j/k!!!
welcome to the North Belle! hehe! not everyone is like that up here! its just a way of living. i say quit! find another place. some quirks you are just going to have to put up with. it goes with the area. why dont you work at a dealership? you got the mad skillz to pay da' bills, so i dont see why you cant suceed anywhere else.
Crazy, i dont think you are a dumb hillbilly!
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your just sore cause we won the war.....