Got a Joke for ya

10-12-2002, 10:30 AM

SOUTHERN TERRORIST ADVISORY, ATLANTA

The govenor of Alabama, South Caroline, Arkansas, Georgia and Miss. announced today that they have made a disturbing discovery in their states, apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda terrorist's have become romantically envolved with local redneck girls.

The result is not pretty and they now have the sad task of reporting the creation of the new sectior of human race: ISLAMABULLAS.

So far only a smattering of actual births have been reported, but Pat Robertson's Christian Coalation is hard at work trying to isolate and seal them off. To date the coalation has identified the folling children:

MOHAMMED BILLY BOB ABBA BUBA
MOHAMMED JETHRO BIN THINKIN BOUDIT
FORREST GUMP BUBBA
RUBBA DUB DUBBA BUBBA
BOBBIE JOE BUBBA AMGOOD ATAT
BETTY JEAN HASBEEN BADGIRL
LINDA SUE BIN THER DUNDAT

Not surprisingly, the coalition believe they seem all to have the sprung from one couple:

MOHAMMED WHOOZYADDY &
YOUMAMMA BIN LOVIN

OK don't flame me, I finally had a joke I could post...Odie

PKRWUD · 10-12-2002, 10:48 AM

ROFLMAO!!!

Thanks Odie, I needed that!

Take care,
~Chris

10-12-2002, 11:48 AM

lmao, that was good. needed a good laugh this morning

MustangKelly96 · 10-12-2002, 02:02 PM

LMAO!!!
Thanks Odie,
put a smile on my face.

10-12-2002, 10:30 AM	#1
gt lee Guest Posts: n/a	Got a Joke for ya SOUTHERN TERRORIST ADVISORY, ATLANTA The govenor of Alabama, South Caroline, Arkansas, Georgia and Miss. announced today that they have made a disturbing discovery in their states, apparently, a small number of Al Qaeda terrorist's have become romantically envolved with local redneck girls. The result is not pretty and they now have the sad task of reporting the creation of the new sectior of human race: ISLAMABULLAS. So far only a smattering of actual births have been reported, but Pat Robertson's Christian Coalation is hard at work trying to isolate and seal them off. To date the coalation has identified the folling children: MOHAMMED BILLY BOB ABBA BUBA MOHAMMED JETHRO BIN THINKIN BOUDIT FORREST GUMP BUBBA RUBBA DUB DUBBA BUBBA BOBBIE JOE BUBBA AMGOOD ATAT BETTY JEAN HASBEEN BADGIRL LINDA SUE BIN THER DUNDAT Not surprisingly, the coalition believe they seem all to have the sprung from one couple: MOHAMMED WHOOZYADDY & YOUMAMMA BIN LOVIN OK don't flame me, I finally had a joke I could post...Odie

10-12-2002, 10:48 AM	#2
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	ROFLMAO!!! Thanks Odie, I needed that! Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

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10-12-2002, 11:48 AM	#3
digital3.3 Guest Posts: n/a	lmao, that was good. needed a good laugh this morning

10-12-2002, 02:02 PM	#4
MustangKelly96 Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The Great State of Indiana Posts: 353	LMAO!!! Thanks Odie, put a smile on my face.