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11-26-2002, 11:27 PM
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AKA "Dr. Evil"
Join Date: Feb 1999
Location: South Fork Ranch
Posts: 1,721
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Wanted: New Life...
Due to several overwhelming factors, I have decided to buy a new life.
Some issues include: a marriage of 11 years a crying infant no sleep no sex long work hours unappreciative boss low wages a house in constant need of repairs Certain things I'm looking for in a "new" life: -At least 3 billion dollars in assets -several residences in exotic locations -my own private Air Force -several dozen girlfriends which should include: Victoria's Secret Models, Playboy Playmates, Penthouse Pets, one major porn star and one well-known actress to go to cool parties with -private connections with the mob (to "rub out" anyone who pisses me off) - my own hangar, airfield, and 1/4 mile track On a side note, I WILL be keeping my car... Anyone with a suitable life at a price of about 50 cents (which is what I have left after wife\kid) can email me at Hammer@mustangworks.com Thank You...
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11-26-2002, 11:32 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A.
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can i be your sidekick, heheheh, i'll bring my gt. lol
 
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95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03 |
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11-26-2002, 11:55 PM
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Get down.....
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Room 103
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Re: Wanted: New Life...
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welcome to AMERICA!
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11-27-2002, 12:09 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Va
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11-27-2002, 12:30 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Staging lane
Posts: 4,337
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Sorry buddy that life is already taken
I wish,
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11-27-2002, 01:05 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2000
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Sorry to hear you so down hammer, i hope things look up for you. All you can really do is plug along and try to make things happen for the better, which it sounds like you're doing.
You deserve a vacation to break up what sounds like a monotonous situation. Too bad we can't all have parents that own megabajillion dollar corporations and never have to work a day in our lives.....oh well, what's the fun in having a liesurely life anyway.
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2005 Suzuki Hayabusa GSX1300-R 1980 Ford Thunderbird - 255 V8 ported heads, 5.0L ported stock headers, O.R. H-pipe and Flowmaster 2-chambers, dual roller timing chain hi-po Mack Truck hood emblem  1985 Mustang GT 5.0L T5, F-303, GT40p, headers, off-road h, flowmasters, MSD stuff, etc. Sold 02/06/04  1989 Mustang GT ET: 13.304@102.29 mph (5-24-03) Sold - 1998 Mustang Cobra coupe, 1/4 mile - street tires: 13.843@103.41 (bone stock) |
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11-27-2002, 08:41 AM
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Join Date: May 2000
Location: Kamloops, BC
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Cheer up Adam! Could be worse, your company could send you to Canada
 I guess I have to make a visit down so we can have a "boys night out". Do some cruising, go to Bone Daddy's, maybe that cool breakfast place with the hot chicks, and then get drunk. Maybe I'll bring my wife to babysit Oh and on a side note, I'll lend you another $0.50 so you can spend a $1 on your new life |
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