How to understand ricers
 

I think a lot of the problems between ricers and the real car guys(us:D ) is that we don't use the same language. Ricers have they're own little language. So I did some research and have translated some of the more common ricer terms

Us: My your a lovely young lady
Ricer: Damn, you's a fine mother ****er

Us: Lets go for a ride, shall we
Ricer: Hey baby, lets jump in my Honda and lets rotate des tires

Us: You are beutiful, I would like to make love to you
Ricer: Damn ***** you stupid fly. Let me pull up to dat bumper and smack that monkey

Us: Hey(old friend)
Ricer: What up dog

Us: May I borrow some money
Ricer: Hey let me hold some N's, I'll hit ya back on tha first, ma brother

Us: You don't have it, thanks anyway
Ricer: **** YOU!!!

Us: Hello(to a stranger)
Ricer: What up

Us: I admire your fasionable running shoes
Ricer: Drop them Nikes off yo ***, fore I blast you mother ****er


Hope this helps some of you understand ricers better
:D

Bawahahahahaha :D :D

Too bad you copied them from the the master of comedy... George Carlin! :D

*clamps hand over MidNitBlu 5.0's mouth*

he he, kids say the darndest things


I didn't steal it, I borrowed it:D

too funny!
 

HAHA that's hilarious!! Maybe now I can talk to the ricers...oh wait, they have to catch me first :D

*Frees MidNiteBlue5.0* PLAGIARIZER!!!!!

:D ;) :p

*Josh punks down little skinny 6T9 Pony. Steals his car, does a burn out, then wrecks because it has no shocks*

:D :D :D

This little skinny Pony would run circles around you, man...NEVER underestimate the little guy.....;):D

Who needs shocks?:D

tireburner, hooked on Ebonics? :D

hahaha...... lol I do agree with alot of that conversation conversion even if you did rip it off. And don't worry 6T9Pony I got your back, we gotta stick together. lol :D And tireburner your the closest to a rice boy with that 4 banger. =) hahaha... j/k with ya man.

Take it easy,
§am.

sam leave my boy from ole miss alone now,or we will have to show you canada boy's what we had to show the dam- yank's back in 1861,jk:rolleyes: :D :D

anyone know where i can get a bunch of stickers? i looking for people to slap the crap out of me. oh and i need a muffler can so i can get smacked, anyone???? help!
p.s. make sure they are R products! i want nothing but the best!

You can't understand ricers. Just when you think you know what they are going to do, they go ahead and so something even dumber!

Don't even try to understand them, just beat them at stop lights. :)