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Sac68 03-06-2001 11:08 PM

Look at this shmucks web page!
 
You've got to see this morons "Honda Forever" web page http://hometown.aol.com/honda4foreve...e/profile.html

On it he talks about cutting his springs and gives other "tech" (if thats what you can call it) advice and even goes on a rant about how Toyota and Lexus are unrelated or something....!



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98 Mustang coupe 3.8L V6
87 Mustang GT hatchback 5.0L V8
87 Bronco XLT 4bbl 351W

My mom drives a 99 Mustang GT convertable.

GTGrl00 03-06-2001 11:33 PM

LMAO!! What a joke...man is he for reals.

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Fox Body 03-07-2001 12:13 AM

(Long sigh http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/frown.gif)


Sad.

I think the car looks okay. The ideas, comments, stupidity, of the website and the ignoramus who conveyed it all saddens me though.

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RedLilPony 03-07-2001 12:47 AM

He's studying to be a car designer...? this deserves a BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

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88COBRA 03-07-2001 12:57 AM

He types and thinks like a 10 year old. I especially like the Toyota does not make Lexus.

"...if Toyota makes lexus how come lexus cost so much more money? if Toyota makes lexus, why are they call lexus instead of Toyota?"

This guy has no idea what he is talking about, oh well http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/frown.gif

Ian

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bigwhitecobra 03-07-2001 01:25 AM

May God have mercy on us all.

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94 Cobra- MAC cold air fender kit, Motorsport underdrive pulley's, MAC 21/2" off-road H pipe, SVO mufflers, 3.73 gears, E-303 cam, 13.417@101.335mph

97snakedriver 03-07-2001 04:52 AM

1. VTEK eh?
2. "Porshe"? Wow. He found a new way to misspell "Porsche".
3. DOK? Interesting how the link from this describes a DOHC(well, sort of) and calls it "DOHC". Same with "VTEK"...

It goes on... (Lexus/Toyota, ect) but I really hope that's a joke....

69fastback 03-07-2001 08:35 AM

That is funny. The sad thing is i have actually meet people like this.

Jaydee 03-07-2001 08:50 AM

Let's see what we have here. He can't spell, has problems putting more than three words together that make any sense, was able to pick up these "hot wheels" with the insurance money he received from hitting a fire truck, needs a babe but is on probation (remember girls only 18+ need to apply!) and lieks milk!!. The car should really fly though, after he adds the twin turbo's, NOS and most importantly the entercooler. Yes my friends, they are out there and living among us - be afraid, very afraid.........

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Swarzkopf 03-07-2001 08:50 AM

LOL this guys for real. I remember "Honda Forever" from Speed Magazine, where he'd rant about how Honda's can run 10s all day with bolt ons. And "dok".

What a moron!

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1989 Mustang GT- EFI 351W swap, GT40 heads, GT40 Intake, F303, 77mm MAF, 70mm TB, 3.73s, and more.

1999 Mustang GT convertible- 5 years of payments and an extended warranty means she'll stay stock as a rock.

SkarodoM 03-07-2001 10:31 AM

HoFo strikes again!

Scary.


Phil
Jerico Performance

2FastLX 03-07-2001 10:54 AM

The more I look at that page the more it looks to me like someone threw a page together to make fun of ricers. But it's funny as hell!!!

Oh yeah, if that page is for real I think that guy needs to go back to school and start from 1st grade.
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SkarodoM 03-07-2001 11:01 AM

I dunno, i see alot of ppl getting worked up over it (not just here.. everywhere). I think its hilarious =)

Phil
Jerico Performance

Stefan 03-07-2001 11:03 AM

I agree it's funny but it does look fake.
The stupidity seems a little too calculated.

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SkarodoM 03-07-2001 11:10 AM

Quote:

..the stupidity just looks a little too calculated
Exactly, its not the page itself thats funny, but how everyone reacts to it ; ]

To me anyways, but im easily amused, so who the hell knows =P

Phil
Jerico Performance

white00GT 03-07-2001 01:46 PM

Yeah way to go NOT. http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/redface.gif . Hey who saw his time slip? A 10.80@130..yeah thats it, hey just think when he gets his twin turbos on.. http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/eek.gif http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/eek.gif that things really gonna move then..

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Stang_Crazy 03-07-2001 04:21 PM

Wow! His speech is terrible. Maybe he is a foreign kid and doesn't really know our language too well yet... Naw, probably just a ricer who doesn't know his stuff.

Say, better go over to the modular forum and tell those Cobra owners that they got the wrong engine. They should have bought the "DOK" option!

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Capri306 03-07-2001 10:03 PM

There's the reason he's on AOL.

"My autoshop teacher helped me put it on." Yeah, as he laughed his arse off walking back to his desk!

Isn't it copyright infringement stealing and posting someone else's timeslip? And wouldn't you feel bad taking mommy and daddy's hard-EARNED money on all those speed parts (if they exist)? Oh wait, maybe he earned it....legally....sure.....ahhahahaha

If this guy's studying to be a car designer, he'd better plan on learning how to spell. I don't think they'd accept misspellings on a job application. He's 21?!?!?! Got-damn, my 17-year-old brother spells better than that! Bwahahahahahahaha! I'm sorry, but even if this guy's foreign, he should know how to spell if he's gone to high school. Wait, if he's 21, and he's still in high school.....oh, I figured it out.

Oooooh, suicide doors, so when your (paid) date wants to kill herself due to the embarassment brought on by being seen in public by you, she can end it all. Oh I love it!

God this guy's a joker. Come to Detroit, buddy, we'll teach ya. http://www.mustangworks.com/msgboard/wink.gif

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StoplightWarrior 03-07-2001 10:18 PM

There is no way this site is for real... Absolutely no way. I refuse to believe there are people like this living in the US.

PLEASE???!?!

84_GT350 03-07-2001 10:24 PM

Anybody else notice that the link to his pic is actually a picture of Jackie Chan? This is indeed troubling. I agree...there's a good chance this could just be a totally bogus page to f@ck with people. In fact, now that I look more, other of the pics are bogus too. If it's real (and if it is I've lost even more faith in mankind) then this is one pathetic misguided fool.

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