Joke of the Day (8/20)

PKRWUD · 08-20-2002, 03:48 AM

(fromSeptember's Playboy: )

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?

A pickpocket snatches watches.

Take care,
~Chris

Coupe Devil · 08-20-2002, 08:08 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHHAH I got ya man,thats a good one..

Bradley

1969Mach1 · 08-20-2002, 08:16 AM

lol

That's a good one. hehehe

§am.

The Deuce · 08-20-2002, 11:54 AM

..tick..tick..tick.., oh I get it now.

Nice one.

Shelby428cj · 08-20-2002, 02:00 PM

lol I don't know what was funnier the joke or deuce being a little slow!!!

RBatson · 08-21-2002, 10:25 PM

HEHEHEHE!!!! Ok, she's asleep now I can play, heeh.

What's the difference between a Hoover vacuum and a Harley motorcycle?

The placement of the dirtbag.

Its a joke, ok? HEEH

RBatson · 08-21-2002, 10:28 PM

Guy goes into a gas station and ask the old man behind the counter: What's the fastest way from here to Raleigh?

Old man: you walking or driving?

Guy: Driving.

Old man: Yep, that's the fastest way.

jj_jonathon · 08-22-2002, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RBatson
Guy goes into a gas station and ask the old man behind the counter: What's the fastest way from here to Raleigh?

Old man: you walking or driving?

Guy: Driving.

Old man: Yep, that's the fastest way.

ROFLMAO! ....oh geez...the simplest one and i thought it was hilarious...says a lot for my personality i guess hrm? i was along the same lines as deuce for the first joke...lol..

08-20-2002, 03:48 AM	#1
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Joke of the Day (8/20) (fromSeptember's Playboy: ) What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches. Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

08-20-2002, 08:08 AM	#2
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08-20-2002, 08:16 AM	#3
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	lol That's a good one. hehehe §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

08-20-2002, 11:54 AM	#4
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	..tick..tick..tick.., oh I get it now. Nice one. __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

08-20-2002, 02:00 PM	#5
Shelby428cj Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 510	lol I don't know what was funnier the joke or deuce being a little slow!!! __________________ Karen Wells, Moderator The Mustang Works Magazine http://www.mustangworks.com 1969 Mustang (Project Rice Eater) 1999 Silver Mustang Saleen S281 (SQ car for stereo contests) SQ Goddess My Stereo Bro "tireburner163"

08-21-2002, 10:25 PM	#6
RBatson Registered Member Join Date: May 1997 Posts: 3,028	HEHEHEHE!!!! Ok, she's asleep now I can play, heeh. What's the difference between a Hoover vacuum and a Harley motorcycle? The placement of the dirtbag. Its a joke, ok? HEEH

08-21-2002, 10:28 PM	#7
RBatson Registered Member Join Date: May 1997 Posts: 3,028	Stupid joke off the radio.. Guy goes into a gas station and ask the old man behind the counter: What's the fastest way from here to Raleigh? Old man: you walking or driving? Guy: Driving. Old man: Yep, that's the fastest way. Last edited by RBatson; 08-21-2002 at 11:28 PM..

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