Pay Attention A**hole!
this is a little gross, but funny as hell:
Students at the UH Med School were receiving their first
anatomy class
> with a real dead human body. They are all gathered around the
surgery
> table with the body covered with a white sheet. Then the
professor
> started the class by telling them:
> "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a
doctor:
> The first is that it is necessary that you not be disgusted. The
> Professor uncovered the sheet, sunk his finger in the a** of the
dead
> body, withdrew it and sucked it. "Go ahead and do the same
thing," he
> told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated and
subsequently
> taking turns,sunk their finger in the a** of the dead body and
sucked
it
> after withdrawing it. When everyone finished, the Professor
looked at
> them and told them:"The second important quality is
observation. I
sunk
> the middle finger and sucked the index. Pay attention people
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Cobra brakes are on! Finally.....
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