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this is not cbring 10-17-2002 05:43 PM

what may well be the funniest description currently on EBay
 
check out this viper killer and be sure to read the description

97 Stang 10-17-2002 05:50 PM

The fuel injectors have never stuck open and leaked into the intake manifold causing the car not to start. This car has never been fully airborne or raced off road. The right rear may have come off but only by about 6 inches or so.

HAHAHAHA, hope he isn't serious about somebody buying it.

Mach 1 10-17-2002 05:53 PM

Takes all kinds to make the world go around...what an idiot. I dont see being a car salesman in that dudes future.

1969Mach1 10-17-2002 05:53 PM

LMAO!! That is hillarious... the best are the updated comments.... :D That cracks me up... and people are bidding on it... Ohh... well... lol

§am.

The Deuce 10-17-2002 06:16 PM

Quote:

There are no changes to the car's engine (or as you smartasses call it, mods) everything is original.
ROFLMAO!

That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I think I'll bid on it. Wait, no, I don't think I can handle that much potential.

digital3.3 10-17-2002 07:35 PM

LMAO, that was the funniest one i've read yet. the guy is a tool.:D :D

Fox Body 10-17-2002 07:46 PM

ROFL :D

Quote:

Posted on eBay
"Let me make this REAL clear to all of the idiots who emailed me and everyone else who has yet to do so...this car has the

POTENTIAL

to beat Viper's and Vette's. What is so hard about understanding that? POTENTIAL. You stupid idiots."
Aaaaaaah hah aha ha ha ah aha ha ah aha ha h ha ha. *my stomach hurts*

Hey WHO WANTS TO BUY MY Huffy 10-speed. It has the potential to beat Vipers and Cobras!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the laughs this is not cbring!

lysacat 10-17-2002 09:28 PM

Ha Ha Ha, This guy is a total freaking idiot. Who but another idiot would buy that thing from him. :D
C-ya, Melisa

srv1 10-17-2002 10:48 PM

i think that person needs to go back to his/her country. they need to try and learn English. He says things that i don't understand and he calls the people who emailed him idiots cause his English skills suck! i hope someone wins the bid and backs out cause this person is a tard!:rolleyes:

DAN-MAN 10-18-2002 09:13 AM

Quote:

I always wait until the car is fully stopped before I put the car into another gear. The tires don't go flat a lot and the air pressure is changed about once a week. All of the lights on the inside are very bright, sometimes too bright but you can dim them. The trunk opens and closes good. I haven't really seen all of underneath the car but i can try to get some pictures so you can see how dirty or clean it is.
My lord, this is one of the stupidest ads I've ever seen! This guy is a moron!!
:p :D

Daniel.

302 LX Eric 10-18-2002 10:01 AM

I don't know which is worse, the guy selling the car or the people bidding on it...:D

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jj_jonathon 10-18-2002 10:50 AM

...at least bidding hasnt gone past 5k yet...the guy probably wants $20,000 for his potential....lol...didnt you guys know that toyota gave the celica a "rocket booster" option to replace the trunk in 96?...bwuaha...."th eplayer player is good, you can play songs from the kazaa, but you don't get that".....rofl... :p :rolleyes:

0h n0 5.0 10-18-2002 02:06 PM

hey anybody see the Mr sparkle episode of the Simpson's?..kinda reminds me of the corporate video homer watches.. if you ask me..

communication is the key and he lost it in the wash i beleive. :rolleyes:

RAGE_5.0 10-18-2002 06:13 PM

I am quite sure this guy is joknig. just read it over again and you will sense the humour. I might go bid 1 billion dollars.

brockjoe 10-18-2002 06:31 PM

look at what i found, when you highlight the text as if you were to copy/paste it the following in italic showed up!!

VIPER VETTE TWIN TURBO KILLER 32mpg
Vehicle Description

This is the car you want. It has the potential to beat any viper or corvette out there. Go to summitracing.com and type in Nitrous or super charger. The cost will be worth it coming out of a toll booth. Limited Edition Number 481 out of 1500. fast furious hemi dodge viper lambo ferrari Eddie is the devil Vin Diesel nude xxx sex my mother hits me

who is this guy and what are his hidden messages all about??

this is not cbring 10-18-2002 06:35 PM

crazy........

i give this dude credit

The Deuce 10-18-2002 06:51 PM

That's nuts! The whole thing has those hidden messages. Here we go with them.

fast furios hemi dodge viper lambo ferrar Eddie is the devil Vin Diesel nude xxx sex my mother hits me

corvette mustang honda civic accord acura 300 z 350z supra toyota camry used new Josh Hartnett

rice burner soy sauce were you in the war

howard stern blair witch hippie tree hugger purple cutlass with mexican decals rich weghead from wisconsin

What does it mean? Anything? I feel like I just played Led Zepplin II backwards.

mongo 10-18-2002 10:24 PM

HOLY S!@T!!!!
 
What the hell has this guy been smoking? He says that 4CYL. car has the potential to out run a viper or a vette, it might have a chance if someone sinks about 50 grand or more into the car. A 2003 viper has around 500 horses and 500 ft. lbs. of torque, this is right from the factory. Add in some of the aftermarket parts avalible for the viper now and your looking at 600 to 800 horses pushing the car screaming down the road. No 4cyl. will ever match that. As I read what he had written, the only word that I could say was, BULLS!@T. I will never change my mind until I see his car out run a viper or a vette.

Crazy Horse GT 10-18-2002 11:05 PM

rotflmao what an idiot, he would be very lucky to stay near, a v-6 stang, he would be watching the v-6 tailights all the way, i offer 25 buck's lol. :rolleyes: :D :D :D :D

RedLilPony 10-21-2002 08:59 AM

Quote:

No large objects, such as animals or stop signs, were ever hit.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA :D


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