Another Merc Moment. Big Chilli Pepper at Chilli's, and girl!

Mercury · 05-19-2002, 02:48 AM

Well, the rain stopped, and the clouds disapated late in the afternoon. It was looking like it may be a fun Saturday after all.

It was fun, and the clear skies gave me a chance to make a fool of myself in a public area Once again. This time, it did not go as planned at all. Even now by mid section aches, my butt still hurts (That doesnt sound good, but read on), and open invitation to desert still stands.

I'll explain the later last. Smooth Merc Strikes again (NO, not strikes out either).

It started out with a phone Call. Tim C calls me up and asks what were all doing tonight. In other words..Where is the gang going to eat tonight? We decide upon Chilli's next to the Cross Creek Mall in Fayetteville. Right at one of the bussiest and most traveled areas here. A Cruise spot.

So, I call half the gang, and Tim C calls the other half to tell everyone Chilli's at 6:30. Then I call Chilli's and make arrangements.

6:30 rolls in and we all meet at Chilli's. Of course, we go in and ask how long, and I tell them I made "Prior arrangements for a party of 9". Oh, Damien is it? It will be 10 minutes.

So we all wait outside. As I'm sure there is at any Chilli's restaraunt is a BIG HUGE CHILLI PEPPER half out of the ground sitting in the front. It was calling my name..Damien...Oh Damien. The converstation was drowned out by my thoughts of taming the Wild Chilli Pepper.

The Busy intersection was stopped because the light was Red. Cars were stacking up. Low Riders, Muscle Cars, Imports, and Old machines all sat, drivers eyes wondering onto the Busy Chillis Scenery. There she sat, my big Red Chilli Pepper, in clear, plain view of everyone at the intersection.

I walked towards it. I sized it up. I'm short, 5 '6 tall. I would have to jump onto it to "Ride It". So I kind of squated and prepped for the jump.

Through the air I sprung like a athlete doing a jump. YELLING YEE HAW..Or I think I did...Cant remember. The Chilli Pepper approached. I had jumped to hard and to high. WIth a LOUD THUMP I landed on the Chili Pepper. The pepper was harder than it had looked. Pain shot through my butt and I stradled the BIG RED CHILLI PEPPER ( I had planned on riding it like a horse..Yelling Yee Haw) It hurt bad..Then at Full Velocity I slid foward towards the big GREEN STEM sticking out.

I racked myself pretty hard in the mid section on the Green Stem, pain shot through The Specific Male anatomy parts. Holding onto the Stem like a handle, I was lost in pain. My butt hurt, along with my...Um...Jewels. Then I started to slide, legs still somewhat wrapped around the chilli, I slid around the side.

The sky filled my sight, I was hanging Upside down, on the bottom of the pepper, then a final stab of pain hit me and my grasp loossend. I fell and landed on my back. OUCH...SKY..NO Clouds..OUch, my butt, and my crotch hurts..Ouch.

I tried to stand up, I staggered, Unable to stand upright.

EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING....EVERYONE!! People sat in ther cars lauging, people who also were waiting outside. My friends were just about on the ground, a few were crouching down holding there stomachs, faces red from luaghing.

From there angle, (The lower half of the Chilli Peper was hidden behind Bushes from there angle) they said I lunged in the air, Yelled Something and Landed with a loud Thump, racked myself, Yelped loudly and flew out of view.

I finally recovered from my injuries enough to walk and stand up. We eventually got seated. Our waitress, Amy, was pretty, with a heavy Souther Accent, and.....Very well..Umm...Endowed with What god gave women. She was pretty, Cute, and just...I dont know...Charming I guess. One of the guys in our party tried to get his foot in the door, but he tried to hard and ...It just didnt work.

So I thought I'd lay on the RedNeck James Bond Charm, It worked. She told me what time she'd get off, and said she'd be more than happy to wait on us again because we were a cool bunch (Which was Merc, Tim C, Mike Navigator, Sandman, Budman94GT, Knight Rider, Clint, RS350, and Joey).

I had to use the restroom, so after we all paid, everyone left. (Never ask a waitress out infront of anyone, especially your friends) So after I got out, I went up to her and asked if she'd like to have desert with me. She said She'd like to but she was working, painfully obvious, but not what I ment. I asked her if she might be able to join me if I stopped by later tonight for coffie and desert, she said if she was still there she'd love to. But she let me know that they might cut her out early since she'd been there all day, but she was working tommorrow. I told her I'd stop by later tonight.

Well, I left the lot at 10:50. I missed her by 5 minutes...Argh...She's cute, Drives a 94 GT 5spd, and ummm....Okay this is a "Family" site so I wont go to into detail.

Smooth Merc Strikes again...Hehehehe..Cant wait for that desert.

Frankenstang65 · 05-19-2002, 03:33 AM

haha...great story. "Redneck James Bond charm"...thats pretty funny.

[QUOTE]Our waitress, Amy, was pretty, with a heavy Souther Accent, and.....Very well..Umm...Endowed with What god gave women. She was pretty, Cute, and just...I dont know...Charming I guess. QUOTE]

And she drives a 94 GT 5spd to boot? Sounds like you found a good one....good luck! Let us know how things go.

polara7777 · 05-19-2002, 03:36 AM

Well get it man. Not sure I would have approached the 'pepper' from that angle though. Duh! You have to use a less direct approach! Sneak up on it.

Good luck with the woman though.

TJR · 05-19-2002, 03:39 AM

That's a funny story (and well written).

Quote:

Our waitress, Amy, was pretty, with a heavy Souther Accent, and.....Very well..Umm...Endowed with What god gave women. She was pretty, Cute, and just...I dont know...Charming I guess.

Quote:

So after I got out, I went up to her and asked if she'd like to have desert with me. She said She'd like to but she was working, painfully obvious, but not what I ment. I asked her if she might be able to join me if I stopped by later tonight for coffie and desert, she said if she was still there she'd love to. But she let me know that they might cut her out early since she'd been there all day, but she was working tommorrow. I told her I'd stop by later tonight.

Well, I left the lot at 10:50. I missed her by 5 minutes...Argh...She's cute, Drives a 94 GT 5spd, and ummm....Okay this is a "Family" site so I wont go to into detail.

Smooth Merc Strikes again...Hehehehe..Cant wait for that desert.

Sounds like we're about to enter a new chapter in the on-going drama: The Life of Mercury.

05-19-2002, 06:52 AM

I just LOVE your storys, they are so funny. Gone back today to try out that pepper. Be careful this time. Well hope all works out for you this time, be carful of those southern chicks, she sounds pretty cool though. Good luck and keep us posted. Odie

joe4speed · 05-19-2002, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mercury
The Specific Male anatomy parts.

LMFAO!

Merc, are you hitting the

again??

Mercury · 05-19-2002, 11:54 AM

I woke up this morning, and my butt really hurts. Owww

Nope, I wasnt hitting the Bong or the Pipe, I'm just naturely F'd up.

Wish me luck

tireburner163 · 05-19-2002, 12:40 PM

ROTFLMAO!!!, I can just see it now. Merc running full speed, thinking the pepper is gonna give and see-saw like those little kiddie rides with the springs under them. Then THUD!!! LMAO

Golly Merc you sure are a crazy mo fo, I'd love to meet you some time(we seem a lot a like).

I can wait for the next installment of "When Mercuys World Turns"

tireburner163 · 05-19-2002, 12:42 PM

Hey Merc, your gonna have to post more, I'm beatin ya

How it feel to me SMOKED

, lol j/k

silver_pilate · 05-19-2002, 02:38 PM

That was hilarious!!

I couldn't help but laugh out loud and almost fall out of my chair with the picture of you flying through the air and the look of your eyes as you hit full weight on a giant pepper. HaHAHAH!! Oh....and you gotta watch out for those stems. Wasn't it you who had a specific "loading dock" incedent when showing off for a girl??

Sounds like you may have a few dates comin' up in your near future. How the heck do you find all the girls who drive V8's??? I swear they are few and far between up here. Well, good luck with it, and just have fun. Maybe I oughta start makin' an *** out of myself more often (no offense, Merc

).

--nathan

Mercury · 05-19-2002, 02:43 PM

No offense taken There Silver pilate. I know I tend to make an extreme Azz out of myself. Yeah, that was me with the Pallet Jack on the Loading docks.

Crazy Horse GT · 05-19-2002, 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by JL1314

LMFAO!

Merc, are you hitting the again??

lmao bwahahah, so merc about time you pulled another one, so i guess you will be leaving those chilli pepper's alone for awhile-ouch, heheh

MidNiteBlu 5.0 · 05-19-2002, 05:08 PM

No offense to any polish people but Merc are you polish? ahahahhahahha ROFL. i have a friends that is full 100% polish and he makes an azz of himself every day. its hilarious. That girl sounds like an awesome catch!

How is the um... "mid section" feeling hahahaha

Later,
Nick

Mercury · 05-19-2002, 05:28 PM

MidNiteBlue.

No man, I'm not Polish. I'm German. Blond haired, blue eyed german.

lol, I didnt take offense.

Rev · 05-19-2002, 05:35 PM

Is riding that "Chilli Pepper" kinda like riding that mechanical bull in URBAN COWBOY? I saw that at Gilly's in Pasadena Texas, though I never tried it.

Rev

Tim C · 05-19-2002, 09:25 PM

Im still laughing over that one. (Wiping tears from my eyes

) I think anyone in a 2 state radius ought to meet us one night here in Fayetteville, and meet Merc! The best part is when he stood sort of upright, holding himself, and staggered in to the shrubery, before staggering over to us. People driving by on Morganton Road, were slowing down and honking !!

He had both his hands and legs wrapped around the chilli stem, and swung upside down before falling behind the shrubs (from our point of view, however he was on the street side, so all the cars got a full view

)

Jay beat him though, He went a few minutes later, and took off his t-shirt (leaving on the wife beater), took off his front tooth (seriously) and put on this pink cat ear like head band, and rode the chilli like a bucking bronco, swinging his t-shirt like a lasso.

It was GREAT!!

Tim C

srv1 · 05-19-2002, 11:12 PM

Merc, you could make a short film on this. i dont whats funnier, you pissing on your shoe when someone stole your car or this!

might as well be Polish! haha! tell us more good jokes!

The Sandman · 05-20-2002, 03:18 AM

Merc, that was a classic.
Almost as good as when I stole your car and you pissed yourself

To the moderators : you need to Archive all of Merc's posts, so we can create an online book of these mishaps....like Tireburner said, "When Mercurys World Turns"

Topless In Texas · 05-20-2002, 08:46 AM

LMFAO!!!! REV.....tooo damn funny!!! I was thinking the same thing!!! I went there a few times myself in its hayday!!!!! yeehaaahh!!!!! Urban Cowboy was cool back then! I had some friends that were extras in the movie!

Merc...maybe you did'nt hit the pipe, but maybe had some 'special brownies' or something of that nature????!!!! lol

Well, sounds good. And not to mention, shes southern and drives a 94GT!!!!! 2 Great points!!!!!!!! hahahhahahha! Good luck to ya this time....I hope it pans out!

TNT

Mr 5 0 · 05-20-2002, 09:13 AM

Merc:

Very funny - wish I had been there. Somebody should follow you around with a video camera - and a first-aid kit.

Thanks for having the sense of humor to share the story with us and give us all a good laugh at your own expense. It takes a confident guy to do that, and still see the humor in the situation even while he's still sore.

Good advice about never asking a girl out in front of friends. Wish you well with 'Miss Southern Belle'.

05-19-2002, 02:48 AM	#1
Mercury The Redneck James Bond Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Fayetteville NC Posts: 1,707	Another Merc Moment. Big Chilli Pepper at Chilli's, and girl! Well, the rain stopped, and the clouds disapated late in the afternoon. It was looking like it may be a fun Saturday after all. It was fun, and the clear skies gave me a chance to make a fool of myself in a public area Once again. This time, it did not go as planned at all. Even now by mid section aches, my butt still hurts (That doesnt sound good, but read on), and open invitation to desert still stands. I'll explain the later last. Smooth Merc Strikes again (NO, not strikes out either). It started out with a phone Call. Tim C calls me up and asks what were all doing tonight. In other words..Where is the gang going to eat tonight? We decide upon Chilli's next to the Cross Creek Mall in Fayetteville. Right at one of the bussiest and most traveled areas here. A Cruise spot. So, I call half the gang, and Tim C calls the other half to tell everyone Chilli's at 6:30. Then I call Chilli's and make arrangements. 6:30 rolls in and we all meet at Chilli's. Of course, we go in and ask how long, and I tell them I made "Prior arrangements for a party of 9". Oh, Damien is it? It will be 10 minutes. So we all wait outside. As I'm sure there is at any Chilli's restaraunt is a BIG HUGE CHILLI PEPPER half out of the ground sitting in the front. It was calling my name..Damien...Oh Damien. The converstation was drowned out by my thoughts of taming the Wild Chilli Pepper. The Busy intersection was stopped because the light was Red. Cars were stacking up. Low Riders, Muscle Cars, Imports, and Old machines all sat, drivers eyes wondering onto the Busy Chillis Scenery. There she sat, my big Red Chilli Pepper, in clear, plain view of everyone at the intersection. I walked towards it. I sized it up. I'm short, 5 '6 tall. I would have to jump onto it to "Ride It". So I kind of squated and prepped for the jump. Through the air I sprung like a athlete doing a jump. YELLING YEE HAW..Or I think I did...Cant remember. The Chilli Pepper approached. I had jumped to hard and to high. WIth a LOUD THUMP I landed on the Chili Pepper. The pepper was harder than it had looked. Pain shot through my butt and I stradled the BIG RED CHILLI PEPPER ( I had planned on riding it like a horse..Yelling Yee Haw) It hurt bad..Then at Full Velocity I slid foward towards the big GREEN STEM sticking out. I racked myself pretty hard in the mid section on the Green Stem, pain shot through The Specific Male anatomy parts. Holding onto the Stem like a handle, I was lost in pain. My butt hurt, along with my...Um...Jewels. Then I started to slide, legs still somewhat wrapped around the chilli, I slid around the side. The sky filled my sight, I was hanging Upside down, on the bottom of the pepper, then a final stab of pain hit me and my grasp loossend. I fell and landed on my back. OUCH...SKY..NO Clouds..OUch, my butt, and my crotch hurts..Ouch. I tried to stand up, I staggered, Unable to stand upright. EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING....EVERYONE!! People sat in ther cars lauging, people who also were waiting outside. My friends were just about on the ground, a few were crouching down holding there stomachs, faces red from luaghing. From there angle, (The lower half of the Chilli Peper was hidden behind Bushes from there angle) they said I lunged in the air, Yelled Something and Landed with a loud Thump, racked myself, Yelped loudly and flew out of view. I finally recovered from my injuries enough to walk and stand up. We eventually got seated. Our waitress, Amy, was pretty, with a heavy Souther Accent, and.....Very well..Umm...Endowed with What god gave women. She was pretty, Cute, and just...I dont know...Charming I guess. One of the guys in our party tried to get his foot in the door, but he tried to hard and ...It just didnt work. So I thought I'd lay on the RedNeck James Bond Charm, It worked. She told me what time she'd get off, and said she'd be more than happy to wait on us again because we were a cool bunch (Which was Merc, Tim C, Mike Navigator, Sandman, Budman94GT, Knight Rider, Clint, RS350, and Joey). I had to use the restroom, so after we all paid, everyone left. (Never ask a waitress out infront of anyone, especially your friends) So after I got out, I went up to her and asked if she'd like to have desert with me. She said She'd like to but she was working, painfully obvious, but not what I ment. I asked her if she might be able to join me if I stopped by later tonight for coffie and desert, she said if she was still there she'd love to. But she let me know that they might cut her out early since she'd been there all day, but she was working tommorrow. I told her I'd stop by later tonight. Well, I left the lot at 10:50. I missed her by 5 minutes...Argh...She's cute, Drives a 94 GT 5spd, and ummm....Okay this is a "Family" site so I wont go to into detail. Smooth Merc Strikes again...Hehehehe..Cant wait for that desert. __________________ 64 1/2 "D" code Red Mustang Coupe. Red Baron, 2000 Perf Red Mustang GT. 5spd. Stage 2 CNC heads with Large Valves, Comp Cams (270-274 dur .550 lift), Forged Crank, DRP pistons, Manly H-beams, Pro M 87 mm Mass Air, 24lb Inj, 75mm TB, Plenum Spacer ,Long Tube Headers, Homemade H-pipe, 2 chamber Flows, 4:10's, Steeda Tri-Ax, LKW 70/30's, Eibach Drag Springs, Steeda SubFrames, Battle Boxes, Rear Girdle, Adj uppers, Alunimum Drshft, Southside Lift Bars. Project Cars, 64 1/2 6cyl coupe, 1930 Model A Nostalgia Rod.

05-19-2002, 03:33 AM	#2
Frankenstang65 Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 79	haha...great story. "Redneck James Bond charm"...thats pretty funny. [QUOTE]Our waitress, Amy, was pretty, with a heavy Souther Accent, and.....Very well..Umm...Endowed with What god gave women. She was pretty, Cute, and just...I dont know...Charming I guess. QUOTE] And she drives a 94 GT 5spd to boot? Sounds like you found a good one....good luck! Let us know how things go. __________________ 1965 Coupe: 351W, comp cam, Aluminum Systemax II heads (2.02/1.60), 1.7 Cobra full roller rockers, Edelbrock intake, Holley 650 double pumper, Mallory Unilite, MSD-6AL, MSD Blaster 2 coil, MSD heli-core plug wires, Hedman headers, 2 1/2" exhaust (GT style) w/ 40 series delta flows, 69 C4 w/ shift kit, shelby traction bars, 3.55:1 rear Daily Driver: 1989 GT- 5spd, K&N (no silencer), Shorty Headers, King Cobra Clutch, Flowmaster Force II Cat-back

05-19-2002, 03:36 AM	#3
polara7777 Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Columbus, MS Posts: 324	Well get it man. Not sure I would have approached the 'pepper' from that angle though. Duh! You have to use a less direct approach! Sneak up on it. Good luck with the woman though. __________________ -Ian Christopher -84 VW Vanagon (Stock so far but it barks 3rd ) -67 Dodge Polara (383 punched 30, Heavy head work, Mopar Performance single plane intake, Holley 750, electric fuel pump, Holley regulator, .484 duration cam, FRIED bottom end!) DOH!!! Fried the #1 rod bearing. Stroker kit coming! -01 Kawasaki Ninja 250 (Clear lenses, shaved fender, rear signals in the rear housing, baffles removed, Deals Gap dragon on the tail.)

05-19-2002, 11:54 AM	#7
Mercury The Redneck James Bond Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Fayetteville NC Posts: 1,707	I woke up this morning, and my butt really hurts. Owww Nope, I wasnt hitting the Bong or the Pipe, I'm just naturely F'd up. Wish me luck Last edited by Mercury; 05-19-2002 at 02:00 PM..

05-19-2002, 12:40 PM	#8
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	ROTFLMAO!!!, I can just see it now. Merc running full speed, thinking the pepper is gonna give and see-saw like those little kiddie rides with the springs under them. Then THUD!!! LMAO Golly Merc you sure are a crazy mo fo, I'd love to meet you some time(we seem a lot a like). I can wait for the next installment of "When Mercuys World Turns" __________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide

05-19-2002, 06:52 AM	#5
gt lee Guest Posts: n/a	I just LOVE your storys, they are so funny. Gone back today to try out that pepper. Be careful this time. Well hope all works out for you this time, be carful of those southern chicks, she sounds pretty cool though. Good luck and keep us posted. Odie

05-19-2002, 12:42 PM	#9
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	Hey Merc, your gonna have to post more, I'm beatin ya How it feel to me SMOKED , lol j/k __________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide

05-19-2002, 02:38 PM	#10
silver_pilate DURKA DURKA!! Join Date: Sep 1997 Location: Lubbock, TX...(TX panhandle) Posts: 1,418	That was hilarious!! I couldn't help but laugh out loud and almost fall out of my chair with the picture of you flying through the air and the look of your eyes as you hit full weight on a giant pepper. HaHAHAH!! Oh....and you gotta watch out for those stems. Wasn't it you who had a specific "loading dock" incedent when showing off for a girl?? Sounds like you may have a few dates comin' up in your near future. How the heck do you find all the girls who drive V8's??? I swear they are few and far between up here. Well, good luck with it, and just have fun. Maybe I oughta start makin' an * out of myself more often (no offense, Merc ). --nathan __________________ '91 GT, Coast 347, 9.5:1 compression, full intake, Wolverine 1087 cam, exhaust, Keith Craft ported Windsor Jr. Irons (235 cfm intake, 195 cfm exhaust), AOD, PI 3500 converter, Lentech valve body, 3.73's (4.10's in the works), and Yokohama ES100's out back. Daily Car:** '04 Infiniti G35 Sedan 6MT

05-19-2002, 02:43 PM	#11
Mercury The Redneck James Bond Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Fayetteville NC Posts: 1,707	No offense taken There Silver pilate. I know I tend to make an extreme Azz out of myself. Yeah, that was me with the Pallet Jack on the Loading docks.

05-19-2002, 05:08 PM	#13
MidNiteBlu 5.0 I got something to say Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 1,557	No offense to any polish people but Merc are you polish? ahahahhahahha ROFL. i have a friends that is full 100% polish and he makes an azz of himself every day. its hilarious. That girl sounds like an awesome catch! How is the um... "mid section" feeling hahahaha Later, Nick __________________ 91 LX Hatch 5.0 - made for the twisties 89 LX Hatchback 5.0 5spd. stolen/stripped 4/7/05 http://www.mustangworks.com/cgi-bin/...splay.cgi?3494 1987 Toyota Pickup Ricer Haters Club Member #33 Want a custom gauge cluster for your Vintage Mustang? www.jmeenterprises.com

05-19-2002, 05:28 PM	#14
Mercury The Redneck James Bond Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Fayetteville NC Posts: 1,707	MidNiteBlue. No man, I'm not Polish. I'm German. Blond haired, blue eyed german. lol, I didnt take offense.

05-19-2002, 05:35 PM	#15
Rev Registered Member Join Date: Nov 1998 Location: Houston, Tx. Posts: 3,887	Is riding that "Chilli Pepper" kinda like riding that mechanical bull in URBAN COWBOY? I saw that at Gilly's in Pasadena Texas, though I never tried it. Rev __________________ '66 Coupe, 306, 350-375 HP, C-4, 13.07 e.t., 104.8 mph, 1/4 mi. O.B.C. #2 '66 coupe

05-19-2002, 09:25 PM	#16
Tim C Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Fayetteville, NC, USA Posts: 68	Im still laughing over that one. (Wiping tears from my eyes ) I think anyone in a 2 state radius ought to meet us one night here in Fayetteville, and meet Merc! The best part is when he stood sort of upright, holding himself, and staggered in to the shrubery, before staggering over to us. People driving by on Morganton Road, were slowing down and honking !! He had both his hands and legs wrapped around the chilli stem, and swung upside down before falling behind the shrubs (from our point of view, however he was on the street side, so all the cars got a full view ) Jay beat him though, He went a few minutes later, and took off his t-shirt (leaving on the wife beater), took off his front tooth (seriously) and put on this pink cat ear like head band, and rode the chilli like a bucking bronco, swinging his t-shirt like a lasso. It was GREAT!! Tim C

05-19-2002, 11:12 PM	#17
srv1 Get down..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Room 103 Posts: 2,095	Merc, you could make a short film on this. i dont whats funnier, you pissing on your shoe when someone stole your car or this! might as well be Polish! haha! tell us more good jokes! __________________ Cobra brakes are on! Finally..... ------------------------------------------------

05-20-2002, 03:18 AM	#18
The Sandman Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Fay NC Posts: 179	Merc, that was a classic. Almost as good as when I stole your car and you pissed yourself To the moderators : you need to Archive all of Merc's posts, so we can create an online book of these mishaps....like Tireburner said, "When Mercurys World Turns" __________________ « Red Firebird » [ A4 ][ W68 ] [ Interior Painted Red/Black ][ Wings West Spoiler (Black) ][ Firebat Decals ] [ (^ How-to For ^) ][ Zaino'ed x 17 ] [ Mobil 1 ][ Flowmaster 80 ] - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - LS1.com Moderator FirebirdV6.com Moderator North Bay Mustang Moderator

05-20-2002, 08:46 AM	#19
Topless In Texas Not broken anymore! Join Date: May 2001 Location: La Porte, TEXASS :) Posts: 1,963	LMAO!!! LMFAO!!!! REV.....tooo damn funny!!! I was thinking the same thing!!! I went there a few times myself in its hayday!!!!! yeehaaahh!!!!! Urban Cowboy was cool back then! I had some friends that were extras in the movie! Merc...maybe you did'nt hit the pipe, but maybe had some 'special brownies' or something of that nature????!!!! lol Well, sounds good. And not to mention, shes southern and drives a 94GT!!!!! 2 Great points!!!!!!!! hahahhahahha! Good luck to ya this time....I hope it pans out! TNT __________________ R.I.P. my Kinde..Jan. 19,1992-Aug. 22, 2003. Shes Cruisin' doggie heaven in a Blown Verte or a GTO!!! 2005 ROUSH GT Verte SuperStallions of the Net Feature, May 2002 RICE HATERS CLUB MEMBER #38!! O.B.C #5..thank you!! I feel so priveledged!! BONE STOCK~ Hell, its a ROUSH!

05-20-2002, 09:13 AM	#20
Mr 5 0 Conservative Individualist Join Date: May 1997 Location: Wherever I need to be Posts: 7,487	Merc and the Chili Pepper incident Merc: Very funny - wish I had been there. Somebody should follow you around with a video camera - and a first-aid kit. Thanks for having the sense of humor to share the story with us and give us all a good laugh at your own expense. It takes a confident guy to do that, and still see the humor in the situation even while he's still sore. Good advice about never asking a girl out in front of friends. Wish you well with 'Miss Southern Belle'.