The things you find on internet forums... (funny)

[Hammer]

Found this over at Club Si....

Thanks to:
ASNG, spotch, Ososlo, and Narbo...

Rice Boy Course Outline:

RCM101 - Introductory Rice-Math
An introductory course to help students gain an insite on how to come up with rediculus HP gains based on "advertised" HP numbers. Upon completion the student will be able to provide accurate HP estimates from all his mods without any actual dyno testing.
This course is a prerequisite to RCM202, Advanced Rice-Boy Math.

RCT102 - Introductory Rice-Boy Trends
This course will bring the student up to speed on the latest "rice-trends" in the industry. Upon completion the student will no longer be guessing at what color he should be painting his wiper arms, what performance enhancing stickers he should be using and where to apply them, and how many wings should he show up with at his regular hangout in order to achive the "greatest effect".

RCF103 - Rice-Boy Material Science
This course will provide the student with the necessary knowledge and skills to be able to select the most appropriate materials for his modifications. Upon completion the student will be able to distinguish the various kinds of cardboards, tinfoils and dryerhoses specific to his applications. This course is a prerequisite to RCF203.

RCF203 - Rice-Boy Fabrication and Shop
This hands-on course is one of the most popular. The student will be shown how to fabricate various modifications for his car. Upon completion the student will be able to use many simple and cheap household items to create serious HP gaining and aesthetically pleasing modifications for his car. RCF103 is a prerequisite for this course.

RCE101 - Introductory Rice-English
This course will provide the basic knowledge you'll need to interact with fellow riceboys, speed shop salesmen and other students. Imroper grammar, punctuation and misplaced capitalization are all stressed as this is an introductory course

RCE201 - Advanced Rice-Enlish
This course is designed to take you beyond the basic communication skills and teach the rice-boy how to communicate with police officers (week 8 is dedicated to avoiding tickets for too much tint/lowering/noise), judges and parents (week 10 is devoted to learning how to explain to parents the practical application of a 6 foot supra wing, chopped springs and the like). An important part of the curriculum here at Riceboy U, even if you plan on majoring in the sciences.

RCE403 - Graduate studies in Rice-English*
This course looks at the theoretical applications of Rice English in everyday life. How many times should 'y0' be used in a sentence? is it propper to brag about 21 inch chrome wheels on the first date. Due to in-depth study of language and pronunciation, its advised that this course only be taken by Rice-Enlish majors.

* course restricted


RME101 - Rice Boy Magazine Racing
RME101 prepares you for the world by repetitive memorization of vehicle performance statistics as provided by hundreds of auto publications. You will be able to quickly and effectively counter any discussion of vehicle performance by rapidly reciting quoted stats from various sources. We're proud this year to have Car and Driver as a major sponsor for this course and their publication will be the focal point of the course.

RCR101: Rice Boy Consumer Reports Magazine
RCR101 prepares the student to quickly know the reliability and durability of any vehicle and when matched with RMR101 fully prepares the student for any verbal debate on any vehicle subject. From HP/L ratios, to factory recalls you'll be prepared for the challenges ahead!

RCC205 - Rice-Boy Communication Skills
This advanced course will provide the student with an in-depth knowledge of "ghetto talk". Upon completion the student will know what words to use to sound like a badass ghetto boy, even if he is a fukn pussy willow. He we also understand the effective use of alternating caps lock so he can appear to be a much bigger badass then he really is when posting messages in internet forums. RCE101 and RCE102 are a prerequisite for this course.

RD101 - Introductory Roadmanship for Riceboys
A beginning course covering aspects of daily driving. Topics will start with proper "thug" style seating position and move into techniques for revving your engine at stop lights, rocking the car back and forth, and the ever popular method of attracting "chicks" by reflecting sunlight off the chrome pieces of your car into thier eyes as a conversation lead in. Finally, aspects of using your stereo for maximum effect will be covered.

RD102 - Intermidiate Roadmanship for Riceboys
The follow up to RD101 will cover actual techniques to use while the car is in motion such as not bottoming while driving with cut springs, "the flyby", "tailgating", "hazards" and the ever popular "gratuitous wheelspin".

RD103 - Advanced Roadmanship for Riceboys
The final course in the roadmanship series will cover such advanced topics such as weaving through traffic and the ever popular "burnout". The RD103 course has a large application component where the candidate will be required to demonstrate "m4d sK1llz", first vs the easier "V8" class of vehicles and then against fellow riceboys in the ultimate test of "w1ck3d f4st y0".

[white00GT]

Geez those rice boyz are really dedicated.

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2000 Mustang GT

Wow....i'm pretty sure every punk kid around here graduated from that class....lmao. I saw an asian guy in a ricey honda with no front bumper and he was small as is,....but i swear to the almighty god himself that this punk COULDN'T SEE OVER THE STEERING WHEEL because he was too busy being cool, er, i mean PhAt yO!