I Hate It When This happens!
 

A prisoner escapes from his prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him to a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and while he gets on top of her, he kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.

While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisifaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you", to which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too!"


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Take care,
~Chris

Yeah, thats never happened to me either!!:rolleyes: ;)

HAHAHA!.................. wait......ew!

LOL, thats funny dude.:D :D

my thoughts exactly :eek:

same...lol..

i didnt see that coming honestly...lol...good one...but yea, ew...lol

:eek: sucks to be that dude.

good joke lmao, but -yikes :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

lol:D

The story of Chris's life.........:D

That's why I have my attach cat. He'd spring from the shadows, and attack that guy before he even tried to tie me up....(note to self no drugs in the morning before posting....:o :D )

Hi Cam... something you feel like sharing with us? We're here to listen!

;)

Attack cat: kinda reminds me of a Juicy Fruit commercial (I think it was Juicy Fruit). They had an attack kitten. It was funny cause they just attached fake eyebrows and teeth on a kitten. Actaully, it was kinda cute too.:)

Here's two you'll like. Both are .mpg's

Cool Cat 1.3 megs

Cool Cat Ad 1.3 megs

ROTFLMAO!!!!! (Only the first one worked for me, I'm surprised it got passed the computer nazis' firewalls!) That's funny!:D

funny but ewwwwwwww :D

I've never had any narcotics in my system.... :o

Yeah, and the Pope's Jewish.

;)

Take care,
~Chris

really? did he convert because of all the problems with catholic priests?

...even ive had narcotics in my system...just go to a concert...youll inhale secondhand smoke from marijuana at some point...wee...that stuff smells worse than cigarettes...

LOLOLOL


I only got the first vid to work for me too! :confused: