Too funny!
 

Two tidbits from this evenings news:

A handicapped man in Florida has filed a lawsuit against a strip club because their lap dance room didn't have wheelchair access.

and

A 70 year old Vermont skydiver was so exited when they jumped out of the plane at 19,000 feet, they yelled, and proceeded to lose their false teeth.

Take care,
-Chris

lmao, that some crazy stuff:D :D

Chris,

I have no idea how you find the stuff you do, but it always cracks me up!! :D :D You have an awesome since of humor!!

Shelby

heheheheheheheh too funny. Love It Odie:cool:

Thank you. All I do is watch the last 5 minutes of the local newscast. They always throw in off the wall stuff as a filler. Tonight was exceptionally good. :)

Take care,
-Chris

what dork's, heheh:rolleyes: :D :D

Too damn funny. I need to find something to sue someone for. The stand needs a paint job badly. Wonder if i can sue all the places for not have a military discount or something. Nevermind just beind a dork.

Hey, let me know if it works-lol:D

Re: Too funny!
 

I tought that was what phone sex was for?
Somebody give that poor man some 1-900 numbers!!