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Old 08-31-2002, 08:55 PM   #6
Unit 5302
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Default Repairable Car Classified Translations

Don't forget the repairables section.

EZ Front (The Mustang is now a mid engined sports car)

EZ Roll (went off a cliff)

EZ (Not easy, major work needed)

Drives around the lot (If the attendants jack it up on all 4 corners with floor jacks and push you in it)

Drive it away (I wouldn't)

Minor engine damage (More windows in the block than in a 5 star hotel)

Lt Hit (Took a shell from an M1A1 tank during Army combat maneuver)

Engine fire (Before it spread to the rest of the car)

Doesn't run (submerged in 20 ft of water)

Minor Flood (coral reef beginning to form on the seats)

The asking prices for these things are crazy too. Especially motorcycles.

2000 Triumph TT600. Only 2,000mi. Drove off cliff, rolled all the way down 200ft. Started on fire. Only Needs engine, frame, electronics, plastic, lights, wheels, tires, and miscellaneous. Melted, twisted frame can be recycled at local plant for like $15!!! Charred plastic makes really cool pencils!!!
Bk value $5500, asking only $4999.


By the way, lay off the booze man. Nothing good coming out of it for you except an empty wallet.
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