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PKRWUD · 09-07-2002, 01:04 PM

From the October 2002 Car Craft:

There's never been more auto racing on TV than there is now. But certain questions just don't ever seem to be asked, much less answered.

Questions They Never Ask Drivers on TV

1) "With that helmet on, can you still pick your nose?"

2) "You flew here on a private jet and have a total goddess for a girlfriend, so why won't you make time to sign some autographs?"

3) "Do you ever go into Home Depot and stand by the Coke machine that has a life-size picture of you on it and wait for someone to recognize you?"

4) "Do you feel like an idiot wearing your sponsor's logo all the time?"

5) "You're a high school drop out and a multimillionaire. Why shouldn't kids follow your example?"

6) "Have you ever actually tuned an engine, painted a body panel, or changed a tire yourself?"

7) "Just how short are you anyhow?"

8) "That race took four hours. Did you pee in your firesuit?"

9) "Sure, it's great that Jesus helped you win this race, but why did He want the other 42 guys to lose?"

10) "Have you ever tried to cash one of those giant checks?"

Take care,
~Chris

Shelby428cj · 09-07-2002, 01:34 PM

Heehee I got that issue too my favorite is #6!!!!!

The Deuce · 09-07-2002, 02:04 PM

I'd like to ask Gordon #6, and #10 is my fav.

joe4speed · 09-07-2002, 04:03 PM

LMAO at 9 and 10!

lx mike · 09-07-2002, 06:59 PM

Nice!!

LOL @ #8!! i always wondered about that myself?

Crazy Horse GT · 09-07-2002, 11:18 PM

they all sound like questions for the ghey opie, i mean gordon, lol

MustangKelly96 · 09-08-2002, 12:15 AM

LMAO!

My fav was #1.

09-08-2002, 08:42 AM

LMAO...I couldn't just pic one. Liked them ALL. Odie

TXinPA · 09-08-2002, 07:45 PM

Car Craft is coool! I miss all the funny stuff David Frieburger did though!

Eric4Nitrous · 09-08-2002, 08:05 PM

Hey it is hard to pick your nose with the helmet on..errr not like i'd know or anything

09-07-2002, 01:34 PM	#2
Shelby428cj Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 510	Heehee I got that issue too my favorite is #6!!!!! __________________ Karen Wells, Moderator The Mustang Works Magazine http://www.mustangworks.com 1969 Mustang (Project Rice Eater) 1999 Silver Mustang Saleen S281 (SQ car for stereo contests) SQ Goddess My Stereo Bro "tireburner163"

09-07-2002, 02:04 PM	#3
The Deuce Registered Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,325	I'd like to ask Gordon #6, and #10 is my fav. __________________ 1997 Mustang GT "The Freak" - 13.80 @ 101.70, 2.07 60' 1995 Honda VFR750 - not much @ really fast (actual data pending.) 1964.5 Mustang 289 Rice Haters Club Member #13

09-07-2002, 04:03 PM	#4
joe4speed He said Member...heh, heh Join Date: Sep 1999 Location: Jupiter, Florida U.S.A. Posts: 3,718	LMAO at 9 and 10! __________________ *Joe!* 1988 GT, 13.58@101mph Check out my listing! Click here! Or my website:www.joe4speed.com

09-07-2002, 06:59 PM	#5
lx mike Undescribable Join Date: Sep 1998 Location: Ft Myers Fla Posts: 1,539	Nice!! LOL @ #8!! i always wondered about that myself? __________________ Rice Haters Club Member #101

09-08-2002, 07:45 PM	#9
TXinPA Registered Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 120	Car Craft is coool! I miss all the funny stuff David Frieburger did though! __________________ 1985 Mustang GT 5.0 5spd-light regatta blue 1985 Mustang 4cyl auto- jalapeno red 1993 Miata- White w/black

09-07-2002, 01:04 PM	#1
PKRWUD Junior Member Join Date: Mar 1999 Location: Ventura, California Posts: 8,981	Top 10 List From the October 2002 Car Craft: There's never been more auto racing on TV than there is now. But certain questions just don't ever seem to be asked, much less answered. Questions They Never Ask Drivers on TV 1) "With that helmet on, can you still pick your nose?" 2) "You flew here on a private jet and have a total goddess for a girlfriend, so why won't you make time to sign some autographs?" 3) "Do you ever go into Home Depot and stand by the Coke machine that has a life-size picture of you on it and wait for someone to recognize you?" 4) "Do you feel like an idiot wearing your sponsor's logo all the time?" 5) "You're a high school drop out and a multimillionaire. Why shouldn't kids follow your example?" 6) "Have you ever actually tuned an engine, painted a body panel, or changed a tire yourself?" 7) "Just how short are you anyhow?" 8) "That race took four hours. Did you pee in your firesuit?" 9) "Sure, it's great that Jesus helped you win this race, but why did He want the other 42 guys to lose?" 10) "Have you ever tried to cash one of those giant checks?" Take care, ~Chris __________________ Webmaster: Rice Haters Club Jim Porter Racing Peckerwoods Pit Stop Support Your Local RED & WHITE!

09-07-2002, 11:18 PM	#6
Crazy Horse GT Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Sale Creek, TN. C. S. A. Posts: 4,652	they all sound like questions for the ghey opie, i mean gordon, lol __________________ 95 gt vert, lot's of stuff, it aint slow. 04 sonic blue v - six my beater 89 rs camaro iroc turbo hood, other stuff, my wifes ride 84 lx stang cammed up 289 hi po, etc 65 falcon, maybe by the year 2020. black 00gt, gone but never forgotten. R H C- member # 1 o.b.c. da prez- member # 1 if your under 40 dont ask. goodbye for now odie,r.i.p. 11-27-03

09-08-2002, 12:15 AM	#7
MustangKelly96 Registered Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The Great State of Indiana Posts: 353	LMAO! My fav was #1.

09-08-2002, 08:42 AM	#8
gt lee Guest Posts: n/a	LMAO...I couldn't just pic one. Liked them ALL. Odie

09-08-2002, 08:05 PM	#10
Eric4Nitrous Registered Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Va Posts: 1,122	Hey it is hard to pick your nose with the helmet on..errr not like i'd know or anything __________________ 68 Camaro Gene Fulton 632ci Two stages of Jug 8.41 164mph Rockingham 1-26-03

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