Moneys Short, Times Hard, Heres your F'in X-mas Card.
 

Hello Everyone. Its Mercury.

I have not posted in forever. Hmmm..seems like my posts all start out like that.

I'm having one argrivating Christmas Eve here at work...mostly due to my retarted assistant manager. I swear I want to strangle him. I've been stuck here at work for 2 more hours than neccassary because of this blundering Moron.

Christmas is going to blow equally as bad. I am so dreading tommorrow (the 25th). Its going to be totally not awesome.

I would go into details but I think Stupid just finished up and I'm ready to get the Hell outta here.

To all a Merry Christmas. May you all's be better than mine.

Re: Moneys Short, Times Hard, Heres your F'in X-mas Card.
 

Nope..False alarm. I'm still stuck here.

Where is a 5th of Jack when you need it. I need to self medicate.

Oh, thats right, I dont even have any at the house. Great, the ABC stores are all closed now. Hell, all the stores are closed now. I could of went to the ABC store had my assistant not been his usual mindless self.

Ho-Ho-Ho.