something to make you laugh

Hethj7 · 08-06-2002, 12:35 AM

A woman police officer pulled over
a man for DUI, and said, "You are
under arrest. Anything you say can
and will be held against you."

The drunk replied, "Tits."

I thought that one was pretty funny

!

And some investment advice:

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less that $5.00 left.

If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle. ! ! ! !

84LX89GT · 08-07-2002, 12:30 AM

I like that cop one, and the budweiser math really makes me feel good about my "investments" in Anheiser-bush.

08-06-2002, 12:35 AM	#1
Hethj7 Mizzou Tigers Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: weston, MO United States Posts: 1,455	something to make you laugh A woman police officer pulled over a man for DUI, and said, "You are under arrest. Anything you say can and will be held against you." The drunk replied, "Tits." I thought that one was pretty funny ! And some investment advice: If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have less that $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10 cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. ! ! ! ! __________________ 2006 Mustang GT 1990 LX GT-40 motor 262 horsepower, 307ft-lbs (sold but forever loved) 1998 Contour SVT Rice Haters Club Member #244

08-07-2002, 12:30 AM	#2
84LX89GT Mustangs Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 1,938	I like that cop one, and the budweiser math really makes me feel good about my "investments" in Anheiser-bush. __________________ 2005 Suzuki Hayabusa GSX1300-R 1980 Ford Thunderbird - 255 V8 ported heads, 5.0L ported stock headers, O.R. H-pipe and Flowmaster 2-chambers, dual roller timing chain hi-po Mack Truck hood emblem 1985 Mustang GT 5.0L T5, F-303, GT40p, headers, off-road h, flowmasters, MSD stuff, etc. Sold 02/06/04 1989 Mustang GT ET: 13.304@102.29 mph (5-24-03) Sold - 1998 Mustang Cobra coupe, 1/4 mile - street tires: 13.843@103.41 (bone stock)

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