What your car says about you
 

What Your Car Says About You.


Acura Integra: I've always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars

Acura Legend: I'm too bland for German cars

Acura NSX: I'm impotent

Audi Quattro: I enjoy passing on the median

BMW Z3: I'm out and I'm proud

Buick Park Avenue: I'm older than 34 of the 50 states

Cadillac Catera : I learned nothing from the Cimarron

Cadillac Eldorado: I am a very good Mary Kay salesman

Cadillac Seville: I'm a pimp

Chevrolet Camaro: I enjoy beating the crap out of people

Chevrolet Caprice: I enjoy having people slow to 55 mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them

Chevrolet Chevette: I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette

Chevrolet Corvette: I'm in a mid-life crisis

Chevrolet El Camino: I am leading a militia to overthrow the government

Chevrolet Malibu (new style): I gave in to the advertising, and bought a car that I know Japan has been building for 10 years.

Chevrolet Monte Carlo: I have no front teeth and a mullet.

Chevrolet Sprint: I think I can, I think I can.

Chevrolet Tracker: I start 12th grade in the fall

Chrysler Cordoba I dig the rich Corinthian leather

Datsun 280Z: I have a kilo of cocaine in my trunk

Dodge Aries: I teach third grade special education

Dodge Avenger: I'm a rich daddy's girl who thinks my car can outrun a Firebird.

Dodge Dakota: I am too macho to drive a compact truck, but I'm too much of a wuss to drive a full size truck.

Dodge Dart: I teach third grade and I voted for Eisenhower

Dodge Daytona: I delivered pizza for four years to get this car

Dodge Neon: I enjoy seeing Saturns, Honda Civics, Chevy
Cavaliers, and Ford Escorts in my rearview mirror

Ford F-150: I like a truck that will fall apart when I try to load it to its rated payload.

Ford Probe: I like to think it's a Mustang.

Ford Mustang: I slow down to 85 in school zones

Ford Taurus: I hate driving

Geo Storm: I'll start the 11th grade in the fall.

Geo Tracker: I'll start 12th grade in the fall.

Honda del Sol: I've always said; half a convertible is better than no convertible at all

Honda Civic: I've just graduated and have no credit

Honda Accord: I lack any originality and am basically a lemming.

Hyundai Accent: I delivered pizza for years to get this car

Hyundai Tiburon: I wanna be!

Infiniti G20: I couldn't afford a real Infiniti.

Infiniti Q45: I'm a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending.

Jaguar XJS V-12: I'm so rich I'll pay $60,000.00 for a car that is in the shop 280 days of the year

Jeep Grand Cherokee: I need a vehicle that can tackle the speed bumps at the mall.

Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp.

Lexus LS400: I'm the lawyer suing the owner of the Infiniti Q45

Lincoln Navigator: I don't mind that I paid $50,000 for a Ford Expedition with two extra reflectors on the tailgate

Lincoln Town Car: I live for bingo and covered dish suppers

Mazda Miata: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler

Mercedes 600SL: I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph

Mercedes 560SEL: have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole

MGB: I'm dating a mechanic

Mitsubishi Diamante: I don't know what it means either

Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings

Oldsmobile Cutlass I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts

Peugeot 505 Diesel: I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List

Plymouth Neon: I enjoy doing the Macarena

Pontiac Trans AM: I have a switchblade in my sock and a mullet

Porsche 911 Turbo: I have a three inch thingie

Porsche 944: I'm dating big haired women that otherwise wouldn't look at me

Range Rover: I do not care about J.D. Powers or his surveys

Saturn SC2: (See Honda Civic)

Saturn SL1: I don't care that street sweepers pass me on the road

Toyota Camry: I've always wanted to own the Oldsmobile of Japanese family sedans

Volkswagon Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family reruns

Toyota Tercel: I wish I had a Honda Civic

Volkswagon Cabriolet: I'm out of the closet

Volkswagon Microbus: Dude! were's the joint?

Volvo 740 Wagon: I'm frightened of my wife

Yugo: I remember when the only thing that exploded in Yugoslavia was its cars.


This isn't from me but it still kills me. Enjoy

That is a classic. I haven't seen it in a while, and was just searching my HD for it a couple weeks ago. Thanks for posting it!

Take care,
-Chris

Thats a keeper!!
 

Ya, I havent seen that for a while either!!!! I love it!!! So much of it is OH SO true!!! hehehe...Love the Mustang one!!!!! heehhehe:cool:

That was pretty good there. Of all of them, I think the Mustangs got the coolest one. How fitting.:D

only wussies slow down to 85

i won't let it drop below 105

hahaha... Loving it.
Yeh those speed limits are just suggested. They don't actually expect you to do it. lol If people don't want to get hit then they should stay out of the way of my car. :D

No Dodge Intrepid? ::wink::

That was good.
I had to send it to all my import/GM friends. With the Ford Mustang highlighted of course.:D

BTW, you are supposed to slow down in school zones!!?? j/k

I ALWAYS slow down for school zones, but other than that....;) :D

Car Identification and the alter ego
 

Witty - and a lot of truth to some of the descriptions but according to this list almost every car made has some sort of stigma attached to owing it.

The Mustang/Camaro owner descriptions aren't very flattering, either. They infer that if you drive a Mustang you're an irresponsible maniac and that Camaro/Firebird owners are thugs - who own fish. Ford trucks didn't do too well, either.

Tough choices.

Glad I have a Mustang that cost less than an Accord, is faster than most of the cars on the list and can be made to run with a 'Vette for one-tenth of what the 'Vette costs with no self-esteem issues, just fun. Oh yeah, I slow down for School Zones - but not for Camaros.

I wasn't too thrilled with the F-150 description either, but I found it amusing that the F-150 was the only full size truck listed.

Take care,
-Chris

What????No cadavalier?????
:eek:

I feel slighted...;)

hey now dont take it so seriously!! lol irresponsible?? lol... ur a funny guy
ryan

hey i don't like the f150 one. My truck is awesome. I have never had one problem :p

Chevy Cavalier: I've always wanted to own an american Le Car. :D