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Coupe Devil 08-14-2002 04:24 PM
Re: Re: Marriage Secrets Revealed!!!
 
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Originally posted by induction


ok heres one for ya,

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
(they're intended fOr children, but men usually play with them.)

3. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACK?
( because their balls fall over their a..holes and they vapor lock)
Ahhh Vapor lock bad, very very bad... Can you fix that by wrapping the hose in pipe insulation as well????

Bradley

induction 08-14-2002 04:53 PM
I think it would be simpler to remove the blockage.

The Deuce 08-14-2002 05:23 PM
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Originally posted by induction
I think it would be simpler to remove the blockage.
Ow, not there are some things that shouldn't even be joked about. This is one of them.:mad:

induction 08-14-2002 05:48 PM
lol NO NO NO , as in "move " the blockage not "re-move" sorry about that guys , you can all let "em" go and get up off the floor now! sorry :(

The Deuce 08-14-2002 06:12 PM
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Originally posted by induction
lol NO NO NO , as in "move " the blockage not "re-move" sorry about that guys , you can all let "em" go and get up off the floor now! sorry :(

That makes me feel a little better. I am still shaken by the whole incident however.

I still think some reparations may be in order.

induction 08-14-2002 07:11 PM
Sounds like a plan lol, Hey deuce either PKRWUD has not seen this thread or he's afraid. lol I'm sure hell be here soon though.:D

PKRWUD 08-14-2002 08:05 PM
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Originally posted by induction

That depends, does that include heat treated drop- forged high carbon steel , or did you want the crome plated drop-forged hardended steel? then there is the heat-treated alloy with black oxide finish . Oh and did you want with a 6 or 12 point ?
Our special of the day is metric blended in with a DEEP sae garnish. And for a side you get 10 finley polished 3/8 drive hex bits blended with Torx Is that for here or to go ?:D
Okay dear, you win. You can change my oil.

:)

Take care,
~Chris

PKRWUD 08-14-2002 08:08 PM
Re: Re: Marriage Secrets Revealed!!!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by induction


ok heres one for ya,

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
I'm all for higher education! In fact, I think I'll have to work on getting smarter here pretty damn soon.

Quote:
Originally posted by induction
2. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
(they're intended fOr children, but men usually play with them.)
Agreed. Let's play.

:)

Take care,
~Chris

induction 08-14-2002 08:23 PM
ROFLMFAO!!! http://216.40.241.68/otn/realhappy/xxrotflmao.gif

PKRWUD 08-14-2002 08:27 PM
I thought you'd like that.

:D

Take care,
~Chris

induction 08-14-2002 08:37 PM
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Originally posted by PKRWUD


Okay dear, you win. You can change my oil.

:)

Take care,
~Chris

Thank you , now get outta my way so I can finish this thing dammit! , and hey slide me that creeper & toss me a beer. .....Thinking to self" I wish he would mop these floors! http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/otn/love/heartpump.gif

PKRWUD 08-14-2002 08:50 PM
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Thank you , now get outta my way so I can finish this thing dammit! , and hey slide me that creeper & toss me a beer. .....Thinking to self" I wish he would mop these floors! http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/otn/love/heartpump.gif
Wow. I'll have to look for my creeper. I never use it anymore because it always grabs my hair (even in a ponytail). And I do sweep the floor weekly (not weakly!), but it hasn't been mopped in a while. I'll see what I can do.

Wow. A real wrench turning woman. This is kinda exciting!

:)

Take care,
~Chris


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