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check it out.. :D

that title is bitter irony isn't it?

RICE BOY
(sung to the tune of Beck's "Loser")


In the midst of real sports cars mine is a joke,
rice in my veins, my front tires go up in smoke
with the plastic headlight covers, spray paint the tail lights,
bass kickin' with the latest rap and dance vibes,

flash the headlights and rev it in neutral,
another import car with a Rice Boy at the cruise control,
I'm out of touch with what a real sports car should be,
got lots of decals, took out the back seat,

so I'm hanging, waxing the paint (it's Zaino. Word.)
have to brag about
my new K&N cone filter. my fat tires scrape the curb,
but don't believe everything that you see,
My car's been lowered, but it wasn't done professionally

shave a few tenths off the quarter with some hotter spark
I'm saving my money, adding in neon for cruising after dark.
Yo! Cut it

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me,
Coffee can exhaust!

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me,
Type R Hyundai Sonata!


Spent too much money on this import sports impostah
techno dance blaring my bass is throbbin'
ride's got six pairs of amps and some funky kanji,
hand on the carbon fiber shift knob, hope that new Camaro don't see me,

Got the ugly bright paint job, chrome rims, twin six inch white racing stripes
and four ion blue colored Pia daytime running lights
but nothing looks as good as my spoiler and my two foot rear wing
built my own custom sub box but it barely fits in the back of this tiny thing

I can't drive it fast and I can't accelerate,
traded the Civic for the Integra,
big Vtech and Type R decals make it look great
but my ride is still a piece of crap, I rev it to eight grand,
my exhaust sounds like a wet fart that's blown through a coffee can

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me
gettin' crazy with the decals

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me
drive by hydraulic bounce

yo bring it on down

(em stcepser ydobon tub ybab ,yobeciR a m'I, ebannaw resop a m'I ,oS)

I'm a driver, I'm a winner
things are gonna' change I can feel it

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me
I think I'll polish my intake

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me
Put some nitrous on the KIA

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me
Vtech emblem adds five horsepower, word.

So, I'm a poser wannabe, I'm a Rice Boy, baby but nobody respects me
Hyundai builds the best sports cars. You know what I'm sayin'

Relate.

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Music by Beck. Lyrics by Black Echo.

rotflmao, damn my printer is outta ink.:rolleyes: :D :D :D :D

lmao, damn dude thats funny

Haha Awesome! I love the chorus.

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Oh NO! Good one! very funny! did you make that one up?

here is mine that i wrote that i posted awhile back. just think "Lil' Duece Coupe" by the beach boys:D


Little rice Coupe
You already know what I got
Little rice Coupe
You already know what I got

Well I'm just braggin' babe so do put me down
But I've got the slowest set of wheels in town
When something comes up to me i just start to cry
Cause I have a set of wings man maybe one day she could fly
She's my little rice coupe
You already know what I got
(My little rice coupe)
(You already know what I got)

Just a little rice coupe with a VTEC mill
But she'll walk a Yugo like (she's) it's standin' still
She's got big wings and she's stickered and looks poor.
She'll do ninety three with the top end floored
She's my little rice coupe
You already know what I got
(My little rice coupe)
(You already know what I got)

She's got a auto meter tach with an auto on the floor
And she farts like a slob behind a bathroom door
And that is enough to make you squid,
There's one more thing, I got the slow time slip daddy

And comin' off the line when the light turns green
Well she farts 'em outta style like you never seen
Its got wierd shapes and it's definetly queer,
When I can't get rubber in any gears

She's my little rice coupe
You already know what I got
(My little rice coupe)
(You already know what I got)
She's my little rice coupe
You already know what I got
(My little rice coupe)
(You already know what I got)
She's my little rice coupe
You already know what I got
:D

lol, srv1 thats a good one too.:D :D

good one srv1, lmao, heheh. :D :D :D :D :D ;)

Smoke a Yugo like its standin still! Thats classic man, I love it!

LMAO :p

Oh No 5.0, and SRV, those are hilarouis. I love them. I feel inspired now.

That's not *that* funny.