My friend sent me this and I thought it would be relevant to this subject.
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Denver suburb,
when one is viciously attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking
quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, wedges it
down into the dog's collar and twists, immobilizing,
stunning and rendering the dog unconscious.
A reporter who was passing by sees the incident and rushes
over to interview the boy.
He starts writing in his notebook, "Young Avalanche Fan
Saves Friend From Brutal Dog Attack."
"But I'm not an Avalanche fan," the little hero said.
The reporter replied, "Sorry but since we are in Denver, I
just assumed you were".
He starts over ... "Little Bronco Fan Rescues Friend From
Horrific Attack."
The boy stopped him again saying, "I'm not a Bronco fan,
either".
"Well," said the reporter, "I assumed everyone in Denver was
either for the Avalanche or the Broncos." "What team DO you
root for?"
The boy replies, "I'm a Red Wings fan".
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook: "Little
Bastard From Detroit Kills Beloved Family Pet"
hehehe