Really Stupid People
 

When his 38-caliber revolver failed to fire at its intended victim during a holdup in Long Beach, California, would-be robber James Elliot did something that can only inspire wonder: He peered down the barrel and tried the trigger again.
This time it worked.

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The chef at a hotel in Switzerland lost a finger in a meat cutting machine and, after a little hopping around, submitted a claim to his insurance company. The company, suspecting negligence, sent out one of its men to have a look for himself. He tried the machine out and lost a finger.
The chef's claim was approved.

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A man who shoveled snow for an hour to clear a space for his car during a blizzard in Chicago returned with his vehicle to find a woman had taken the space.
Understandably, he shot her.

The first one, well the person he was holding up must be very religious or something cause that was some luck.

The second one, sad but funny as hell. lol

Third one, well I would of thought it would happen in Texas but they don't get snow so . . . . :D :D

Thanks for the smile Chris. :D
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damn those are some stupid people.

Man that chick was dumb in #3!

LMAO
 

Damn, those are some stupid people alright, lol. Hey Chris, you should be a damn comedian in your spare time, you've always got something to make me laugh, Keith.