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Ya'll get that e-mail???
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally
> behavior that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth > to > check it out. So he called one of His angels and sent the angel to > Earth > for a time. When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; > 95% > are misbehaving and 5% are not." > > God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a > second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and > sent him to Earth for a time too. > > When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. > The > Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving and 5% are being good." > > God was not pleased. So He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good, > because He wanted to encourage them. Give them a little something to > help them keep going. > > Do you know what that E-mail said? > > No? > > I didn't get one either. :p |
Poop!! I didn't get that e-mail either. Does this mean I'm misbehaving?? ;)
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I got one similar... at first I thought it was just spam when the subject read.. your invited.. but I decided I should read it before I deleted it.
Apparently I have a VIP pass to hell, it's a one way ticket with no chance of return. lol ;) Why do you think I stopped believing in religion. lol §am. |
I was told y'all would never know they were sent out.;)
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ROFLMAO!! :) |
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That's what I get for applying grammar to mid-western.;) |
I thought that whole "ya'll" "y'all" or "y'al" whatever stuff was for people from the south, not Chicago?
Hell, I'm from C-Bus and never use the term "ya'll" :D E |
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Being a Pittsburgh guy, I prefer "Yuns" instead of "Ya'll!
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Exactly what you think he is.;)
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this is why Jill says ya'll
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Typical Keith. Let someone else do all the work, and bogart the pertinent information.
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hehe.. I got one A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their whole lives studying the majestic grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study these wondrous beasts. Finally, their request was granted and they immediately flew to New York and then west to Yellowstone. They reported to the local ranger station and were told that it was the grizzly mating season and it was much too dangerous to go out and study the animals. They pleaded that this was their only chance. Finally the ranger relented. The Russian and the Czech were given cell phones and told to report in each day. For several days they called in, and then nothing was heard from the two scientists. The rangers mounted a search party and found the scientists' camp completely ravaged. There was no sign of the missing men. They then followed the trail of a male and a female bear. They found the female and decided they must kill the animal to find out if she had eaten the scientists, because they feared an international incident. They killed the female and cut open the bear's stomach and, sure enough, found the remains of the Russian. One ranger turned to the other and said, "You know what this means, don't you?" "Of course," the other ranger nodded. "The Czech is in the male." :p |
Actually, I thank it's Yaw'll
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it's y'all, and it sounds retarded..lol..its as bad as going to canada and hearing eh this eh that...ut at least the canadian eh is hilarious...y'all is just bleh!
i guess you can tell already that i got no email...lol |
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