Auto acronymns. Very funny.
 

You'll love these.

AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented

BMW
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster

BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer

CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time

DODGE
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere

FIAT
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It All the Time
Fix It Again, Tony!

FORD
First On Recall Day
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fault Of Research & Development
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
Features O.J. & Ron`s DNA
backwards -> Driver Returns On Foot

GM
General Maintenance

GMC
Garage Man`s Companion
Got A Mechanic Coming?

HONDA
Had One, Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else

HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing`s Dr And Inexpensive

MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along

OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late
Everyday.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick`s Irregular
Leftover Equipment

SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.

TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto

VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object

VW
Virtually Worthless

Somebody forgot:

First On Race Day!:D

I've heard,
"F-ed over rebuild Dodge (or Datsun)" which makes no damn sense since ford has never had anything to do with Datsun/nissan or dodge.
Or how about,
"F-ing Oughtta Run Dammit"

LMAO! :D

I have one but it's not Politically Correct.... so i'll change it up....

PONTIAC

Poor
Old
N... (black person)
Thinks
It's
A
Caddy

Wow.....that was really appropriate.........:rolleyes: ........Thanks for turning some light hearted humor into a source of extreme irritation.

Well, just for the record, I honestly dont think like that.... that is just what I've heard. So don't flame me.

the N stands for Newfie right? :D:D

Oh, give me a break and stop caring so much about what people think and say :rolleyes:

"Oooo no someone said the word whoree"...Big deal...I'm not gonna care, because hey, I'm secure enough to not let the words of a stranger bother me, not only that, NO ONE was being called ANYTHING. Man, if every chick on this board got into arms everytime someone used female slurs, hell we'd be fighting until the cats came home.

I hate when we have to watch what we say because the mere UTTERANCE of a word "offends" someone. Now if a member was actually CALLING another member that derogatory slur, I could understand... but for someone who is normally so offensive and flaming toward others, its strange you would be upset at something like this. At least it was a good natured joke not meant to hurt anyone's feelings...

If you dont like those words, DONT USE THEM.

Oh, and here is my CONSTRUCTIVE addition to this thread, aside from my bitchin' :D

Fukkk
Our
Ride
Died

:cool:

lol belle, you crack me up, rotfl, let me offend some--my addition,
GMC= gay man's car.:D

Hey my daddy drives a GMC you old buzzard. lol j/k

sorry eric i just heard that one, tell your dad not to beat me up , after all you are living proof , that he isnt, heheh:D :D :p

I thought all those Nekker's (of the red variety) though Ponitacs were Caddy's.

heheheh :D yee haw @ the Grand Prix with carriage tops!

I dunno about that... lol Did your mail man drive a Ford Eric? :p :) :D

My Saudy Aribian drives a BMW and he says it stands for Brown Man's Wheels. lol Don't flame me either cause a "brown" guy said it. I'm simply quoting him. lol Belle once again well said. lol :D :D :D

Sam.

You friggen Canuk! Do I need to go up there and teach you hosers some cultural awareness, eh?;)

Look you Californian tree-huggin FREAK! Don't judge people on where they're from, its hurtful and BIGOTISTICAL of you ;) :D

Whatta you know Jersy? Quit drinking the tap water. ;)

lmao :D

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