Girlfriend gets friendly with flatfoot

[Try Me]

Last night we were on the way to the bank, she pulls an illegal U-Turn in front of the bank, runs inside and i sit there listening to some tunes.

1 minute later a big *** QPP patty wagon pulls up behind.. the first thing that comes to mind is the road rage incident from last week.

Cop walks over to me, just as he taps my window, g/f comes walking out, purse in hand.
In a loud azzhole tone says "Hey! Didn't you see the no u-turn sign?"

I thought we were dead.
But g/f starts acting all funny, like
"Oh my Mr. Officer, Tsk! whatever do you mean?" gettin' all close to him like a curious 17 year old!
She starts chatting him up and before i know it, we're on our way, laughing at how she sweet talked herself out of a ticket!