Joke of the Day

PKRWUD · 07-22-2002, 03:16 AM

I think I posted this here before, but I think it's been a while, and it's good enough to post again, IMO.

Enjoy!

The Horse and the Chicken

Quote:

On the farm lived a horse and a chicken, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help!

Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Z-3 series BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off with a length of rope, hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive in the shiny BMW, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken drove the BMW back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his equine magnificence and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?
When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW to pick up chicks.

Take care,
~Chris

cyberstang5.0 · 07-22-2002, 07:15 AM

good one

tireburner163 · 07-22-2002, 09:55 AM

cyberstang5.0 · 07-22-2002, 10:02 AM

what about picking up chick's in a Mustang?

Stang_Crazy · 07-22-2002, 10:09 AM

So you're telling me that I don't really need my M5 to pick up chicks?? HAHAHA good joke

1969Mach1 · 07-22-2002, 10:55 AM

lol =) that's a great one. hehehe

§am.

07-22-2002, 08:16 PM

Very funny Chris hehehehehehhe

Odie

6T9PONY · 07-22-2002, 08:24 PM

Crazy Horse GT · 07-23-2002, 02:19 AM

hahaha.

07-22-2002, 09:55 AM	#3
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	__________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide

07-22-2002, 10:02 AM	#4
cyberstang5.0 347ci of HORSE POWER!!! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,416	what about picking up chick's in a Mustang? Last edited by cyberstang5.0; 07-22-2002 at 10:57 AM..

07-22-2002, 10:09 AM	#5
Stang_Crazy It's never clean enough! Join Date: Jan 1999 Location: Shaler, PA Posts: 1,542	So you're telling me that I don't really need my M5 to pick up chicks?? HAHAHA good joke __________________ ~Dan 2001 SVT Lightning 89' GT : Taking up garage space and waiting for a buyer... Rice Hater's Club - Member #11

07-22-2002, 10:55 AM	#6
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	lol =) that's a great one. hehehe §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

07-23-2002, 02:19 AM	#9
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	hahaha. __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

07-22-2002, 07:15 AM	#2
cyberstang5.0 347ci of HORSE POWER!!! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,416	good one

07-22-2002, 08:16 PM	#7
gt lee Guest Posts: n/a	Very funny Chris hehehehehehhe Odie

07-22-2002, 08:24 PM	#8
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