Smooth Merc Strikes Again! Embarrasing Moment 2

Mercury · 07-26-2001, 02:32 AM

Okay, this happened about a month ago. I posted it on Lizard Kings site Midnight Runs. I told you all about the time I though I won a million dollars, well heres another ONLY MERCURY moment.

Lets start with some background. I live near Methodist College, infact my nieghborhood shares borders with the college campus.

Lots of Female athletes go running through my neighborhood at all times of the day and night. There are these two girls I always see running on Saturday when I wash my car. God are they gorgeous.

Anyway, about a month ago, just alittle before 3 in the morning, I get a Snack Attack. So I go to my fridge in my underwear, and open it up. Our second fridge (The one I was at) is right next to a window on the 1st floor. I'm standing there looking for some grub when I get this MAD itch in my butt. I'm standing there scratching my butt, when for some odd reason I get this urge to look out the window I was standing infront of.

At the same Time I looked out, a pair of girls running by my house Looked IN

I just stood there staring at them, not realizing I was scrathing my behind.

God knows what they were doing running that late at night, and of course with my luck, they ran by my house at the exact time I was itching my rear. I couldnt see there faces all to good to see there expression, but then again I didnt realize what I was doing till after they were out of sight.

GOD. But they still wave and say hi when they run by on Saturdays, and ask how I'm doing.

Does this kinda crap happen to anyone else, or is it just me?

[This message has been edited by Mercury (edited 07-26-2001).]

Coupe Devil · 07-26-2001, 07:49 AM

Dude I cant say that has happened to me but it's D**n funny anyway. The next time they are running by stand up to talk to them and start scratching your butt. It'll be hilarious man. Just wave and scratch and say hello.

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lx mike · 07-26-2001, 07:53 AM

you'r timing is unbelievable!! whata show that must have been.

i had an embarrising moment too, one time in school, we had to take a hearing test and when it was done the girl giving it held her hands out and i thought she wanted to hold hands so i reached out and grabbed her hands and she grinned and pointed to the headphones, man was i red faced!

we all have the just seems like yours come in bunches! everyone has had something embarrasing happen to them and i'm sure more will post here and tell you about them

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Fox Body · 07-26-2001, 12:03 PM

Ah ha.

Yo man, you got the right to scratch your own behind in your own house!! LOL.

Hey, next time they come jogging by, sit in the bushes with your pallet jack and as they pass, start chasing them on the pallet jack and run over their feet and trip them up. Then maybe you could get there phone #s afterwards.

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EZRIDN · 07-26-2001, 12:32 PM

Thats sooo funny...lol

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Lunchmeat · 07-26-2001, 12:45 PM

Dude, you're hilarious.

NoSlow5.0 · 07-26-2001, 01:12 PM

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too smooth Merc!!!

Light EmUp!!!

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joe4speed · 07-26-2001, 01:25 PM

LMAO... too funny... I can see it now!! hehehehe

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joe4speed · 07-26-2001, 01:26 PM

Well, it's better than picking your nose, unless you were going DEEP

joe4speed · 07-26-2001, 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lx mike:
you'r timing is unbelievable!! whata show that must have been.

i had an embarrising moment too, one time in school, we had to take a hearing test and when it was done the girl giving it held her hands out and i thought she wanted to hold hands so i reached out and grabbed her hands and she grinned and pointed to the headphones, man was i red faced! we all have the just seems like yours come in bunches! everyone has had something embarrasing happen to them and i'm sure more will post here and tell you about them

LOL, that's happened to me before too, hold hands, shake hands, and I always seem to be the guy who waves back at the person who's waving to the person behind me!!

red82gt · 07-26-2001, 01:31 PM

One time when I was living in a ground floor apartment, I had the curtains open on our big front window that faces the parking lot. We lived right by the college too so there were always girls around. Anyways, my roommate walks out of the bathroom just after he got up (about noon) in just his boxers and reaches in and scratches his nuts, he stops and looks up and there are three chicks staring into our window with him with his hand down his pants! It was priceless

Mercury · 07-27-2001, 02:29 AM

Fox Body.

Ya, I'll take my pallet jack home with me, I'll get some bungee cords and tow it home with my Stang.

Man I about blew Sweet Tea out my nose when I read that.

RedGT. LX Mike.

Man that was hiliarous. I laughed so hard I woke my family.

Pony Power.

I'm begging to wonder if they saw me scratch my A$$ because they dont act any diffrent, if anything a little friendlier. Maybe they were to busy staring at my FAB body to notice.

Yeah RIGHT.

69fastback · 07-27-2001, 04:30 AM

Dude u got the best timing it the world. That was funny as hell. They probaly didn't see u or maybe they enjoyed the show who knows. Stop and talk to them a little more u never know.

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97 f-150 5.4 xlt mark III
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VNAMUS in VA · 07-27-2001, 07:34 AM

AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Merc! HAHA!!!

I got a good one for ya:
One time, in band camp...

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Topless In Texas · 07-28-2001, 12:58 AM

+++++Topless wiping eyes from laughing so hard!!++++++
Merc, that kind of sh** can only happen to you! Ya'll might have read my most embarassing thing in the Mare Story. But, there was not a rock big enough to crawl under....
When we were filming the segment of "My Classic Car", I accidently stepped on the producers foot, and at the same time racked him (with the palm side of my hand). I only acknowledged the footstomp and appologized hoping he didnt notice the other!!

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07-26-2001, 02:32 AM	#1
Mercury The Redneck James Bond Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Fayetteville NC Posts: 1,707	Smooth Merc Strikes Again! Embarrasing Moment 2 Okay, this happened about a month ago. I posted it on Lizard Kings site Midnight Runs. I told you all about the time I though I won a million dollars, well heres another ONLY MERCURY moment. Lets start with some background. I live near Methodist College, infact my nieghborhood shares borders with the college campus. Lots of Female athletes go running through my neighborhood at all times of the day and night. There are these two girls I always see running on Saturday when I wash my car. God are they gorgeous. Anyway, about a month ago, just alittle before 3 in the morning, I get a Snack Attack. So I go to my fridge in my underwear, and open it up. Our second fridge (The one I was at) is right next to a window on the 1st floor. I'm standing there looking for some grub when I get this MAD itch in my butt. I'm standing there scratching my butt, when for some odd reason I get this urge to look out the window I was standing infront of. At the same Time I looked out, a pair of girls running by my house Looked IN I just stood there staring at them, not realizing I was scrathing my behind. God knows what they were doing running that late at night, and of course with my luck, they ran by my house at the exact time I was itching my rear. I couldnt see there faces all to good to see there expression, but then again I didnt realize what I was doing till after they were out of sight. GOD. But they still wave and say hi when they run by on Saturdays, and ask how I'm doing. Does this kinda crap happen to anyone else, or is it just me? [This message has been edited by Mercury (edited 07-26-2001).]

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Fox Body Mustang Maniac Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: GA, U.S.A Posts: 2,266	Ah ha. Yo man, you got the right to scratch your own behind in your own house!! LOL. Hey, next time they come jogging by, sit in the bushes with your pallet jack and as they pass, start chasing them on the pallet jack and run over their feet and trip them up. Then maybe you could get there phone #s afterwards. ----------------------------------------- 351W-powered 1979 Ford Mustang notchback Stock 5.8L under 4" cowl, C4 w/ shift kit Holley 750 cfm, Edelbrock Performer RPM intake 1 5/8" MAC shorty headers, Al driveshaft 2.5" Off road H-pipe, 2-chamber Flowmasters Front: 225/60/15, Rear: 255/60/15 Eagle GT II Weld wheels (15x6;15x8), 8.8" Rear w/ 3.55s 14 x 4” K&N air filter (getting the Xtreme setup someday) "Red, thou art my companion. Hasten now your quickened metamorphosis to Green that I may conquer all who dare abide there beside me. May they be left thither behind burnt black." ---Fox Body

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EZRIDN Registered Member Join Date: Jan 1999 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 504	Thats sooo funny...lol ------------------ '86 GT. Gears & Flows 14.0 @ 97 '87 GT. Stock.....over 200K 14.6 @ 95

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joe4speed He said Member...heh, heh Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: Jupiter, Florida U.S.A. Posts: 3,718	LMAO... too funny... I can see it now!! hehehehe ------------------ Joe! 1988 GT, 167,000 miles!!! 13.58@105mph Check out my listing! Click here! Or my website:www.joe4speed.com 99 Ninja ZX-6R:10.32@135mph! 1993 Olds Eighty Eight LSS 16.40@88.8mph

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joe4speed He said Member...heh, heh Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: Jupiter, Florida U.S.A. Posts: 3,718	Well, it's better than picking your nose, unless you were going DEEP

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Mercury The Redneck James Bond Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Fayetteville NC Posts: 1,707	Fox Body. Ya, I'll take my pallet jack home with me, I'll get some bungee cords and tow it home with my Stang. Man I about blew Sweet Tea out my nose when I read that. RedGT. LX Mike. Man that was hiliarous. I laughed so hard I woke my family. Pony Power. I'm begging to wonder if they saw me scratch my A$$ because they dont act any diffrent, if anything a little friendlier. Maybe they were to busy staring at my FAB body to notice. Yeah RIGHT.

07-27-2001, 04:30 AM	#13
69fastback IRAQ VET Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: high desert California Posts: 1,480	Dude u got the best timing it the world. That was funny as hell. They probaly didn't see u or maybe they enjoyed the show who knows. Stop and talk to them a little more u never know. ------------------ 69 428 cobra jet: tons of mods. 97 f-150 5.4 xlt mark III BUCKLE UP. SUCK IT IN. Objects in the mirror are about to disappear... QUICKLY!!!!!!

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VNAMUS in VA Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Reston, Virginia, USA Posts: 134	AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Merc! HAHA!!! I got a good one for ya: One time, in band camp... ------------------ 1998 Cobra, Black/Black

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Topless In Texas Not broken anymore! Join Date: May 2001 Location: La Porte, TEXASS :) Posts: 1,963	+++++Topless wiping eyes from laughing so hard!!++++++ Merc, that kind of sh** can only happen to you! Ya'll might have read my most embarassing thing in the Mare Story. But, there was not a rock big enough to crawl under.... When we were filming the segment of "My Classic Car", I accidently stepped on the producers foot, and at the same time racked him (with the palm side of my hand). I only acknowledged the footstomp and appologized hoping he didnt notice the other!! ------------------ 1994 GT.Convertible/Performance Red. Cold Air Ind.,K&N,H.P. Pulleys,OffRoad H-Pipe,Flows,3.55,Light bar,Custom HeadRests.Lotta Chrome