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MustangKelly96 10-10-2002 06:20 PM
Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035
 
Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035

*Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest
country in the world, California. *White minorities still trying to have
English recognized as California's third language.

*Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops & livestock.

*Baby conceived naturally . . . Scientists stumped.

*Authentic year 2000 "chad" sells at Sotheby's for $4.6 million.

*Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory Of the
Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon.) *Iraq
still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years
before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. !

*Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally,
but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

*George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.

*35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.

*Texas executes last remaining citizen.

*Upcoming NFL draft likely to focus on use of mutants.

*Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inch.

*Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it
crashes BEFORE installation is completed.

*New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screw-drivers and baseball
bats must be registered by January 2036.

:D

Fox Body 10-10-2002 06:30 PM
HA! LOL. Those are good. :D

Exercise and diet, huh? Who woulda thought??? Although I guess that wouldn't matter in Texas or California..... :D

Stang_Crazy 10-10-2002 07:07 PM
Re: Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035
 
Quote:
Originally posted by MustangKelly96
Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035




*Baby conceived naturally . . . Scientists stumped.




*35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.


:D
These are my two favorites :D . I think after 35 years, doctors will still be stumped with weight loss!!! And a baby conceived naturally...I'm sure it will be a less frequent occurance than it is today. Good Headlines!! :)

gt lee 10-10-2002 08:13 PM
Hi Kelly,
Don't know where you found them but there pretty good. I wouldn't doubt if that was to come true. Funny...:D :D :D Odie:cool:

MidNiteBlu 5.0 10-10-2002 10:32 PM
hehehe those are good. problem about the first one is that its so true about the language :mad: :mad: :( :D

Topless In Texas 10-10-2002 11:20 PM
THESE ARE PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!1
 
Quote:
Originally posted by MustangKelly96
Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035

*Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory Of the
Middle East (formerly known as Iran, Afghanistan, Syria, and Lebanon.) *Iraq
still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least ten more years
before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. !


*35 year study: diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Gee, i havent tried that yet!!!!!!! :confused:

*Texas executes last remaining citizen.
hehehe...just fried another this week! :) GOTTA LUV that death penalty!:D


*Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inch.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!! CANT WAIT to see the ROCKETS this year w/ that 7 ft. + Jap we got!!! ;)

*Microsoft announces it has perfected its newest version of Windows so it
crashes BEFORE installation is completed.
OOH!!!! I NEED IT NOW....MY situation is critical! Im getting a copy on Sunday, and gonna try to fix this POS!:rolleyes:

:D
THOSE ARE GREAT KELLY!!!!!!!
btw: MY KID ROCK keychain BROKE the other day! His pic fell out! http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/otn/sad/mecry.gif But...I found it! http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies...ppywatadoo.gif
:) TNT


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