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08-17-2002, 11:50 AM | #1 |
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Second Joke of the Day
The last one about Arabs reminded me of this joke
------------------------------------------------------------------ President Bush & Colin Powell walk into a bar to have a drink. The bartender looks over and can't believe the President and Colin Powell are in his bar. He walks over and says, "Mr. President what are you and Colin Powell doing in my bar?" The President replies, "why we are planning World War III." The bartender asks, "what are you planning for WWIII?" Pres. Bush replies, "we are going to kill 500,000 Arabs and one blonde woman with bigs tits." The bartender exclaims, "why are you going to kill a blonde woman with big tits?" Pres. Bush then turns to Colin Powell and says, "see I told you nobody would care about the Arabs."
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08-17-2002, 11:55 AM | #2 |
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Good one!!
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08-17-2002, 12:05 PM | #3 |
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LOL!!
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08-17-2002, 03:11 PM | #4 |
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LOL haahaa!!!!!!
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08-17-2002, 04:25 PM | #6 |
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Only 500,000? That seems a little low.
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08-17-2002, 04:29 PM | #7 |
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Relative?
It's all relative Deuce. The 500,000 question all depends on how big the boobies are. LOL.
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Re: Relative?
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Take care, ~Chris
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08-18-2002, 03:11 AM | #9 |
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that poor big breasted woman *sigh*
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08-18-2002, 03:40 AM | #10 |
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750,000=D Cup
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08-18-2002, 03:43 AM | #11 |
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wonder how many we could get for that "car alarm" that was posted....
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http://forums.mustangworks.com/showt...threadid=27226 so how many ya think? 2,000,000?...prolly just send her over and she'll kill em all...
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Oh my God. I didn't need to see that.
2,000,000? No no no no no. I'm afraid that one tips the scales in the opposite direction. We'd be lucky to get 1 for her. Scary. Take care, ~Chris
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08-18-2002, 10:28 AM | #15 |
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hahah...lol great joke...
Just as I was getting over that car security . . . . there is just something very wrong with that system. §am.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I SOOOOOOO did NOT want to see that! How can people let them selves get that big. How can they thing THAT is sexy. AHHHHH!!!!! Yuck!!! EEEEWWWWW!!!!
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