ricer education

nickj8685 · 08-22-2002, 09:19 PM

I was at the store the other day and I overheard two ricer kids talking about cars. They had an import mag they were discussing. I joked with them that they should look at n American muscle car mag if they wanted to see a fast car. One of them asked me how fast American cars were. He asked me if a Mustang or Camaro could run 13's. I told him that some guys don't consider their cars fast until they've hit the 10's. These 2 guys looked at me like I was lying. They both said they didn't know American cars were capable of being that fast. The one that did the most talking told me a friend of his had a honda running high 14's and thought it was fast.
Someone has seriously misled these kids. Hopefully they will be more interested in American muscle but I doubt it.

Crazy Horse GT · 08-22-2002, 09:27 PM

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Originally posted by nickj8685
I was at the store the other day and I overheard two ricer kids talking about cars. They had an import mag they were discussing. I joked with them that they should look at n American muscle car mag if they wanted to see a fast car. One of them asked me how fast American cars were. He asked me if a Mustang or Camaro could run 13's. I told him that some guys don't consider their cars fast until they've hit the 10's. These 2 guys looked at me like I was lying. They both said they didn't know American cars were capable of being that fast. The one that did the most talking told me a friend of his had a honda running high 14's and thought it was fast.
Someone has seriously misled these kids. Hopefully they will be more interested in American muscle but I doubt it.

you wasted your time, btw did you tell them to pull up their pant's & turn their hat around the right way, lol.

PKRWUD · 08-22-2002, 09:49 PM

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Originally posted by nickj8685
Someone has seriously misled these kids. Hopefully they will be more interested in American muscle but I doubt it.

There's the key word right there.

Take care,
~Chris

1969Mach1 · 08-22-2002, 10:31 PM

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Originally posted by Crazy Horse GT

you wasted your time, btw did you tell them to pull up their pant's & turn their hat around the right way, lol.

Leave us alone you damn hippy.

lol j/k with you.
I was talking to one of my ricer buddies today and he is hoping for 16's in his Del Sol (he is well aware of how slow it is) especially after I wasted him by like 2 cars in my MINIVAN! Anyway, I told him he should aim for high 17's. This thing is a POS. 105hp stock. Most kids just cause domestics gas guzzlers. I don't get it though, what's the point of buying a 4cly putting like $5k in it to make it faster and then worrying about gas. Pretty stupid people if you ask me. I would of told those kids about the new Cobra. Please remember not all kids are stupid, just the ones that's parents did drugs in the 70's..... I'm lookin' towards you Marty.

j/k with you again.

§am.

Crazy Horse GT · 08-22-2002, 10:38 PM

rotfl, THIS OLD HIPPY OWES YOU ONE SAM, heheh, j/k, i didnt mean all young people are bad, btw, i dont do drug's , i have a cdl license, have to pee in a bottle at a moment's notice, besides i have to take enough crap, thank's to the army.

Shelby428cj · 08-22-2002, 10:41 PM

Just MOST young people!!!!

1969Mach1 · 08-22-2002, 10:46 PM

hahaha... you know I'm kiddin' with ya buddy.

I do know what ya mean though, some of these ricers I wonder where there parents went wrong. I guess to much lovin', I always tell my dad if you make me sell my car I'm going to buy a Civic and put a Big FREAKING wing on it that does nothing and park it in the driveway so that the neighbours know you ruined your sons life.
But I got great friends that will kill me if I ever result to that level.

hehehe....

§am.

PKRWUD · 08-22-2002, 11:15 PM

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Originally posted by Shelby428cj
Just MOST young people!!!!

Yup!

Take care,
~Chris

cyberstang5.0 · 08-23-2002, 07:36 AM

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Originally posted by Shelby428cj
Just MOST young people!!!!

Hey, do you consider me to be a member of the "young people" group? Your not that much older then me

Keep in mind, that the word "younger" is a realitive term. Believe it or not, there is someone OLDER then Marty

929PhoenixSquid · 08-23-2002, 09:05 AM

Let them wallow in their ignorance. I personally LOVE this ricer phase. .....bc you KNOW that 90% of the cops out there feed on that ****. They see a freakin LIME GREEN civic with ORANGE on the side and they can't WAIT to sink their teeth into that kid's *** with big fat ticket.

Most of the locals around here would sooner pull you over to just get a look under the hood of you 5.0 or 4.6......just does NOT happen to ricers. "Hey man, lemme see your HUGE 1.2 liter!" Bwahahahhahah

1969Mach1 · 08-23-2002, 10:36 AM

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Originally posted by 929PhoenixSquid
"Hey man, lemme see your HUGE 1.2 liter!" Bwahahahhahah

My rule is if I buy more liters in milk then the displacement in my car then I don't want it.

There all just a bunch of milk bag engines. I mostly get dirty looks from cops, You know a 17/18 in '69 Mach 1 painted bright yellow is bound to do something stupid.

But I do get the smile from alot of cops too. I know they'll pull me over one day for something I didn't do, just a matter of time.

§am.

The Deuce · 08-23-2002, 10:52 AM

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Originally posted by Shelby428cj
Just MOST young people!!!!

Don't be counting yourself in that group, you old maid.

I figured out a long time ago that I am by no means 'young' anymore.

Kids graduating from high school this year were born during Reagans second administration and things like 'the cold war' and the Berlin Wall belong soley to their history books. Conisder they were 5 when the wall came down. 'Reds' has no connotation of communism.

Now that is a generation gap. No wonder they all want imported cars, the hayday of 'import performance' was when they were growing up. Same reason we all want big blocks and toploaders.

PKRWUD · 08-23-2002, 07:32 PM

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Originally posted by 1969Mach1
My rule is if I buy more liters in milk then the displacement in my car then I don't want it. There all just a bunch of milk bag engines.

Take care,
~Chris

PKRWUD · 08-23-2002, 07:33 PM

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Originally posted by The Deuce

Don't be counting yourself in that group, you old maid.

Uhm, Mike, you might have better luck with flowers.

Take care,
~Chris

Shelby428cj · 08-23-2002, 09:52 PM

LMAO that was great PKRWUD!!!!!!!!!! I even saved that one to the computer maybe I can use it on my new Homepage!!!

See Ya,
Karen

mustangman65_79 · 08-24-2002, 12:23 AM

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Originally posted by PKRWUD

Take care,
~Chris

I too saved that, I've been looking for a nice setup like that. I think most kids who have these Rice cars, got into it for Three reasons. 1: There parents never owned a Muscle car; 2: If there parents did, the kids something fast but never could affored a good Muscle car. SO they bought a rice car, then saw eveyone else try to make them fast. 3: or just had to join the "in crowd".

bald guy 90gt · 08-25-2002, 04:54 PM

i could go faster then 14sec. with my go ped with exhaust and a sneeky pete shot of nos.

1969Mach1 · 08-25-2002, 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by PKRWUD

Take care,
~Chris

hahaha... lol well done.

§am.

tireburner163 · 08-25-2002, 10:07 PM

ROTFLMAO....Chris, that was a good one

MidNiteBlu 5.0 · 08-26-2002, 01:34 AM

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Originally posted by 929PhoenixSquid
Let them wallow in their ignorance. I personally LOVE this ricer phase. .....bc you KNOW that 90% of the cops out there feed on that ****. They see a freakin LIME GREEN civic with ORANGE on the side and they can't WAIT to sink their teeth into that kid's *** with big fat ticket.

Most of the locals around here would sooner pull you over to just get a look under the hood of you 5.0 or 4.6......just does NOT happen to ricers. "Hey man, lemme see your HUGE 1.2 liter!" Bwahahahhahah

Im gonna have to agree with him on that part actually. The day i got my speeding ticket last year some ricer got one too. The next day i heard that the cop made him open his hood and wrote him tickets for having a cold air kit and a header that sopposedly wasnt legal in california

But anyways all the cop did to me was ask me what year my car was and he told me that it sounded nice

Even though he still gave me the ticket lol

Later,
Nick

08-22-2002, 09:19 PM	#1
nickj8685 Registered Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Russellville MO, where men are men and sheep are scared Posts: 66	ricer education I was at the store the other day and I overheard two ricer kids talking about cars. They had an import mag they were discussing. I joked with them that they should look at n American muscle car mag if they wanted to see a fast car. One of them asked me how fast American cars were. He asked me if a Mustang or Camaro could run 13's. I told him that some guys don't consider their cars fast until they've hit the 10's. These 2 guys looked at me like I was lying. They both said they didn't know American cars were capable of being that fast. The one that did the most talking told me a friend of his had a honda running high 14's and thought it was fast. Someone has seriously misled these kids. Hopefully they will be more interested in American muscle but I doubt it.

08-22-2002, 10:38 PM	#5
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	rotfl, THIS OLD HIPPY OWES YOU ONE SAM, heheh, j/k, i didnt mean all young people are bad, btw, i dont do drug's , i have a cdl license, have to pee in a bottle at a moment's notice, besides i have to take enough crap, thank's to the army. __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

08-22-2002, 10:41 PM	#6
Shelby428cj Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 510	Just MOST young people!!!! __________________ Karen Wells, Moderator The Mustang Works Magazine http://www.mustangworks.com 1969 Mustang (Project Rice Eater) 1999 Silver Mustang Saleen S281 (SQ car for stereo contests) SQ Goddess My Stereo Bro "tireburner163"

08-22-2002, 10:46 PM	#7
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	hahaha... you know I'm kiddin' with ya buddy. I do know what ya mean though, some of these ricers I wonder where there parents went wrong. I guess to much lovin', I always tell my dad if you make me sell my car I'm going to buy a Civic and put a Big FREAKING wing on it that does nothing and park it in the driveway so that the neighbours know you ruined your sons life. But I got great friends that will kill me if I ever result to that level. hehehe.... §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

08-23-2002, 09:05 AM	#10
929PhoenixSquid Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Joosey Shore Posts: 358	Let them wallow in their ignorance. I personally LOVE this ricer phase. .....bc you KNOW that 90% of the cops out there feed on that **. They see a freakin LIME GREEN civic with ORANGE on the side and they can't WAIT to sink their teeth into that kid's * with big fat ticket. Most of the locals around here would sooner pull you over to just get a look under the hood of you 5.0 or 4.6......just does NOT happen to ricers. "Hey man, lemme see your HUGE 1.2 liter!" Bwahahahhahah __________________ 1988 5.0 notch: Previously never modified!! SN95 block front and rear seats, Mac catback, BBK off-road H-pipe, Steeda castor camber plates, Steeda lowering springs, Tokico shocks/struts, Alpine/MBQuart/PPI audio mods...

08-23-2002, 09:52 PM	#15
Shelby428cj Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 510	LMAO that was great PKRWUD!!!!!!!!!! I even saved that one to the computer maybe I can use it on my new Homepage!!! See Ya, Karen __________________ Karen Wells, Moderator The Mustang Works Magazine http://www.mustangworks.com 1969 Mustang (Project Rice Eater) 1999 Silver Mustang Saleen S281 (SQ car for stereo contests) SQ Goddess My Stereo Bro "tireburner163"

08-25-2002, 04:54 PM	#17
bald guy 90gt Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: i am hiding in a dark gloomy cave hibernating Posts: 88	rice education i could go faster then 14sec. with my go ped with exhaust and a sneeky pete shot of nos. __________________ with all the stuff i bought 2 make my car fast, fast it is but it is still a piece of monkey crap

08-25-2002, 10:07 PM	#19
tireburner163 It's a lot like a race car Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Meridian, MS Posts: 4,130	ROTFLMAO....Chris, that was a good one __________________ 1987 Buick T-type 1998 HD Electra Elide

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