[StoplightWarrior]

Ok, some might remember a few weeks ago when I ate the dual moldy sandwiches. That was gross. This isnt so bad, but still alarming. Read on:

I work very close to my parents house, so during lunch, I sometimes shoot over there and eat with them and chat. I've been doing this for a long while. At the same time, I am very into staying fit, working out, and eating right. The parents don't have very good food at their house, so I usually just make myself a tuna sandwich on my break. I've been noticing slowly, over time, that the tuna sandwiches I eat at their house are pretty freaking terrible. At first, I told them to get a different kind of tuna. They did, but no change. Next, I thought maybe my bread was moldy again but no, that wasn't it either. Well, this weekend, I'm at the house, and I pull out the bread, the tuna, and the mayo. My dad comes running into the kitchen, and says, "Jas, don't eat that mayo, whatever you do!" I was like, "uh...why....???" He grabs the bottle from me, and points to the expiration date: Jun 98!!!!! I almost crapped my pants!!! I've been eating four year old expired mayo for months!!! My parents never throw anything out, and I've been paying the consequences!!! Gross again!! Why me???