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12-18-2002, 08:27 PM | #1 |
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Muslim Suicide
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Lets see now...No beer, No booze, No bars, No television, No cheerleaders, No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, No golf, No tailgate parties, No hooters, No pork BBQ, No hotdogs, No burgers, No lobster, shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks. Rags For clothes, towels for hats.
Constant wailing from the guy next door because he is sick and there are no doctors. 24 hour wailing from a guy in the tower. No chocolate chip cookies, No Christmas, You can't shave, Your wife can't shave. You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung. The women have to wear baggy dresses, and veils at all times. Your bride is picked by someone else, she smells just like your donkey, but your donkey has a better disposition. Then they tell you when you die it all gets better. No mystery here!
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12-18-2002, 09:54 PM | #2 |
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They get pissed cause we have cool stuff. So they want to blow it up.
That makes sense Good post.
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12-18-2002, 11:52 PM | #3 |
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no mustang's, no strip club's, no hooker's - uuppss i better quit while im ahead lol.
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12-19-2002, 03:44 PM | #4 | |
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12-19-2002, 08:29 PM | #5 |
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lol, you guys got that right The donkey disposition idea was hilarous too, man sniff gotta love this site.
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12-20-2002, 01:40 AM | #6 |
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Why don't they have Drivers Ed and Sex Ed on the same day?
The donkeys can't take all that abuse!
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12-20-2002, 01:50 AM | #7 |
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What's Osama's idea of "safe sex"?
Tagging the donkeys that kick.
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12-20-2002, 03:30 AM | #8 |
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hahaha lmao... I don't know if it's cause it's 3:30 AM and I havn't slept in almost 24 hours or that was pretty funny. lol
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12-20-2002, 10:04 PM | #9 |
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I will tell everyone wright now on mustangworks that muslium suicude=going up against 1ST BAttalion 41st Infantry out of Ft. riley kansas.
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