There is a Federal Law which not too many people know about. If you buy a minivan or suv you are supposed to sign some classified documents. It is strictly need to know. Basically it states:
1. All 80s Chrysler minivans with wood grain stickers MUST fog for mosquitos by burning more oil than gasoline.
2. All Minivans and SUVs must take at least 10 minutes to reach 25 mph from a stop, and must then proceed at full throttle to 5 under the speed limit until a sports car, emergency vehicle, or someone running behind schedule tries to pass. THEN they are to pace, or pass the other vehicle.
3. They are required by law to pull out in front of any vehicle trying to accelerate hard from stop, including a couple of cars racing.j/k
Bet you didnt even know of that law
Tim C