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Old 08-05-2002, 11:01 PM   #1
DAN-MAN
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Talking Pick up lines! (long)

These pickup lines are GUARANTEED to help any guy get a girl!


>>>>> >> 1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the
>>>>>incredible
>>>>> >>urge
>>>>> >> to plant you right here!
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti,
>>>>>let's
>>>>> >>go
>>>>> >>screw.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 3. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 4. Your body's name must be visa, because it's
>>>>>everywhere I
>>>>> >>want
>>>>> >>to
>>>>> >> be.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 5. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the
>>>>>money?
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 6. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make
>>>>>your
>>>>> >>Bed
>>>>> >>Rock.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 7. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the
>>>>>only
>>>>> >>one
>>>>> >> talking to you.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 8. My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it
>>>>>keeps
>>>>> >>going
>>>>> >>and
>>>>> >> going....
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 9. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I
>>>>>were on
>>>>> >>you,
>>>>> >>I'd
>>>>> >> be coming too.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 10. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your
>>>>>Burger King,
>>>>> >>you
>>>>> >> treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 11. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears
>>>>>that
>>>>> >>someone
>>>>> >> beat me to it.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 12. I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I
>>>>>would
>>>>> >>like to
>>>>> >> "tinker" around with.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 13. You must be from Pearl Harbor, cause baby you're
>>>>>the Bomb
>>>>> >>-
>>>>> >> diggity.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 14. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you
>>>>>would be
>>>>> >> McGorgeous.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 15. Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your
>>>>>pants.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 16. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big
>>>>>Breasted Bed
>>>>> >> Thrasher, have you seen one?
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 17. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart,
>>>>>so I
>>>>> >>could
>>>>> >>ride
>>>>> >> you all day long for a quarter.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 18. Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll
>>>>>slam
>>>>> >>you
>>>>> >>all
>>>>> >> night long.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 19. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we
>>>>>can
>>>>> >>sleep
>>>>> >>until
>>>>> >> the afternoon.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 20. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name
>>>>>tag.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 21. If you were a car, I wax you and ride you all over
>>>>>town.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 22. Guy: "Would you like to dance?" Girl: "I don't
>>>>>care for
>>>>> >>this
>>>>> >>song
>>>>> >> and surely wouldn't dance with you."
>>>>> >> Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I
>>>>>said you
>>>>> >>look
>>>>> >>fat
>>>>> >> in those pants"
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 23. Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've
>>>>>seem to
>>>>> >>have
>>>>> >>lost
>>>>> >> mine.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 24. I look good on you.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 25. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your
>>>>>house.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 26. If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right
>>>>>leg
>>>>> >>Christmas,
>>>>> >> can I visit you between the Holidays?
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 27. You look like a girl that has heard every line in
>>>>>the
>>>>> >>book,
>>>>> >>so
>>>>> >> what's one more going to hurt?
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 28. **** me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 29. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 30. Excuse me, do you wanna ****, or should I
>>>>>apologize.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 31. You might not be the best looking girl here, but
>>>>>beauty
>>>>> >>is
>>>>> >>only a
>>>>> >> light switch away.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 32. Do you want to dance, No? Well I guess a **** is
>>>>>out of
>>>>> >>the
>>>>> >> question.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 33. Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at
>>>>>playing dead?
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 34. I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 35. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 36. My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of
>>>>>me,
>>>>> >>knead
>>>>> >>till
>>>>> >> hard,and serve hot.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 37. Are your legs tired, because you've been running
>>>>>through
>>>>> >>my
>>>>> >>mind
>>>>> >> all day long.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 38. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 39. Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't
>>>>>want to
>>>>> >>leave
>>>>> >>home
>>>>> >> without me.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 40. Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call
>>>>>home
>>>>> >>when I
>>>>> >>met
>>>>> >> the girl of my dreams.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 41. The word for the night is legs, let's go back to
>>>>>my room
>>>>> >>and
>>>>> >> spread the word.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 42. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when
>>>>>wet,
>>>>> >>dangerous
>>>>> >> curves ahead, yield?
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 43. Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you'll
>>>>>be
>>>>> >>screaming it
>>>>> >> all night long.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 44. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I
>>>>>think
>>>>> >>he
>>>>> >>went
>>>>> >> into this cheap motel room.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 45. Was you dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great
>>>>>melons.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 46. Want to play conductor?? You be the engineer and
>>>>>I'll go
>>>>> >> Choochoo.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 47. You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like
>>>>>that.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 48. The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that
>>>>> >>there's
>>>>> >>more
>>>>> >> room for your tongue.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 49. Guy: "haven't I seen you someplace before?"
>>>>> >> Girl: "Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore"
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 50. Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I
>>>>>stick to
>>>>> >>the
>>>>> >>roof
>>>>> >> of your mouth.
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >> 51. Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?
>>>>> >>
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Old 08-05-2002, 11:45 PM   #2
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Also 51 ways to get slapped. Wish those would work. lol I should try one of them one of these days. lol Just gotta make sure she doesn't have a big b/f.

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Old 08-07-2002, 12:38 AM   #3
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My favorites are,
22. Guy: "Would you like to dance?" Girl: "I don't
care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"

5. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

These lines are designed specifically if you know you're going to fail....which gives me an opportunity to use a line and succeed with it's intended purpose
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