Street Stories

LfiveohX · 07-01-2001, 12:29 AM

I have a story:
There once was a Honda that was fast as could be, He pulled up to the stoplight, right next to me. He had a SportComp Monster Tach and Stickers galore, It made me so nervous just hearing his exhaust roar. The light turned green, I waited for him to go first, Then I got on it and flew past him with one quick swift burst. He pulled up next to me at the next stop, His jaw on the floor, He could not believe that I blew off his doors. Not bad for one night, not bad I might add, because I was riding a ten-speed that I borrowed from my Dad !

Tell me some of your best real stories about all of your encounters with the "Slow and the Stickered"

69fastback · 07-01-2001, 12:45 AM

That is funny as hell.

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69 428 cobra jet: tons of mods.
97 f-150 5.4 xlt mark III
BUCKLE UP. SUCK IT IN.
Objects in the mirror are about to disappear...
QUICKLY!!!!!!

Mercury · 07-01-2001, 12:52 AM

Man, that was some awesome writing. LMAO

Have you read my story guys? Its about street racing. I know of few of you all have and I appreciate it.

Man, now you got my brain on writing again. Thanks for the inspiration.

Fox Body · 07-01-2001, 04:02 AM

Heh, heh. This is on my website.

While Traveling To Places of Peace

As a fresh, cool breeze on a cool spring day,
Caresses my skin as I drive down the way,
While traveling to places of peace that I go,
Considering all of the fullness I know,

As ears kiss the hum of the mill and the Flows,
A sound indescribable, yes, I should know,
Whilst smelling the fumes of the oversized Holley,
I witness what seems a fool and his folly.

This thing, not domestic, "a Honda?" I think,
It's orange, with sparkles, it's purple and pink,
With stickers and fog lights excessively strewn,
It wasn't from Earth, perhaps from the moon.

On circles of gold, silver, and white,
With spokes spinning wildly with all of their might,
Wrapped in rubber too small for the circular lights,
Which stuck out too far from the vehicle's sides.

The cowl reached the heavens, the tint spoke of hell,
Ground effects-ladened. The car? Couldn't tell.
The rear brought back memories, pull-ups on limbs,
Hey, I could really use this guy's jungle gym.

And what broke the silence as if fencing with bees?
This hideous thing started throwing revs at me.
The audacity clenched my heart with a twist,
Respect must be taught to this little piss....

Slowing down to 35,
Looking over into its eyes,
Giving the nod, feeling the rise,
Adrenaline pumps, predicting demise.

Allowing the jump, delaying the kill,
Ready to smash, at my own will,
Bumper to back, jets start to fill,
Slamming the pedal, reving the mill.

Explosions of power,
The thunder gets louder,
The speed kills the doubter,
As rice I devour.

Nah, there's no looking back for me,
For rice I cannot see,
As I look through the trees,
As the birds softly tweet,
Through the crisp, spring breeze,
Whilst the hum of the mill,
Gives me joy and the thrill,
Causes knees to be weak,

While traveling to places of peace that I go,
And the thoughts of the days lift the pains that I know,
Then I know them no more,
For they all slip away......

-----------------------------------------
'79 Mustang Coup w/ 4" Cowl
Stock 5.8L, C4 w/ shift kit
Holley 750 cfm, Edelbrock Performer RPM intake
1 5/8" MAC shorty headers, Al driveshaft
2.5" Off road H-pipe, 2-chamber Flowmasters
Front: 225/60/15, Rear: 255/60/15 Eagle GT II
Weld wheels (15x6;15x8), 8.8" Rear w/ 3.55s
14 x 4” K&N air filter (getting the Xtreme setup someday)

"Red, thou art my companion. Hasten now your quickened metamorphosis to
Green that I may conquer all who dare abide there beside me. May they be left
thither behind burnt black." ---Fox Body

07-02-2001, 05:10 AM

That was awesome Fox Body, excellent use of poetry. I especially liked the "It's orange, with sparkles, it's purple and pink,
With stickers and fog lights excessively strewn" i just about fell on the floor laughing, if you have any others please share, that was awesome!
That was hilarious LfiveohX, good story.

On the way back from an indian reservation me and my friends saw an entry level 2 door neon (not even the sport) with a single "racing???" stripe and it was such a CUTE purple color and the guy driving it had his front seat reclined onto the rear seat with his hand on top of the wheel, and his sunvisor cap thingy sideways AND upside down. Now that's what i call pimpin' it

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'84 Mustang 5.0 LX
My car

Fostang · 07-05-2001, 08:37 PM

This ain't a story about the rice & stickered but it was funny *** hell when I heard it. My ex-girlfriend was telling me yesterday that she was going home after the 4th of July fireworks. When she catches a light. Next to her lined up was a baby blue, lowered, 17 inch rims, with a nice shiny horse on it's side. It was a guy and he rolled down his window yelled over "wana race." She couldn't help but laugh but she said "OK. When the light turn green we go." Soon enough the light turn green and they were off. With the sound of a 4 barrel 351 cleaveland thundering away she beat that little old pinto by 10 car lengths.

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67'fastback-Edelbrock carb,intake,cam,valve springs.Rhode lifters, CompCam rocker arms, windage tray,cerama coated headers,dual flows with H-pipe, modded c-4,tci stall converter,perma cool electric fan,aluminum water pump,griffen aluminum radiator,accel 8.8 cable,wide cap distriburator,magnetic pick up,v-matic hurst shifter,edelbrock performer nitrous, carter electric fuel pump,ignitor coil,solid motor mounts,magna racing suspension,poly urathane bushings,under rider traction bars, comp. eng. s

Phlea96gt · 07-05-2001, 10:18 PM

I hate to call a family member a liar but my mom swears she turned nines in a 1969 Chevelle 396, with a Muncie "Mystery" Shift...I never did believe her......

07-01-2001, 12:29 AM	#1
LfiveohX Addicted to the 5.0 Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Oxnard, CA. USA Posts: 117	Street Stories I have a story: There once was a Honda that was fast as could be, He pulled up to the stoplight, right next to me. He had a SportComp Monster Tach and Stickers galore, It made me so nervous just hearing his exhaust roar. The light turned green, I waited for him to go first, Then I got on it and flew past him with one quick swift burst. He pulled up next to me at the next stop, His jaw on the floor, He could not believe that I blew off his doors. Not bad for one night, not bad I might add, because I was riding a ten-speed that I borrowed from my Dad ! Tell me some of your best real stories about all of your encounters with the "Slow and the Stickered"

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07-01-2001, 12:45 AM	#2
69fastback IRAQ VET Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: high desert California Posts: 1,480	That is funny as hell. ------------------ 69 428 cobra jet: tons of mods. 97 f-150 5.4 xlt mark III BUCKLE UP. SUCK IT IN. Objects in the mirror are about to disappear... QUICKLY!!!!!!

07-01-2001, 12:52 AM	#3
Mercury The Redneck James Bond Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Fayetteville NC Posts: 1,707	Man, that was some awesome writing. LMAO Have you read my story guys? Its about street racing. I know of few of you all have and I appreciate it. Man, now you got my brain on writing again. Thanks for the inspiration.

07-01-2001, 04:02 AM	#4
Fox Body Mustang Maniac Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: GA, U.S.A Posts: 2,266	Heh, heh. This is on my website. While Traveling To Places of Peace As a fresh, cool breeze on a cool spring day, Caresses my skin as I drive down the way, While traveling to places of peace that I go, Considering all of the fullness I know, As ears kiss the hum of the mill and the Flows, A sound indescribable, yes, I should know, Whilst smelling the fumes of the oversized Holley, I witness what seems a fool and his folly. This thing, not domestic, "a Honda?" I think, It's orange, with sparkles, it's purple and pink, With stickers and fog lights excessively strewn, It wasn't from Earth, perhaps from the moon. On circles of gold, silver, and white, With spokes spinning wildly with all of their might, Wrapped in rubber too small for the circular lights, Which stuck out too far from the vehicle's sides. The cowl reached the heavens, the tint spoke of hell, Ground effects-ladened. The car? Couldn't tell. The rear brought back memories, pull-ups on limbs, Hey, I could really use this guy's jungle gym. And what broke the silence as if fencing with bees? This hideous thing started throwing revs at me. The audacity clenched my heart with a twist, Respect must be taught to this little piss.... Slowing down to 35, Looking over into its eyes, Giving the nod, feeling the rise, Adrenaline pumps, predicting demise. Allowing the jump, delaying the kill, Ready to smash, at my own will, Bumper to back, jets start to fill, Slamming the pedal, reving the mill. Explosions of power, The thunder gets louder, The speed kills the doubter, As rice I devour. Nah, there's no looking back for me, For rice I cannot see, As I look through the trees, As the birds softly tweet, Through the crisp, spring breeze, Whilst the hum of the mill, Gives me joy and the thrill, Causes knees to be weak, While traveling to places of peace that I go, And the thoughts of the days lift the pains that I know, Then I know them no more, For they all slip away...... ----------------------------------------- '79 Mustang Coup w/ 4" Cowl Stock 5.8L, C4 w/ shift kit Holley 750 cfm, Edelbrock Performer RPM intake 1 5/8" MAC shorty headers, Al driveshaft 2.5" Off road H-pipe, 2-chamber Flowmasters Front: 225/60/15, Rear: 255/60/15 Eagle GT II Weld wheels (15x6;15x8), 8.8" Rear w/ 3.55s 14 x 4” K&N air filter (getting the Xtreme setup someday) "Red, thou art my companion. Hasten now your quickened metamorphosis to Green that I may conquer all who dare abide there beside me. May they be left thither behind burnt black." ---Fox Body

07-02-2001, 05:10 AM	#5
84stangLX Guest Posts: n/a	That was awesome Fox Body, excellent use of poetry. I especially liked the "It's orange, with sparkles, it's purple and pink, With stickers and fog lights excessively strewn" i just about fell on the floor laughing, if you have any others please share, that was awesome! That was hilarious LfiveohX, good story. On the way back from an indian reservation me and my friends saw an entry level 2 door neon (not even the sport) with a single "racing???" stripe and it was such a CUTE purple color and the guy driving it had his front seat reclined onto the rear seat with his hand on top of the wheel, and his sunvisor cap thingy sideways AND upside down. Now that's what i call pimpin' it ------------------ '84 Mustang 5.0 LX My car

07-05-2001, 08:37 PM	#6
Fostang Registered Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Stockton, Ca Posts: 599	This ain't a story about the rice & stickered but it was funny *** hell when I heard it. My ex-girlfriend was telling me yesterday that she was going home after the 4th of July fireworks. When she catches a light. Next to her lined up was a baby blue, lowered, 17 inch rims, with a nice shiny horse on it's side. It was a guy and he rolled down his window yelled over "wana race." She couldn't help but laugh but she said "OK. When the light turn green we go." Soon enough the light turn green and they were off. With the sound of a 4 barrel 351 cleaveland thundering away she beat that little old pinto by 10 car lengths. ------------------ 67'fastback-Edelbrock carb,intake,cam,valve springs.Rhode lifters, CompCam rocker arms, windage tray,cerama coated headers,dual flows with H-pipe, modded c-4,tci stall converter,perma cool electric fan,aluminum water pump,griffen aluminum radiator,accel 8.8 cable,wide cap distriburator,magnetic pick up,v-matic hurst shifter,edelbrock performer nitrous, carter electric fuel pump,ignitor coil,solid motor mounts,magna racing suspension,poly urathane bushings,under rider traction bars, comp. eng. s

07-05-2001, 10:18 PM	#7
Phlea96gt Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Herndon, VA, USA Posts: 16	I hate to call a family member a liar but my mom swears she turned nines in a 1969 Chevelle 396, with a Muncie "Mystery" Shift...I never did believe her......