this is not cbring almosts gets first manslaughter

this is not cbring · 12-09-2002, 10:51 AM

i don't really know what i expect as far as comments, but a camaro guy is the bad guy and it involves a mustang, so i thought i'd share. enjoy, or don't enjoy, if you'd like:

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i went to spend some to with my parents and my monte carlo today. my dad told me about a 71-73 Mach 1 Mustang for sale in the area, so i set out to buy gas and look at a mach 1.

i gas up the dub ($1.369 for 93 octane) and then begin to exit the gas station. the gas station shares an exit/entrance with the hardee's next door. i get in the right turn lane behind a truck. the truck sees an opening in traffic and pulls out on the highway. as i begin to ease up to the stop sign, a new red camaro ss that is exiting the highway tries to pull into the hardees by going in front of me. he slams his brakes and comes to a stop about a foot from my driver-side door. he stares at me, waves his fist, backs up, and as he is going around me, he flips me off. for what its worth, the camaro has a rebel flag front vanity plate and an NRA sticker on his car. stuff like this incident happens pretty frequent in traffic, so i think no big deal. i turn right on the highway in quest of the Mach 1.

the Mach 1 is parked at a car lot/wrecker service/junkyard/repair service. there are several incomplete cars and a few complete ones. i park on the side of the road, get out and look at the Mach 1. it is a mustard color and looks like it has been wrecked in the day. the body is pretty wavy, so i assume it has its share of bondo.

as i'm giving the mustang a thorough look-over, i hear the rumble of a v8. i look up and the same camaro has pulled up behind my car. hmmm, that's odd. i watch him as he gets out of his car. it is an older (than me) gentleman, about 45-50 years old. he has a mullet and a huge chaw in his mouth. he agressively begins walking towards me. as he approaches me, he says to me in an aggressive tone:

"no phuckin' wigger is gonna cut me off, i'll teach you, you punk."

even though i fully believe that the previous incident was entirely his fault, i'm not one for trouble, so i reply:

"i'm sorry it happened"

he continues to approach me. thankfully, there happens to be a piece of solid lead pipe (about 18 inches long) lying on the ground next to the mustang. i reached down and grab the pipe. About the time he gets within a few steps of me, i cock back the pipe, ready to give his head a whackin'. he cowers back, mutters "you look like a phuckin' n!gger" and runs back to his car and drives off. whew, i almost pissed myself.

when i got back to my parents, i went up in the attic and got my old tee ball bat. it now resides under my passenger seat with a ball and a glove.

NotchJohnson · 12-09-2002, 11:19 AM

Sounds like your pathetic attempt to crack on both domestics, and southern folk. That story was so crappy dude, i mean seriously. How long did it take you to make it up?

PS. Get a life!

this is not cbring · 12-09-2002, 11:26 AM

i guess it took about 12-17 minutes.........

give the drunken redneck as much, if not more, credit as me..........i wouldn't have a story without him

tireburner163 · 12-09-2002, 11:40 AM

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Originally posted by NotchJohnson
Sounds like your pathetic attempt to crack on both domestics, and southern folk. That story was so crappy dude, i mean seriously. How long did it take you to make it up?

PS. Get a life!

Likewise......you had no call you call BS

12-09-2002, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by tireburner163
Likewise......you had no call you call BS

that was a lame story sounds made up.

its BS.

NotchJohnson · 12-09-2002, 05:08 PM

Definitely

Kamaro Killer · 12-09-2002, 05:16 PM

BS!! He doesn't even like stangs, he'd never own one. Why in the hell would he be checking one out?

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my dad told me about a 71-73 Mach 1 Mustang for sale in the area, so i set out to buy gas and look at a mach 1

MissBlondie · 12-09-2002, 05:20 PM

So how did you almost get manslaughter?? Doesn't that involve the police??

I feel like I'm missing something here, maybe before my time.

-Jill

NotchJohnson · 12-09-2002, 05:23 PM

His description of the dude is hilarious. Typical of a little punk trying to stereotype southern people. Talking about the guy chewing tobacco, having a mullet and calling him a wigger and the n-bomb. Go tell your story to jesse jackson you little f@ggot.

Tod · 12-09-2002, 06:05 PM

uh, isn't a solid lead pipe big enough to be used as a bat be just a TAD too heavy to swing around?

moron......

NotchJohnson · 12-09-2002, 06:29 PM

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Originally posted by Tod
uh, isn't a solid lead pipe big enough to be used as a bat be just a TAD too heavy to swing around?

moron......

I'd say so, especially for a 16 year old

1969Mach1 · 12-09-2002, 06:30 PM

lmao.... I just find it funny on it's own that no one believes him... the story was pretty funny too.....

§am.

Fox Body · 12-09-2002, 08:00 PM

Man you guys are harsh....

srv1 · 12-09-2002, 10:06 PM

CBring, you are hated more than UNIT!!! WOW! Unless you are UNIT! Hmmmmmmmmm.......

Tod · 12-09-2002, 11:23 PM

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Originally posted by srv1
CBring, you are hated more than UNIT!!! WOW! Unless you are UNIT! Hmmmmmmmmm.......

interesting..........

The Deuce · 12-09-2002, 11:52 PM

BS

No one backs up on the road, and no way a guy like you described would be scared by your pansy arse.

12-10-2002, 12:22 AM

lol swung a lead pipe, sure he did.

a lead pipe big enough for ya to swing at him woulda wieghed quite a bit, thats not very easy thing to do even for me and i'm a fairly big guy too.

Crazy Horse GT · 12-10-2002, 12:36 AM

enough said.

DAN-MAN · 12-10-2002, 11:21 AM

Jeez this is a bling bling, what a dumb story. Sounds made up to me. Is anybody sure this isn't Unit with a new name that were talking too?

Daniel.

cyberstang5.0 · 12-10-2002, 12:43 PM

I agree, sound like

to me

12-09-2002, 11:19 AM	#2
NotchJohnson Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Florida Keys Posts: 593	Sounds like your pathetic attempt to crack on both domestics, and southern folk. That story was so crappy dude, i mean seriously. How long did it take you to make it up? PS. Get a life! __________________ 89 notch-finally not stock!! ported gt40's, ported cobra intake, 65mm tb, 75mm maf, mac cai, lt's,prochamber, fms 1.6 rr, 125 shot.

12-09-2002, 11:26 AM	#3
this is not cbring Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Knoxville, TN Posts: 380	i guess it took about 12-17 minutes......... give the drunken redneck as much, if not more, credit as me..........i wouldn't have a story without him __________________ 2002 vw gti 1.8T

12-09-2002, 05:08 PM	#6
NotchJohnson Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Florida Keys Posts: 593	Definitely __________________ 89 notch-finally not stock!! ported gt40's, ported cobra intake, 65mm tb, 75mm maf, mac cai, lt's,prochamber, fms 1.6 rr, 125 shot.

12-09-2002, 05:20 PM	#8
MissBlondie Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Chicago Posts: 335	So how did you almost get manslaughter?? Doesn't that involve the police?? I feel like I'm missing something here, maybe before my time. -Jill __________________ 2003 TrueBlue GT with a few fun things...

12-09-2002, 05:23 PM	#9
NotchJohnson Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Florida Keys Posts: 593	His description of the dude is hilarious. Typical of a little punk trying to stereotype southern people. Talking about the guy chewing tobacco, having a mullet and calling him a wigger and the n-bomb. Go tell your story to jesse jackson you little f@ggot. __________________ 89 notch-finally not stock!! ported gt40's, ported cobra intake, 65mm tb, 75mm maf, mac cai, lt's,prochamber, fms 1.6 rr, 125 shot.

12-09-2002, 06:05 PM	#10
Tod Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: just outside of Slowville Posts: 299	uh, isn't a solid lead pipe big enough to be used as a bat be just a TAD too heavy to swing around? moron...... __________________ If you drop your keys into molten lava just let 'em go 'cause, man, they're gone.

12-09-2002, 06:30 PM	#12
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	lmao.... I just find it funny on it's own that no one believes him... the story was pretty funny too..... §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

12-09-2002, 08:00 PM	#13
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12-09-2002, 10:06 PM	#14
srv1 Get down..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Room 103 Posts: 2,095	? CBring, you are hated more than UNIT!!! WOW! Unless you are UNIT! Hmmmmmmmmm....... __________________ Cobra brakes are on! Finally..... ------------------------------------------------

12-09-2002, 11:52 PM	#16
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	BS No one backs up on the road, and no way a guy like you described would be scared by your pansy arse. __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

12-10-2002, 12:22 AM	#17
digital3.3 Guest Posts: n/a	lol swung a lead pipe, sure he did. a lead pipe big enough for ya to swing at him woulda wieghed quite a bit, thats not very easy thing to do even for me and i'm a fairly big guy too.

12-10-2002, 12:36 AM	#18
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	enough said. __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

12-10-2002, 11:21 AM	#19
DAN-MAN Confederate Cowboy Join Date: May 2002 Location: Southeast Missouri Posts: 546	Jeez this is a bling bling, what a dumb story. Sounds made up to me. Is anybody sure this isn't Unit with a new name that were talking too? Daniel. __________________ DAN-MAN RHC MEMBER #25

12-10-2002, 12:43 PM	#20
cyberstang5.0 347ci of HORSE POWER!!! Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 1,416	I agree, sound like to me

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