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You know you drive a rice-burner when...
Let's have some fun with this, came out of Mustang Monthly current issue, feel free to add to it:
You find yourself using the excuse "Yoo, but you got twice as many cylindaz" after every race Your gumby pants make it hard to shift You have stickers for parts you don't have When you drive by, WW2 veterans run for shelter Your exhaust tip diameter is four times the inner muffler diameter Birds make nests on your spoiler because it's taller than the trees You will only race if the ohter guy removes four spark plugs You have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch, right next to your 1.8L engine badge You brag about having nitrous and have a 15:50 dial-in The exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most pro-stock cars You've spent more money on stickers and stripes than you did on actual performance mods You go to a performance shop and go directly to the decal bin Your tach is bigger than your head You have a shift light and your car is an automatic Your bright green $3000 air filter is bigger than your engine |
your wheels and tires cost more than your car did
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If every lawn-care enthusiast looks around as you drive by trying to spy who has the "hopped up" weed eater.
Oh, and gotta love the fire extinguishers on the A-pillars. --nathan |
you refinanced your trailer so you could get the stereo system you wanted
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dont for get the FAKE RollBars that they have out there I Could not belive it it says Look and feel like a Racer with it.. and it was Just over 300 for a FAKE 4 Point one..LOL LOL
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popsicle stick roll cage....
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when torque steer is a "kewl thing" :D :p
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Have you seen the fake intercooler:rolleyes: Damn ricers, |
your first mod is a seatbelt cover
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your tailights look like they came off the millineum falcon(star wars)
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Your muffler says "Maxwell House" or when no matter what model rice burner u drive it is a "Type R"
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