Idiot ricers. telling ME I don't know jack about cars
Ok, I was at the hang out the other night and this tard starts talking how fast his integra is and how it has "NAWS":rolleyes:. Any way, he starts talking about how he and his friends stuck a match in front of the bottle(while it was out of the car), turned it one, and the HUGE flame it made. I over heard this while taking to friends, and I just couldn't let it slid
"Er..dude...nitrous is a non-flamable gas. Maybe you just hit your head on your wing and dreamed it":rolleyes: He got really pissed and said "Man what F, you don't know jack about cars." Of course I responded back with my usual "What's a cam shaft?" "A what???" "A cam shaft. What is it? It's a simple quesion" He rattled of something about is keeping tension on the belts. I laughted and he got more pissed. Finnaly I just asked to see his bottle so I could show him. Wow, amazing he had taken the botte out that afternoon:rolleyes:. So I asked "so runin wet, dry, or a fogger set up?" "What ever the kit came with" So I asked him to pop the hood and I'd tell him. Well golly gee wizz, he had lent that to a friend while his bottle was being filled:rolleyes: Then everone started callin BS. He got pissed, told every one to F off and did his little one wheel peel leaving.(After which, my friend showed him up while leaving in his mom's Maxima, LMAO:D) I just can't belive the stupidity of some people. |
bwahahaha, typical ricer:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D uuuhhmm , laying out of school josh?:D
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Actully Marty I'm in first period. No skipping for me today:(
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Typical Ricer responses.
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Idiot ricer gets fried
I love it!
The perfect way to shut up a ricer or anyone else spouting automotive BS is to just ask a few simple questions, as you did. The knowledgable will respond with the obvious answer while the fakers will sputter nonsense and get P.O'ed at being 'outed' as automotive idiots. I've had this done to me by some very knowledgable guys that I met at a informal car gathering (mostly older Chevy big-blocks and Buick GN's) last year. They asked me a few simple questions ("What kind of gears you got in there"...What heads do most 5.0's run with"?) and with a few honest answers, I was accepted as a regular guy who at least knew the difference between a intake and a header. Nice guys. You did good and I love the twit doing his lame little one-wheel peel and running off. Great story! Good lesson. |
say what?
What is a Ricer?
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uuhh just watch the fast & furious, it aint the dodge charger.;)
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Do I sense sarcasim?????? Brad |
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And Vortex, a ricer is anyone who has more money into appearance mods than performance ones. Look at the Fast and the Furious and check out all the rediculously designed integras, civics, etc etc. Meanwhile, the Dodge Charger looks almost stock, but runs 9's. |
My favriote qestion is "What is torque, and how much does your car put out?"
One guy said he put out 250 TQ out of his Honda. I was like "Wow, but I was asking about your engine, not your window wiper motor!" |
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Yep there are only 1 out of 50 that even know what thier talking about when it comes to cars. I may not know everything there is to know about cars but I least I have the guts to admit it when I dont know what something is and I dont lie about what I have in my car or make up some BS excuse ar comment.
Ricer people are afriad of being embarassed especially in front of other ricers and they will do ANYTHING to sound intelligent. Too bad they dig the hole deeper when they shouldve grown some balls and just admit that they dont know! GGGRRRRRRrrrrr:mad: Soory ricer people really make me mad!!!! |
Hahaha!!
That's some good stuff. "Keeping tension on the belts." Hehe...that's great. Good job on showing this guy to be what he is, tireburner. Sandman, Yeah, I don't really have a problem when people spend money on appearance mods as long as they are tasteful as yours are. Of course, tasetful is in the eye of the beholder....no picnic table wings, fire extinguishers mounted on the A-pillar, and coffee can mufflers for me. The way I feel about ricers is this: hey, if you want to spend your money on fake wings, mufflers, stickers, wheels, and what not, that's fine. It's your car. But don't try and tell me about how fast your car is now or how much you know about cars unless your car is fast and you do know about cars. Those guys that run their mouth without having a clue what they are talking about...that's my definition of ricer. --nathan |
hahahaha.... Amazing guy, gotta love those ricers. lol
As for what a Rice Boy is then check this URL. Good definition. lol and check out the disclamer on the bottom. Very funny aswell. http://www.riceboypage.com/what_is_riceboy/ Take it Easy Guys, §am. |
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Rice Boy
That disclaimer is so good that I have to post it for all to see.
Disclaimer: The term "Rice-Boy" is meant to be a derogatory term. But not racially derogatory. Some people might say that regardless of what this disclaimer says, it makes Asians look bad. Well, I hate to break it to these people but asians are not the only people on this planet who eat rice. Everyone eats rice. White people eat rice. Black people eat rice. Native Americans? They eat rice. Europeans eat rice!! And, if you open your eyes, you might notice that a whole lot of the rice-boys out there aren't even asian! The "rice" really refers to their cars. It's not about their race, it's about their attitude! |
I had a kid in town here try telling me he had a turbo on his Eagle Talon and that it ran 11's in the quarter mile. Anyhow...the car is parked in the garage with the hood open and me and my cousin check it out. There is absolutely no turbo on it. There was a huge chrome cold air intake but no turbo. What an idiot!! It had the typical rice stickers all over it. Why do people do that?? It just makes them look really stupid. We didnt say a word to him, but got a good laugh after we had left. Looking back on it, I really should have said something. Nice job tireburner163...I wished I could have been there to help you guys rub it in to him a little bit more:D
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At the car show I was at last week, I got to talking to this middle aged guy with an SS. I asked if he ever had it dynoed. "Yeah," he said, "put out 380 rear wheel."
"380" I said, shocked, "What you got done to it?" Guy says, "Just the lid, a throttle body, and some aggressive tuning." "Wow, so you have a chip and dynotune done then?" I asked. "No, no chip," he says, "These things come real aggressive from the factory." WTF?!?!? These people know NOTHING about cars. Another guy there had an LT1 with an exhaust and a Hypertech power programmer. He was telling people he made 400rwhp!! Funny that I raced him and won?? I guess I must be well over 400 then... ;) |
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need help
guys, I need your help on this one, what are you supposed to do when you have ricers trashing your car cause you tell them the "truth" and they use their lies to kill ya..
ie: I say: "yeah, I juts dynoed 186hp/260tq, I think those are pretty great #'s for a stock car" then they say: "hey, I thought GT's were all hype and stuff, 186 aint that fast, my civic has 160 to the wheels, you're not that fast anymore," now, how do you beat that argument? 1) walk away 2) race him 3) try to open their eyes to the truth ?? haha, I'm stuck.. need help :) |
That charger was a badaz machine even after throwing a rod it stayed with a supra turb that took two hits of nitrous. I wouldn't want to hold a match up to that bottle to prove it is non-flammable though.
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Stepping in BS
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The obvious answer to your question is B. Race him. You can't fight lies; anyone can say anything. You have to challenge him with a money race to shut him up. You just state the obvious; talk is cheap and anyone can throw around BS horsepower numbers Now, prove it. For cash. If he won't race or makes lame excuses, tell him to shut up about how fast his car is if he can't prove it on the road. When he's ready to race (and don't let him pull the old "I'll race you but my car runs crappy because blah blah blah). He runs you 100% or stay home. Meanwhile, every time the guy opens his mouth about his car just say: 'prove it'. Sooner or later he'll either race you or shut up. Either way, you win. |
vortx if i sounded like a smart a--, i wasnt trying to be, i was in a hurry, had to go , i ws just giving you a quick example of whats rice & what isnt, so if i was mean to you, i apoligize, wasnt trying to be :) , hey brad :p :p , sandman i agree after i bought my gt i knew i couldnt mod's so i bought or, made appearence changes also,like my silver CRAZY HORSE letters in my rear window, i painted my side scoop, and hood scoop inserst's gray, guess i'm rice too, heheheh,later.:D
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This isn't really a rice thinng but a guy at my school has a 68 chevelle with a 350 that he just had dynoed. It is making 242 at the rear wheels but the whole time he has been claiming 450 at the crank. I asked him if he was disappointed and he still said he should be making 450 at the crank! :confused: I was surprised at this remark because he seems to know a lot about cars and he built the motor himself.
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thanks MR 5 0...
I'm going to have to try that, I'm not one to get all cocky and stuff unless really pushed to the limits, but I can see that working really well... :) |
the chevelle is losing almost half his hp? is he running a 200 to 1 rear end hahaha.:rolleyes: :D
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I did mine on a comp, I think it was 320 engine-270 rear. This is what I was going to buy, but now I think I need a bigger cam, not too much though. it's for a 289. |
Ricers should be spanked at every reasonable opportunity. And if you're not in your cars, then just slap the ricer around a little bit.
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