Marriage Secrets Revealed!!!
 

SECRETS TO A HAPPY MARRIAGE (from a male point of view)

1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans.
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2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money.

3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex.
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4. It is important that these three women never meet.
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:D

Take care,
~Chris

You are a genious:D

You da man......I guess I better go find 2 more.

.......at this point I'd settle for any one of the three.;)

Chris, are you married?? :p :)

too funny!
 

Chris, you ROCK!!!! :D :D :D

THATS IT!!!!!!! from now on you change your own dam oil chris!!http://www.uniquehardware.co.uk/serv...ib/fk/xena.gif I'm going to my mothers house!

http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/cwm/3dlil/mad.gif

He'd be in the Doghouse if he was and she ever came here and saw how he carries on! :p :D

Dude you should write a book :)

That's quite a trip for you, young lady. Make sure you don't come back alone.;)

oohfuk.

Actually, the more I think about it, I really can't even imagine a woman wanting to change my oil, let alone one that I would trust to do it.

What a concept.

Next you'll be telling me you know the difference between impact sockets and standard sockets (or Whitworth sockets ;) )

:)

Take care,
~Chris

Hell i must be one very lucky guy. I got a women that does all 3. Especialy number 2 and 3. :D

That depends, does that include heat treated drop- forged high carbon steel , or did you want the crome plated drop-forged hardended steel? then there is the heat-treated alloy with black oxide finish . Oh and did you want with a 6 or 12 point ?
Our special of the day is metric blended in with a DEEP sae garnish. And for a side you get 10 finley polished 3/8 drive hex bits blended with Torx Is that for here or to go ?:D

Would a "socket-to-me" reference be out of place right now?:confused:

I think she can hang out in the pits for sure. Somebody else is going to have to make the beer runs.

LOL @Deuce thanks for the "pit pass" Maby I'll breig my Hilti TE-54 or TE-25 so Chris can get out of that hole he just dug lmao.

Oh yea, I love it when you talk dirty to me.;)

LOL tireburner & deuce you guys are too funny

Would anyone here like to see our wine list?
ROFLMAO!!

I wouldn't expect there to be much left when you are done with it.
:D

Ok then,... I'll be back shortly with your orded, feel free to visit our salad bar, the nuts' are free. lol

Re: Marriage Secrets Revealed!!!
 

ok heres one for ya,

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
(they're intended fOr children, but men usually play with them.)

3. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACK?
( because their balls fall over their a..holes and they vapor lock)

Re: Re: Marriage Secrets Revealed!!!
 

Ahhh Vapor lock bad, very very bad... Can you fix that by wrapping the hose in pipe insulation as well????

Bradley

I think it would be simpler to remove the blockage.

Ow, not there are some things that shouldn't even be joked about. This is one of them.:mad:

lol NO NO NO , as in "move " the blockage not "re-move" sorry about that guys , you can all let "em" go and get up off the floor now! sorry :(

That makes me feel a little better. I am still shaken by the whole incident however.

I still think some reparations may be in order.

Sounds like a plan lol, Hey deuce either PKRWUD has not seen this thread or he's afraid. lol I'm sure hell be here soon though.:D

Okay dear, you win. You can change my oil.

:)

Take care,
~Chris

Re: Re: Marriage Secrets Revealed!!!
 

I'm all for higher education! In fact, I think I'll have to work on getting smarter here pretty damn soon.

Agreed. Let's play.

:)

Take care,
~Chris

ROFLMFAO!!! http://216.40.241.68/otn/realhappy/xxrotflmao.gif

I thought you'd like that.

:D

Take care,
~Chris

Thank you , now get outta my way so I can finish this thing dammit! , and hey slide me that creeper & toss me a beer. .....Thinking to self" I wish he would mop these floors! http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/otn/love/heartpump.gif

Wow. I'll have to look for my creeper. I never use it anymore because it always grabs my hair (even in a ponytail). And I do sweep the floor weekly (not weakly!), but it hasn't been mopped in a while. I'll see what I can do.

Wow. A real wrench turning woman. This is kinda exciting!

:)

Take care,
~Chris