Oh...My...God... (This Just In)

Hammer · 12-29-2001, 09:22 PM

Just got this emailed to me from someone with a hotmail account:

I have been laughing at this for 10 minutes now...

A few questions spring to mind:
Did that paint job actually accomplish the look the driver was aiming for?
If you had an ET like his, would you be posting it on the internet?
(Hint: Drop the wing, you might pick up a tenth...)

Haven't had a chance to take a look at the web site yet... but it might be worth a look...

tireburner163 · 12-29-2001, 09:40 PM

I'd shoot myself.

Crazy Horse GT · 12-29-2001, 09:58 PM

hands down,click,bang,silence.

12-29-2001, 10:11 PM

He has to be out of his mind. No way!!!

69fastback · 12-29-2001, 10:47 PM

U have to think though that is fast for something thats motor runs on rice.

lol

Capri306 · 12-29-2001, 11:42 PM

Question: does he actually think this is a GOOD e.t.???

Haha, either way, I voted for 'too embarrassed.' LoL, good one, Hammer.

These riceboyz don't have a clue, do they? Reminds me of a time when some ricer told me what his car ran, and I asked, "is that your eighth-mile time?" To which he replied a stern, "yeah, why?"

Topless In Texas · 12-29-2001, 11:48 PM

Dang, I even run better times than that!!!

Mercury · 12-30-2001, 12:57 AM

I would have to convert my times to KM per hour and convience my self that its my actual speed in MPH. That would keep me from Tieing down 20 Flaming Cabage Patch dolls to the rear wing, stripping down butt naked, cover my entire face with shaving cream, glueing an Inflato-Date to the Front windshield, and go driving off a bridge into a deep river (The Cape Fear here.).

Argghhhhh.

1969Mach1 · 12-30-2001, 01:47 AM

I'd put those Phat yellow windshield whipers. They gotta bring the time down by acouple seconds no problem at all. lol

6T9PONY · 12-30-2001, 03:07 AM

I don't think I'd shoot myself....but I definitely would never go to the track again......

joe4speed · 12-30-2001, 03:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mercury
cover my entire face with shaving cream

LMAO

OnMy3rdStang · 12-30-2001, 02:00 PM

Holy ***** What was he thinking! I hope he doesnt think that was a good time! I'll race him......on my Huffy bike HAHAHAHA

srv1 · 12-30-2001, 02:15 PM

i would change mine to kilometers. cause if i drove that, i am already an official RETARD! (no offense to the Canadian members!, you are an exception!)

Unit 5302 · 12-30-2001, 02:43 PM

I would probably recognize the fact my car was never meant to go fast. That and also realize I'd give any stock performance Mustang from 1974-1981 a solid run for it's money.

Probably also take a little pride in the fact that I've worked my *** off to make my car look nice (to me), and that it's better than 95% of the rest of the cars like mine on the road.

Unless of course, this person actually thinks their car is fast, in which case, I'd get a ride in a car that was actually meant to go fast, LOL. That and convert the mph to kmh.

inferno · 12-30-2001, 02:58 PM

Two things come to mind when i see that....

1. The guy is a total loser and thinks that his car is fast and looks nice in it's current state.

2. Some domestic guy bought or found a crx to make fun of imports.

Either way, you can't really judge all imports based on some of the "riceboys".

srv1 · 12-30-2001, 03:01 PM

oops! i didnt realize what i wrote. the exception i was talking about was kilometers! your not retards! oops! sorry

7000rpmisheaven · 12-31-2001, 10:30 AM

Give the poor guy a break. He probably got a bad start, or missed a gear, or his turbo was working. Typical riceboy excuses.

12-29-2001, 09:40 PM	#2
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	I'd shoot myself. __________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide

12-29-2001, 09:58 PM	#3
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	hands down,click,bang,silence. __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

12-29-2001, 10:47 PM	#5
69fastback IRAQ VET Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: high desert California Posts: 1,480	U have to think though that is fast for something thats motor runs on rice. lol __________________ 428 Cobra Jet SOHC 5.4 3V F-150 96 mystic cobra 91 GT

12-29-2001, 11:42 PM	#6
Capri306 Moderator Join Date: Sep 1998 Location: Grand Rapids, Michigan, USA Posts: 1,001	Question: does he actually think this is a GOOD e.t.??? Haha, either way, I voted for 'too embarrassed.' LoL, good one, Hammer. These riceboyz don't have a clue, do they? Reminds me of a time when some ricer told me what his car ran, and I asked, "is that your eighth-mile time?" To which he replied a stern, "yeah, why?" __________________ Capri306, Moderator The Mustang Works Online 1979 Mercury Capri 1987 5.0L Mustang LX Notchback 1993 5.8L Eddie Bauer Bronco

12-29-2001, 11:48 PM	#7
Topless In Texas Not broken anymore! Join Date: May 2001 Location: La Porte, TEXASS :) Posts: 1,963	:D Dang, I even run better times than that!!! __________________ R.I.P. my Kinde..Jan. 19,1992-Aug. 22, 2003. Shes Cruisin' doggie heaven in a Blown Verte or a GTO!!! 2005 ROUSH GT Verte SuperStallions of the Net Feature, May 2002 RICE HATERS CLUB MEMBER #38!! O.B.C #5..thank you!! I feel so priveledged!! BONE STOCK~ Hell, its a ROUSH!

12-29-2001, 10:11 PM	#4
gt lee Guest Posts: n/a	He has to be out of his mind. No way!!!

12-30-2001, 12:57 AM	#8
Mercury The Redneck James Bond Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Fayetteville NC Posts: 1,707	I would have to convert my times to KM per hour and convience my self that its my actual speed in MPH. That would keep me from Tieing down 20 Flaming Cabage Patch dolls to the rear wing, stripping down butt naked, cover my entire face with shaving cream, glueing an Inflato-Date to the Front windshield, and go driving off a bridge into a deep river (The Cape Fear here.). Argghhhhh.

12-30-2001, 01:47 AM	#9
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	I'd put those Phat yellow windshield whipers. They gotta bring the time down by acouple seconds no problem at all. lol __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

12-30-2001, 03:07 AM	#10
6T9PONY All about the Windsor. Join Date: Feb 2000 Posts: 2,052	I don't think I'd shoot myself....but I definitely would never go to the track again......

12-30-2001, 02:00 PM	#12
OnMy3rdStang Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: St. Louis, MO Posts: 644	Holy ***** What was he thinking! I hope he doesnt think that was a good time! I'll race him......on my Huffy bike HAHAHAHA __________________ Danica Patrick is my homegirl

12-30-2001, 02:15 PM	#13
srv1 Get down..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Room 103 Posts: 2,095	i would change mine to kilometers. cause if i drove that, i am already an official RETARD! (no offense to the Canadian members!, you are an exception!) __________________ Cobra brakes are on! Finally..... ------------------------------------------------

12-30-2001, 02:43 PM	#14
Unit 5302 Registered Member Join Date: May 1999 Posts: 5,246	I would probably recognize the fact my car was never meant to go fast. That and also realize I'd give any stock performance Mustang from 1974-1981 a solid run for it's money. Probably also take a little pride in the fact that I've worked my *** off to make my car look nice (to me), and that it's better than 95% of the rest of the cars like mine on the road. Unless of course, this person actually thinks their car is fast, in which case, I'd get a ride in a car that was actually meant to go fast, LOL. That and convert the mph to kmh.

12-30-2001, 02:58 PM	#15
inferno The Instigator Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: So Cal and Houston Posts: 764	Two things come to mind when i see that.... 1. The guy is a total loser and thinks that his car is fast and looks nice in it's current state. 2. Some domestic guy bought or found a crx to make fun of imports. Either way, you can't really judge all imports based on some of the "riceboys". __________________ The most powerful weapon known to man is the human brain....unfortunately, many people are walking around unarmed.

12-30-2001, 03:01 PM	#16
srv1 Get down..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Room 103 Posts: 2,095	CANADIANS!! oops! i didnt realize what i wrote. the exception i was talking about was kilometers! your not retards! oops! sorry __________________ Cobra brakes are on! Finally..... ------------------------------------------------

12-31-2001, 10:30 AM	#17
7000rpmisheaven Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: germantown MD Posts: 283	Give the poor guy a break. He probably got a bad start, or missed a gear, or his turbo was working. Typical riceboy excuses. __________________ 85 GT 4bbl roller cam 2 ch. Flowmasters, O/R H-pipe Performer intake and carb milodon water pump, FMS 9mm wires, aluminum driveshaft, king cobra clutch