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04-26-2002, 08:48 AM | #1 |
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Joke of the Day, part two
Okay, okay, so I'm cleaning out my mailbox!
IRS & the Rabbi A young hotshot gets a job with the IRS. His first assignment is to*audit an old* rabbi. He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old rabbi , so he says,* "Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?" The rabbi says, "We send them to the candle factory, and every once in a while they send us a free candle." The kid says, "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?"* The rabbi says, "We send them to the matzoh ball factory, and every once* in a while they send us a free box of matzoh balls." The kid says, "And what do you do with the foreskins from your circumcisions?" The rabbi says, "We send them to the IRS, and every once in a while they send us a little prick like you."
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04-26-2002, 10:04 AM | #2 |
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bwwahahah!
LMAO!!!! HAHAHAH..yeah, the IRS sucks.. I owed big time this year! Bastids!!!!!!!! TNT
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04-26-2002, 10:49 AM | #3 |
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LMAO Hahahahahahaha that was too funny,, the IRS su***...Odie
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04-26-2002, 11:03 AM | #4 |
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Now watch...the IRS will read this and we will all get audited!!!!!!
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05-01-2002, 01:42 AM | #5 |
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I just wanted to let you know that I am sending this out to people in my office. I'm an accountant at a public CPA firm, not Arthur Andersen (I still have a job) you can appreciate the feelings we have about the IRS. Thanks for the laughs.
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