Things you can only get away with on Thanksgiving..
 

Things you can only get away with saying on Thanksgiving.

1. Talk about a huge breast!
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3. It's Cool Whip time!
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in? .
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19. How long do I beat it before it's ready
:D :)

"It's cool whip time" haha i like that one... those are good... i will now not be able to keep a straight face at my family's turkey day :p

Something tells me I'd still get in trouble for saying any of that. Thanks for the laugh:D

lmao, good ones.

So Kelly, how are you going to explain about the Turkey?

you know you added those lines from previous times! hahahaha:D j/k

Just on Thanksgiving???

:confused:

Take care,
~Chris

hahah that's everyday stuff for me :)

*LOL*

Pretty funny! :p