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The Random Thoughts Thread.
Saw this on another forum, try it out here:
Basically, u put in random thoughts, like Why do carwash's have roofs on them? are they afraid the cars might get wet? why do you park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway? If a schizophrenic kills himself, is it murder or suicide? Does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac lie awake at night wondering if there is a dog? If GOD made us, who made GOD? or off the well stuff like this If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay 3 3/4 eggs, how long does it take a grasshopper to eat the seeds from a cucumber? __________________ Go on now, give it a try. |
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make any sound?
If your mom's a pancake maker and your dad's a football player, how many bubble gum wrappers does it take to completely fill a phone booth? What is the sound of one hand clapping? :D |
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
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I'm thinking I want to go make some nachos :p
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i think i'm gonna go get a beer, let me know if you hear the top pop ?:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D
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If you throw a cat out the window, does it turn into kitty litter?
If you make a cow laugh, does milk come out of its nose? |
That's funny..
I like the kitty litter thing...that's funny.
Here's a southern vocabulary/thesaurus lesson: 1. gull- a female human being 2 fixin' to- to prepare or get ready to do something. ex."I'm fixing to go to work." 3.Y'all- the plural form of "you". 4. You'uns- the moutain version of y'all. 5. boot- the trunk of a car (used in UK too) 6. warn't- a contraction of the words "was not." (common in the tobacco country of eastern NC).ex." I warn't the one who got caught speeding." |
- If women ruled the world would missiles still be called missiles?
- If a man makes a statement and a woman is not around to hear it, is he still wrong? - why is it called an elbow? |
If a bunch of leprechauns are cunning runts what is the girls track team?:p
If you were in a tree with a fag would you get down?:eek: |
if 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year
why are there locks on the doors? |
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if people from Poland are Poles...
Why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
and speaking of the Dutch... are they all tightwads insisting on each paying their own way? |
if you are traveling at the speed of light, what happens when you turn your headlights on?
if you rack a bear in the nuts be prepared to die. if nothing sticks to teflon (spelling) how do they get it to stick to the pan when a cat is done licking its *** why do they give you that far off stare. sweet! |
Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.
Is it possible to have less than a "pair" of pants. Can I just have one pant??? :confused: (my own thoughts) Is it possible to have less than a "pair" of scissors. Can I just have one scissor??? :confused: (my own thoughts) Why in America do most sports cars' speedometers go up to 140 or more when the highest speed limit is, like, 70 mph? (my own thoughts) Who do you suppose was the first person to think "That cow over there has those thingies hanging down. Think I'll pull on them and drink whatever comes out! If 'practice makes perfect' and 'nobodies perfect', why bother practicing? They told me it could never be done.... so I didn't bother trying.... :rolleyes: What is a synonym for the word "synonym"? (my own thoughts) What is a homonym for the word "homonym?" (my own stupid thoughts) Why does your nose run, and your feet smell? Why doesn't nitrous oxide help me run faster? (my lame thoughts :rolleyes: ) |
is there color without light?
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Never hold your farts in.
They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that's where you get shitty ideas from |
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That is just too funny |
I'm thinking how sweet my car looks now that I got the windows tinted http://mindscraps.com/s/contrib/blackeye/drooling3.gif
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If you clone yourself and have sex with it is it insest or masterbation?
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