Joke of the Day (blonde joke)

lysacat · 08-20-2002, 01:39 PM

A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him. She knock on
the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your
load."

The trucker just ignores her, the light changes, and he proceeds down
the street. At the next light, the blonde again catches up and says, "Hi,
my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load."

He ignores her again and continues down the street. At the next red
light the blonde catches up, all out of breath, knocks on the window and
says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load."

The trucker looks at her and finally he says, "Hi, my name is Kevin,
it's snowing, and I'm driving a salt truck."

Shelby428cj · 08-20-2002, 01:51 PM

LMAO oooo that was a good one I never heard that blonde joke!

The Deuce · 08-20-2002, 01:54 PM

I hold no official position to the humorus or offensive nature of the joke, as to remain neutral on the situation as to being an offense against women, or not.

Mustangbelle306 · 08-20-2002, 03:46 PM

JK it was a funny joke

And I thought I had heard all of them

lysacat · 08-20-2002, 04:43 PM

Oh Deuce, you're no fun.

I'm a blonde and I'm a woman and I thought it was hilarious.

C-ya, Melisa

The Deuce · 08-20-2002, 07:09 PM

Unofficially I thought it was pretty darn funny. Of course I wouldn't want to condone the behaviour.

PKRWUD · 08-20-2002, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Deuce
I hold no official position to the humorus or offensive nature of the joke, as to remain neutral on the situation as to being an offense against women, or not.

Pusssy.

I thought it was a great joke!

Take care,
~Chris

Stang_Crazy · 08-20-2002, 08:20 PM

Great Joke!! I had no idea where it was going until you gave the pucnh line

Crazy Horse GT · 08-21-2002, 12:29 AM

hehehe, i thought it was funny, good one lsyacat.

929PhoenixSquid · 08-21-2002, 12:33 PM

Bwahahahahahah

I liked that....

joe4speed · 08-21-2002, 03:26 PM

LOLOLOLOL

A blonde woman walking down the sidewalk notices a banana peel on the ground in front of her and says "Uh oh, looks like I'm going to slip and fall again..." har har

CougarRage · 08-21-2002, 03:46 PM

Good joke, I gotta admit, I didn't know where it was going.

BTW, I am new to this forum, I have read it for about 3 months but never joined. I am one of Polara's friends.

(No I don't own a mustang. However, I do own a 88 Cougar XR7 with a 5.0. No real mods yet, but at least it's not a ricer!)

joe4speed · 08-22-2002, 02:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CougarRage
Good joke, I gotta admit, I didn't know where it was going.

BTW, I am new to this forum, I have read it for about 3 months but never joined. I am one of Polara's friends.

(No I don't own a mustang. However, I do own a 88 Cougar XR7 with a 5.0. No real mods yet, but at least it's not a ricer!)

Well welcome to Mustang Works Cougar!

lysacat · 08-22-2002, 08:44 AM

Welcome to MW CougarRage.
You'll like it here.
C-ya, Melisa

1969Mach1 · 08-22-2002, 10:51 AM

lmao.... good joke...

Welcome to the board cougar, yes it certainly better then being a ricer. Make sure you join the Rice Haters Club, we're over 50+ members and have our own site. Check for the thread in Blue Oval Lounge.

§am.

08-20-2002, 01:39 PM	#1
lysacat Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Sherwood, Arkansas Posts: 238	Joke of the Day (blonde joke) A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him. She knock on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker just ignores her, the light changes, and he proceeds down the street. At the next light, the blonde again catches up and says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load." He ignores her again and continues down the street. At the next red light the blonde catches up, all out of breath, knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker looks at her and finally he says, "Hi, my name is Kevin, it's snowing, and I'm driving a salt truck." __________________ 2002 Mustang V6 Convertible Laser Red Tint with Borla exhaust, K & N filter, ground effects, light bar, 17" bright chrome wheels, low profile tires, window tint, billett grille, aluminum fuel door

08-20-2002, 01:51 PM	#2
Shelby428cj Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 510	LMAO oooo that was a good one I never heard that blonde joke! __________________ Karen Wells, Moderator The Mustang Works Magazine http://www.mustangworks.com 1969 Mustang (Project Rice Eater) 1999 Silver Mustang Saleen S281 (SQ car for stereo contests) SQ Goddess My Stereo Bro "tireburner163"

08-20-2002, 01:54 PM	#3
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	I hold no official position to the humorus or offensive nature of the joke, as to remain neutral on the situation as to being an offense against women, or not. __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

08-20-2002, 04:43 PM	#5
lysacat Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Sherwood, Arkansas Posts: 238	Oh Deuce, you're no fun. I'm a blonde and I'm a woman and I thought it was hilarious. C-ya, Melisa __________________ 2002 Mustang V6 Convertible Laser Red Tint with Borla exhaust, K & N filter, ground effects, light bar, 17" bright chrome wheels, low profile tires, window tint, billett grille, aluminum fuel door

08-20-2002, 07:09 PM	#6
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	Unofficially I thought it was pretty darn funny. Of course I wouldn't want to condone the behaviour. __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

08-20-2002, 03:46 PM	#4
Mustangbelle306 Yay for Chickys Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,532	JK it was a funny joke And I thought I had heard all of them

08-20-2002, 08:20 PM	#8
Stang_Crazy It's never clean enough! Join Date: Jan 1999 Location: Shaler, PA Posts: 1,542	Great Joke!! I had no idea where it was going until you gave the pucnh line __________________ ~Dan 2001 SVT Lightning 89' GT : Taking up garage space and waiting for a buyer... Rice Hater's Club - Member #11

08-21-2002, 12:29 AM	#9
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	hehehe, i thought it was funny, good one lsyacat. __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

08-21-2002, 12:33 PM	#10
929PhoenixSquid Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Joosey Shore Posts: 358	Bwahahahahahah I liked that.... __________________ 1988 5.0 notch: Previously never modified!! SN95 block front and rear seats, Mac catback, BBK off-road H-pipe, Steeda castor camber plates, Steeda lowering springs, Tokico shocks/struts, Alpine/MBQuart/PPI audio mods...

08-21-2002, 03:26 PM	#11
joe4speed He said Member...heh, heh Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: Jupiter, Florida U.S.A. Posts: 3,718	LOLOLOLOL A blonde woman walking down the sidewalk notices a banana peel on the ground in front of her and says "Uh oh, looks like I'm going to slip and fall again..." har har __________________ *Joe!* 1988 GT, 13.58@101mph Check out my listing! Click here! Or my website:www.joe4speed.com

08-21-2002, 03:46 PM	#12
CougarRage Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Columbus Posts: 6	Funny! Good joke, I gotta admit, I didn't know where it was going. BTW, I am new to this forum, I have read it for about 3 months but never joined. I am one of Polara's friends. (No I don't own a mustang. However, I do own a 88 Cougar XR7 with a 5.0. No real mods yet, but at least it's not a ricer!) __________________ Advice = something you ask a friend for when you know the truth but don't know how to approach it.

08-22-2002, 08:44 AM	#14
lysacat Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Sherwood, Arkansas Posts: 238	Welcome to MW CougarRage. You'll like it here. C-ya, Melisa __________________ 2002 Mustang V6 Convertible Laser Red Tint with Borla exhaust, K & N filter, ground effects, light bar, 17" bright chrome wheels, low profile tires, window tint, billett grille, aluminum fuel door

08-22-2002, 10:51 AM	#15
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	lmao.... good joke... Welcome to the board cougar, yes it certainly better then being a ricer. Make sure you join the Rice Haters Club, we're over 50+ members and have our own site. Check for the thread in Blue Oval Lounge. §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

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