A Ricer X-Mas Story

Eric4Nitrous · 12-19-2002, 07:00 PM

Twas the night before christmas, and caught at a light, Stuttered a healthy V-8 with no cops in sight. I will try, I will try, to beat this damned Monza, there's no way anythin's faster than my Honda. My clear taillights shine, I think that they're cool, but everyone looks at me like i'm such a fool. My 6 inch tailpipe sounds and looks Phat, As I try to intimidate with an obnoxious blat. The light turns green and I pull like no joke, That Monza lifts it's wheels, then goes up in smoke. Now smasher, Now revver, Now stroker, Now blitzen, these are the names of my 4 little pistons. Racing ahead i'm the star of the action, But i know i'm in trouble if he gets traction. When I grab second, my VTEC sings, but my mirror is obscured by my two story wing. I hear the monstor roar of that V-8 gaining, It's all i can do to keep my 4 banger straining. In an instant my car rocks as he rips past, all my stickers go flying, a thing of the past. Don't bother with 3rd, cause now it's too late, Just try to act cool, like you can relte. at the next light, he looks at me grinning, His engine is cackling, still hot from winning. "You can't win 'em all," , his middle finger in fling, "You might not win any in that stupid thing." I scowled and revved as he dissapeared to the night, Shifting six times in his full throttle flight. The smell of raw fuel hangs in the air, I realize i've been spanked, good and fair. I think i'll save for that Zex nawss kit, and maybe I can hang with that V-8 ****.

Stang_Crazy · 12-19-2002, 07:06 PM

HAHAHA That's a good story....err carol. Pretty creative

VeNuM · 12-19-2002, 07:36 PM

Haha, funny story, you write that? It's pretty good. ~Brian

Eric4Nitrous · 12-19-2002, 07:37 PM

nah i can't take credit for it. My buddy craig wrote it. So give props to him.

tireburner163 · 12-19-2002, 08:06 PM

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Originally posted by Eric4Nitrous
nah i can't take credit for it. My buddy craig wrote it. So give props to him.

Which he ripped off another poem that's been going around hte net for quite some time now.........he just changed the words around.

2-10-01 http://forums.mustangworks.com/showt...threadid=10466

Eric4Nitrous · 12-19-2002, 08:40 PM

ok your cool. Just enjoy it man.

tireburner163 · 12-19-2002, 10:05 PM

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Originally posted by Eric4Nitrous
ok your cool. Just enjoy it man.

I thought it was halarious.

DAN-MAN · 12-19-2002, 11:22 PM

Lol, funny Eric.

Daniel.

Crazy Horse GT · 12-20-2002, 12:04 AM

lmao, good one.

1969Mach1 · 12-20-2002, 03:53 AM

lol that is hillarious... I love laughing at ricers! lol

§am.

12-19-2002, 07:00 PM	#1
Eric4Nitrous Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Va Posts: 1,122	A Ricer X-Mas Story Twas the night before christmas, and caught at a light, Stuttered a healthy V-8 with no cops in sight. I will try, I will try, to beat this damned Monza, there's no way anythin's faster than my Honda. My clear taillights shine, I think that they're cool, but everyone looks at me like i'm such a fool. My 6 inch tailpipe sounds and looks Phat, As I try to intimidate with an obnoxious blat. The light turns green and I pull like no joke, That Monza lifts it's wheels, then goes up in smoke. Now smasher, Now revver, Now stroker, Now blitzen, these are the names of my 4 little pistons. Racing ahead i'm the star of the action, But i know i'm in trouble if he gets traction. When I grab second, my VTEC sings, but my mirror is obscured by my two story wing. I hear the monstor roar of that V-8 gaining, It's all i can do to keep my 4 banger straining. In an instant my car rocks as he rips past, all my stickers go flying, a thing of the past. Don't bother with 3rd, cause now it's too late, Just try to act cool, like you can relte. at the next light, he looks at me grinning, His engine is cackling, still hot from winning. "You can't win 'em all," , his middle finger in fling, "You might not win any in that stupid thing." I scowled and revved as he dissapeared to the night, Shifting six times in his full throttle flight. The smell of raw fuel hangs in the air, I realize i've been spanked, good and fair. I think i'll save for that Zex nawss kit, and maybe I can hang with that V-8 ****. __________________ 68 Camaro Gene Fulton 632ci Two stages of Jug 8.41 164mph Rockingham 1-26-03

12-19-2002, 07:06 PM	#2
Stang_Crazy It's never clean enough! Join Date: Jan 1999 Location: Shaler, PA Posts: 1,542	HAHAHA That's a good story....err carol. Pretty creative __________________ ~Dan 2001 SVT Lightning 89' GT : Taking up garage space and waiting for a buyer... Rice Hater's Club - Member #11

12-19-2002, 07:36 PM	#3
VeNuM Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Downers Grove, IL Posts: 464	Haha, funny story, you write that? It's pretty good. ~Brian __________________ 1989 Black Mustang GT Hatchback, Underdrive Pulles, Electric Fan, Cold Air Intake, Headers, Offroad H-Pipe, Magnaflow catback, Steeda Tri-Ax, Fluidyne Aluminum Radiator, Timing at 14*, 3.73's Coming not so soon: 408w Ricer Hater's Club Member #59

12-19-2002, 07:37 PM	#4
Eric4Nitrous Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Va Posts: 1,122	nah i can't take credit for it. My buddy craig wrote it. So give props to him. __________________ 68 Camaro Gene Fulton 632ci Two stages of Jug 8.41 164mph Rockingham 1-26-03

12-19-2002, 08:40 PM	#6
Eric4Nitrous Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Va Posts: 1,122	ok your cool. Just enjoy it man. __________________ 68 Camaro Gene Fulton 632ci Two stages of Jug 8.41 164mph Rockingham 1-26-03

12-19-2002, 11:22 PM	#8
DAN-MAN Confederate Cowboy Join Date: May 2002 Location: Southeast Missouri Posts: 546	Lol, funny Eric. Daniel. __________________ DAN-MAN RHC MEMBER #25

12-20-2002, 12:04 AM	#9
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	lmao, good one. __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

12-20-2002, 03:53 AM	#10
1969Mach1 HEY I CAN SET A NAME NOW! Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 2,556	lol that is hillarious... I love laughing at ricers! lol §am. __________________ 1969 Mustang Mach 1Sold 351-4V Windsor, 4 Speed MACH 1 - Moving At The Speed Of Sound. 1979 Mustang Indianapolis 500 Pace Car For Sale - Email me for Info 302-2V, 3-Speed Auto One of 2,106 made One of 405 sent to Canada. Yes those are caution lights, and No you can't pass me when there on. Ricer Hater's Club - Member #4

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