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WADS56 11-27-2002 12:15 PM

the king of ranting
 
This was sent to me in a E-mail and I thought you people would like it.





I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses, and big campfires. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.

Guns don't make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, which is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts.

I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers.

The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America.

Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America and see what happens.

Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. When is the IRS going to audit his accounts?

I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off.

When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the law of statistics.

I know what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it. If I received sex from one of my subordinates in my office, it wouldn't be a private matter or my personal business. I would be "FIRED"
immediately!

I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English. As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen you should speak English.

My father and grandfather shouldn't have to die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours.

I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry *** if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.

I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount votes when needed.

I know what the definition of lying is.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business.

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document and open to their interpretations.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television, and that doesn't stop you from watching them.

I believe a self-righteous liberal or conservative with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.

I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system that's better and put your name on the building.

Ask your buddy that invented the Internet to help you.

It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid and smack his little *** when necessary and say "NO".

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And stay home until that new lip ring heals, I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me fries.

I am sick of "Political Correctness" and of all the suck ups that go along with it. I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa, so how can they be "African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, grandfather was from Europe.

I am proud to be from America and nowhere else.

DAN-MAN 11-27-2002 12:37 PM

Sounds like that Ted Nugent letter that was circulating around some time ago and somebody redid it.

Daniel.

ultraflo 11-29-2002 02:31 PM

That was good... very good!!! :D

MissBlondie 11-29-2002 03:02 PM

AMEN! That's kinda like the one where the lil kid is asking god why he didn't protect them from the person who shot up the school, and god answered because he's not allowed in the school.

-Jill

PKRWUD 11-29-2002 05:40 PM

Re: the king of ranting
 
Quote:

Originally posted by WADS56
The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America.
...the Latin Grammy Awards...

this is not cbring 11-30-2002 11:46 AM

since this is a message board and the point of it is to voice your views..............

i think Ted Nugent is full of himself and his survivalist arse :mad:

srv1 11-30-2002 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by this is not cbring
since this is a message board and the point of it is to voice your views..............

i think Ted Nugent is full of himself and his survivalist arse :mad:

i would love to see you say that too his face!

Tod 11-30-2002 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by this is not cbring
since this is a message board and the point of it is to voice your views..............

i think Ted Nugent is full of himself and his survivalist arse :mad:

yea, but the guy is hilarious lol.

WAD, that's some good stuff, i agree with pretty much every word.

PKRWUD 11-30-2002 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by this is not cbring
since this is a message board and the point of it is to voice your views..............

i think Ted Nugent is full of himself and his survivalist arse :mad:

Yeah, but what does your boyfriend think?

ultraflo 11-30-2002 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PKRWUD
Yeah, but what does your boyfriend think?
The people wanna know!

LOL!

PKRWUD 11-30-2002 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ultraflo
The people wanna know!

LOL!

Really. It sounds to me like his boyfriend has the hots for Ted's "survivalist arse", and poor cbring is jealous.

...As The Rice Bowl Turns...

:rolleyes:

NotchJohnson 11-30-2002 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by this is not cbring
since this is a message board and the point of it is to voice your views..............

i think Ted Nugent is full of himself and his survivalist arse :mad:

You have got to be the biggest instigator I have ever met. You come on here saying stupid sh*t just to piss people off. If everyone said how much they hated Ted Nugent, you would have replied with how great he is. You are such an immature little b@stard with all your little comments. Ted Nugent has started numerous programs and benefits to help kids around the country, but yet you claim he is an "arse". Why dont you jump in your little vw wabbit/civic hatchback look-a-like and go find someplace where people like you. I dont think many of us care for your little snobby princess attitude around here.
Sorry guys, Ive been wanting to say that for a long time.

ultraflo 11-30-2002 05:53 PM

No need to apologize Notch :D

this is not cbring 12-01-2002 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NotchJohnson
Ted Nugent has started numerous programs and benefits to help kids around the country, but yet you claim he is an "arse".
Big freakin' deal, Jesse Jackson has done craploads of good things for all sorts of people, yet i can't go 5 days on this board without reading a post or comment where someone hates him (and i probably only read a third of the posts in the lounge). If it is your "right as an American" to hate Jesse Jackson, i feel i should be entitled to say that i think Ted Nugent is an "arse" for spouting off stuff that he probably doesn't know about. What does he know about racial profiling?

Quote:

Yeah, but what does your boyfriend think?
that's truly sad and truly ignorant.

Quote:

i would love to see you say that too his face!
you're damn straight i wouldn't say it to him. i fear the gun-toting, borderline crazy types.

Hey, maybe I'd fit in better here if i were a racist and a homophobe.

PKRWUD 12-01-2002 08:30 PM

No. What is truly sad and ignorant is the fact that your life is so pitiful and empty that you derive pleasure by going someplace that tried to welcome you, and nit pick at the things they hold dear. That, my ignorant friend, is just plain pathetic.

I pity you.

Take care,
~Chris

NotchJohnson 12-01-2002 10:01 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by this is not cbring
[B]Big freakin' deal, Jesse Jackson has done craploads of good things for all sorts of people, yet i can't go 5 days on this board without reading a post or comment where someone hates him (and i probably only read a third of the posts in the lounge). If it is your "right as an American" to hate Jesse Jackson, i feel i should be entitled to say that i think Ted Nugent is an "arse" for spouting off stuff that he probably doesn't know about. What does he know about racial profiling?



Who cares what he knows about racial profiling, and why do you care about racial profiling to begin with. You twist threads around into this "everyone is against me" sh*t every time. You are the only little turd on this board who b*tches every time you post. Whats your problem? P.M.S? Need a new tampon? Gimme a break. You get off by saying off the wall stupid sh*t just to piss people off.

Also I havent seen more than a couple threads on here indictating negativity towards Jesse Jackson. If you get so pissed off about seeing a "Jesse Jackson hate thread" every 5 days, think about how we feel seeing your "stop picking on my gay car/you all are racist and homophobic/mustangs suck/i know everything/imports rule" posts all too often. I hope for your sake that you piss somebody off to the point where they bang some maturity into that screwed up head of yours.

Thank you for your time.

ultraflo 12-01-2002 10:10 PM

No, Notch.... Thank you

:D

NotchJohnson 12-01-2002 10:12 PM

Always a pleasure;)

Kamaro Killer 12-01-2002 10:19 PM

you know, I try and hold my tounge towards...
 
This is bling bling, but Joe actually showed me something that works great. If you just go to this is not bling bling's profile, you can actually ignore this prick. It seems that nobody on the VW wants to associate themselves with him either, otherwise he wouldn't take so much slack from us on a mustang board. Try it, add him to your ignore list, it makes reading threads soooo much better. Later, Keith

srv1 12-01-2002 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NotchJohnson
Whats your problem? P.M.S? Need a new tampon?

hey notch, i know your pissed, but just remember thier is ladies on this board.

other than that, fire away!:D


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