Bullet Grille \| Mach 1 Chin Spoiler \| UPR Interior Parts \| XM Radio \| Audiobahn Subs Ricer Hater's Club Member #1/2 (30) http://www.ricehatersclub.com/

08-18-2002, 04:44 AM	#14
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Oh my God. I didn't need to see that. 2,000,000? No no no no no. I'm afraid that one tips the scales in the opposite direction. We'd be lucky to get 1 for her. Scary. Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

08-18-2002, 10:28 AM	#15
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	hahah...lol great joke... Just as I was getting over that car security . . . . there is just something very wrong with that system. §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

08-19-2002, 05:41 AM	#17
rustang girl Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: LA, or Bakersfield, CA Posts: 273	AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SOOOOOOO did NOT want to see that! How can people let them selves get that big. How can they thing THAT is sexy. AHHHHH!!!!! Yuck!!! EEEEWWWWW!!!! __________________ Heidi 22/F/Cali. 1966 Mustang Coupe Ricer Hater's Club- member # 15 http://ricehatersclub.com/ http://MechaPS.com/

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