Joke of the Day (5/15)
 

These are my favorite pick-up lines, and I'm printing them for 6T9PONY to use. Actually, my list is of 25, but only these 11 were clean enough for print here. Anyone wanting the full 25 can send me an email, and I'll get them to you.

pkrwuds@pacbell.net

Take care,
-Chris

My Favorite Pick-Up Lines

1. (Screw) me if I'm wrong but is your name Helga?

2. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

3. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

4. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

5. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

6. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

7. Are those real?

8. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

9. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any Questions?

10. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

11. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

:D :D :D :p

Pickup your teeth
 

Cute but crude.

Guys, don't ever try these in the real world unless you're in the red light district. Dental repair is expensive and painful.

But I get free dental-lol

Re: Pickup your teeth
 

I use #8 all the time.

how does your right hand respond to such a remark? :D

--just playin wit cha'

It works on anyone that I ask. ;)

I've heard some of those. I'll have to email you later Chris so you can send the rest to me.

:D :D :D

A small variation to number 3 which I've heard.

I'm a bird watcher and I've spied the rare yellow headed,double breasted, white bellied, matress thrasher.

Of course, the head color changes with each girl. :D

lol
 

I Can do that. I got to the Dentist TOMORROW!! lol.. Free Dental work here to :D . But I THINK i am smarter than that. But you never know.

NIK

lmfao!!!!
 

Chris........
LMAO!!!! thanks for the list!! It is funny as helll....ya....dont try these at home!!!! LOL! TNT

Really don't try these at home.

Or anywhere else ..............